The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Crazy horse, better than no club, but maybe on the recovery?

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Tittytipper69
Apr 30, 2023, 2:37 PM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Crazy horse is decent strip club in a sketchy area on market Street with nothing else really around. If you want to drink, you're gonna have to pregame because they don't sell alcohol.

 

When you walk in, you'll see the front counter. Once you pay the door fee, you'll go straight through the back and you'll be right into the main part of the club. The saturday night I went (around midnight), the door fee was something like $25. They do not card like many of the other clubs in the city.

 

There's an atm, and bathrooms right by the front entrance.

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