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Cantbeserious

joined Oct 2022last seen Jan 2025

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Reviews by Cantbeserious

391 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133

reviewed

15 days ago

meh saturday visit

Visited on Saturday night. $30 to get in. The place was unexpectedly empty for Saturday, maybe because it was around 10pm so the night just started. Sat at the stage, but the lineup was not...

328 South Bascom Ave San Jose, CA 95128

reviewed

2 months ago

Went for a Sunday night visit. The place was surprisingly packed, I barely found a parking spot and almost all the places inside near the scene were occupied. The cover is $25, and the place...

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Spearmint Rhino

15411 E Valley Blvd, City of Industry, CA 91746

reviewed

2 months ago

Visited on Sunday evening. Came in around 10pm, which seems to be too early since it was pretty deserted. The entry is $22. The club is in a strip mall with a lot of...

Southern X-Posure Downtown

1737 Beck St Salt Lake City, UT 84116

reviewed

3 months ago

adjust your expectations

TLDR: If looking at some pretty girls dancing naked is what you want, you'd have a good time. But don't expect anything more than that. Been to a concert at nearby Delta Center and...

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

reviewed

8 months ago

slow night that ended on a good note

Visited on Sunday around 10pm. The place was pretty much deserted, 2-3 guys maybe and about 5 girls. The place itself is not very big, only a small corner of the stage was used...

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Comments made by Cantbeserious

review comment

a year ago

Great talent, high prices

Yes, "songs" there are longer than in many other places.

discussion comment

2 years ago

New format sucks

Yeah would be nice to get the map back.

review comment

2 years ago

Good for the price

@Electronman not sure what's incompatible - the dancer stayed with the top & bottom on, just like she started, but I could touch her, pretty much anywhere, including over them. I didn't try to push it further than that. It was not high mileage, indeed, though I got worse for more money in some places (e.g. only one-way touch or complete air-only).

review comment

2 years ago

Not spectacular but good

No it is not. You may not like it but I wrote it myself after my own experience.

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