The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Good Time at CH (+Extras)

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zeiss123
Mar 28, 2024, 10:20 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Bored on a Friday night and have had fun times at the Crazy Horse before (especially compared to other SC in SF which are really bad/low mileage).

 

PLACE: Got in around midnight, paid a $20 cover which included 2 free drinks. Bar is no alcohol. Place is decently clean, definitely not a total shithole but also not really nice. Bouncer hid in the back and DJ was straightforward. Lighting was fine and the rail was honestly a really great setup (two rows of seating).

 

PEOPLE. After the initial rush of 1-2 people immediately coming up and asking for a dance, I sat at the rail and relax a bit. Dancers go full nude on 2nd song. Saw a Latina that I liked and started chatting her up. She was not pushy but straightforward. Was very open about what I could get in the VIP room. There was a pretty hot blonde there too but at this point was talking to the Latina, she wasn’t overly pushy, I knew exactly what I was going to get, so decided to go for a private dance in the back for $30. VIP room was small with a booth style chair and curtain - bouncer did not interrupt.

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