The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Not terrible, not great

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rugrat
Sep 24, 2024, 12:53 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Back in San Francisco for the first time since Covid. My hotel was near the Crazy Horse and didn't feel like venturing over to the North Beach clubs so wondered in about 9:00 pm on a Monday night. I expected on Monday for the place to be quiet, and I wasn't disappointed.

 

Cover was a high $25, but there are options to get in free with a convention badge or sports ticket. When I walked in there was one other customer, always a bad sign. However, a few more did show up including a batch of about 10 Japanese tourists which added to the fun later.

 

No alcohol or bar service here, so other than a $3 can of sprite I didn't spend any extra money on drinks.

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