The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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JoeBlogg
Sep 9, 2024, 1:59 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Hadn't been to Crazy Horse in a while (pre-COVID), but thought I'd go back and see how it was going. Entrance charge was $25, price went up as it used to be $20 before COVID. The lighting has been improved, and I think they redid the seats as well. This is good because previously it was *way* too dark in there to see anything. There weren't as many girls as I remember previously, but that might have been because I came on a weekday night and previously I'd only come on weekends.

 

Anyways, they still ran the same set (clothed/topless/nude three song set up on stage), but most of the girls who weren't dancing didn't really seem to be too interested in asking for lap dances. There were about 8-10 sitting in the back row of seats talking, and a few others wandering about trying to drum up lap dances. Most of the girls seemed to be about a 6 to 8 on the scale, not much cellulite, which was nice. Mostly white, one black girl and a Latina. I was fine to sit up by the stage and not be hassled, I just went in for curiosity and to put a few bills on the stage.

 

I did get a dance from one girl (Lola? Lulu?) in the back room along the long couch, and there was some light touching but I think she just did it to try and get me back to the real private VIP rooms in back. But I wasn't really feeling it so I left after about an hour. Plus she said it was $300-$500 for a three song set, which was way out of my price range for a Thursday night. Plus that didn't include any tip at the end of the session.

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