The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Still a decent place, just needs a better lineup

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prestonevans
Apr 19, 2024, 12:40 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

In town for a concert and thought I’d stop by my old stomping grounds (some old timers out there will know how it was in the early 10’s in the day shift with the legendary Tiffany… I digress…)

 

Ok first thing is the neighborhood is pretty rough. Was never great, but it’s super sketchy now. You can park at the Metreon and walk there - just walk with purpose and avoid eye contact, you should be fine.

 

It’s gotten a little more upscale from what I remember. There’s a VIP area up front now and it’s no longer just one huge theater. Management was nice, they were very attentive and wanted to help me find a girl. He made a car analogy, saying that I can get a basic Toyota, or he can let me know who are the “Porsches” at the club.

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