The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Lower Mileage Than a Tank

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nameless0519
Jan 5, 2025, 5:35 PM
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Club Quality
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

The Venue: I have to be honest, the venue was very underwhelming. This was my first time clubbing in San Francisco, so maybe I'm just not used to it. Long single stage, two rows of seating on either side, a booth where literally all the dancers were sitting together, and the rest of the place was empty.

 

The Dancers: There’s a diverse mix of dancers—Asian, white, and Black—they were strictly ok. Nothing above a 7, and average is probably a five.

 

The Pricing: Prices are steep. Door cover was $10. Went inside, don't think I had a drink, was just there for dances. Eventually found a woman who was hot enough to take to private. It was $400 for 30 mins but then I had to "tip" the guy giving us the room to not rush us? Idk seemed like a scam but I'm a sucker! Went to the back for a 30 min dance. Included kissing. Not as much touching as id like. Outside of kissing low mileage but I've heard different girls have different options so you may have better luck.

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