The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Not worth it

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Cantbeserious
Feb 10, 2023, 4:48 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Happened to be in SF recently, and CH was within a short distance of my hotel. So I was curious and decided to visit. The place itself looks very run down, which matches the proximity to Tenderloin (if you don't know SF, it's not the nicest area, better to avoid). The surroundings are a little sketchy too, though me being a big hairy dude and the club being on Market St. there's nothing real to worry about, just the general air of sketchy-ness, druggies shuffling around, that kind of thing.

Visited on Monday, the place was almost deserted, maybe half dozen of dudes and the same number of dancers. It seems to be remodeled from a theater, and the stage is a bit weird - it's a T-shaped, with the top having two poles. But all the seating is along the vertical leg, so the girls do very little pole work, because it puts them far from the watchers (so, no tips). Most of the action happens on the long narrow walk. The good thing, with some good tipping (and I don't mean anything big, just a couple of bucks here and there) the girls would come down, give you personal attention and do a mini-lapdance, and encourage you to touch her tits and ass. Not all girls do that, but some did.

The less good thing, because of how few girls there were, the pauses between dancers were really long and kinda awkward - what I am supposed to do in an empty dark theater for all that time?

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