The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Not worth the time due to the lack of dancers

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Norge
Dec 15, 2023, 9:23 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

This is from a visit on Tuesday at 8:30PM. The cover entry was $10, quite reasonable. 8 dancers were advertised, but I only saw 6 during my brief stay. For those of you that have been there pre-COVID, it's very different. It has been remodeled, and isn't a dump. After entering there are some tables. and a few booths. The rules are $16 minimum for the soft drinks, water, etc. There is no alcohol. There were a couple of girls in booths. If you stay with one of them, there is no minimum, but you can't really dawdle either. The rest of the seats surround the stage. There are 3 rows of about 10 seats on each side, plus a section in the front.

 

I sat down with Tokyo, and she was very nice and gave me the system. There are a couple of places to get dances (both in the back). One is a room and that is $100 for three songs. The listing here has incorrect information on dances (no girl will do the $20). The private room is $200+. Supposedly there are happy endings there, for the right price. I could never get a feel for the expected tips, but all of the girls were clear that the dance prices were without tips.

 

No, for the girls. Most were around a 5. Tokyo was attractive, but seated so I could not see her figure. There was latina with a rockin bod, and an ok face with some complexion issues. The other 4 could lose more than a few pounds.

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