Camelot

Saturday, no cover as always. Walking up to the club, the doorman checked my ID and opened the door. Friendly and professional. The club itself is somewhat dim, a long narrow seating…

The girls looked good like 7 and 8. Friendly. Started a tab. One asked to sit with me ok. Had a drink maybe two. Second girl asked to sit.…

Went on a late Wednesday late afternoon. No cover charge, and bouncers did not let the college students that were in front of me because they weren’t dressed appropriately. As soon as…

It's been a long, long time since I'd been to a strip club. I visited this DC spot last Wednesday night. No cover, which was great, and I was surprised at how…

Came here several months ago on a weeknight during a work trip. Hit up mpire earlier in the evening and then came next door to Camelot. Feels like a bit of a…

Camelot is a small joint. It has maybe twenty seats all facing the small stage, with a bar in the back. When I went, dancers were mostly white girls, a good looking…

Camelot. Night of Frigg. I rode hard and fast through the night. I approach a black night guarding this abode. Hey muttered bottle service? "NEY" I responded. DRAW! EN GUARDE!, WHAT SAY…

Back in D.C. for work and decided to spend a Thursday night checking out this place because it was near my hotel. No trouble with the bouncer out front, friendly guy. Walked…

Even though Camelot has started offering private dances, they have also started an insidious practice of blatant price gouging on dancer drinks. I’ve heard from dancers that management cracks down on…

Not much has changed at Camelot over the years. The building has aged a bit over the years (decades) but it’s generally maintained well so it doesn’t look rundown. The place is…

Stopped in while traveling and had a disappointing experience. The guys at the door were plenty welcoming and got me right in, and seated right in front of the action. A smokin…

I've been miami and vegas clubs and a couple random small town clubs. Watch out for when the waitress starts putting in orders for double-shots without asking you. No bottom shelf. Shots…

Visiting DC and Camelot happened to be between my hotel and dinner, so I stopped in for about 90 minutes starting at around 8pm. There were a handful of patrons and about…

Went with my girlfriend on a Saturday night. She wanted to go but we were confused as we both thought it was where had gone last time (which as Archibald’s). The dancers…

So Camelot is the only DC stripclub to have reopened, but it’s not a stripclub anymore, at least for now. You now have to make table reservations in advance probably for…

Camelot is a pleasant, low key show bar - understand that and set your expectations for the area and you’ll have a good time. As many have noted, Camelot and Mpire Club…

Camelot is definitely an old dc institution. You check in with the bouncer and are immediately passed off to a host who will lead you to a seat of his choosing.…

I arrived about 4:30 pm on a Friday. Place was fairly crowded by lacking energy. I planned on visiting the Mpire a couple of doors down but it was “closed” for an…

I live in DC metro area and good strip clubs are a rare commodity here. Usually we drive out almost an hour to either Baltimore or West Virginia (Golden Horseshoe is a…

Was in the District for business and decided to try Camelot's. First time there. If you are not familiar with DC clubs, most clubs cannot serve private lap dances (there seems to…

Thursday 6, normally isn’t good for other places, but great for here. Top floor / stage was open and about 6-7 girls dancing. All white thin to medium we working the shift.…

On the first day of my visit to the nation's capital, I checked out the clubs in Dupont Circle. I took the Metro to get over to this area because it did…

I was in DC on business last week, and rather than eat alone in a restaurant, I decided to eat alone, looking at naked women. Camelot has always been considered…

I worked in DC in the 1990s, and Camelot was the best place to go to see high quality babes with fine tits. So I couldn't help but check out Camelot's talent when…

In summary, Camelot is a classy, very low pressure and low mileage, “tip” only club. Beautiful girls to look at while you’re relaxing. Camelot's biggest challenge is a marketing challenge and setting…

So you have to know what you’re getting yourself in for (and not getting) at DC strip clubs. Because that will inform your experience and satisfaction. When it comes to Camelot, it’s…

Went to Camelot on a Tuesday in April 2019. I've never been to a DC club so did not know about the no lap dance rule, which was kind of lame. To be…

I went to Camelot for lunch both Monday and Tuesday. I was very impressed with the talent. You can check when dancers are on stage on their website, but the ones who…

My first stop was going to be Mpire. But I didn't love the fact that they wanted to scan my license so I decided to check out Camelot instead. First things first.…

To start off this review, this club is not bad considering and comparing it to other clubs in this area. Going to the club, you'll find parking on the street it's on…

I've been to a few clubs in the DC area. Yeah we all know about the rules of DC so I won't get into all that. Still I think DC has some…

It had been a long time - but was in the neighborhood and had the afternoon to kill... so went in for lunch. I knew the deal going in... no contact of any…

Camelot is one of my favorite clubs to go to when I am in the mood to watch a pretty girl take off her clothes. The club itself is built like a…

Camelot consistently has the best talent in the MD/DC/VA area. The girls are smart, hot, and hustle less then most Titty Bars. Its a great way to spend a mellow afternoon. If you…

In town for work and decided to stop by Camelot for my first visit and I was initially slightly dissapointed, mostly becuase of mis-expectations, but this changed as I saw a few…

Where to start... I was bored in my hotel and couldn’t sleep. So I said let me get out go have a few drinks see what the clubs in the city have…

Cant touch, no lap dances, hot girls though. Standard DC strip club, cleanish, safe, etc. There are two floors, upstairs open late and weekends. Drinks are pricy, and the…

As y’all know, DC doesn’t allow any contact. If you come looking for that, you’ll be disappointed. But, you should approach this place as a relatively classy bar. With beautiful dancers. If…

I visited recently. I stopped in on a Monday about 4:30 pm. The inside still looks great, but I'm the only customer? (again) No, I missed the guy in the corner sitting…

Visited DC for a friends birthday and heard about Camelot from a few people in the area. After a night of drinking at bars in DC, me and my friends still wanted…

If you haven't been to Camelot, then I would suggest you go try it out for a couple of reasons: (1) It's located conveniently in DC and you can access it easily…

Thankfully, I read reviews and knew what to expect as far as no lap dances. Coming from the NYC/CT area where dance pressure is high, it was an interesting and relaxing change…

Feeling a bit stressed, and needing a late afternoon drink, I decided to head over to Camelot as a late lunch treat. The club is located in a great location in…

I arrived about 2:30 pm. Maybe about a dozen customers and maybe 8 dancers. A couple of the dancers were great (hot) but others we so-so. A few years ago, the ratio…

I was in DC for work and had some time to kill so I decided to stop by. This is a typical DC club. Its long and narrow with a…

I was out drinking at a nearby bar for a friends birthday, and stepped outside to make a phone call. When I tried to go back in, the bouncer said the place…

This club is typical the the area it is in as there are no lap dances. There is a full bar and the drinks are moderately priced. The size of the venue…

Came here after I left Mpire to do a comparison. There are two floors here, and I was seated in front of the stage on the first floor- best viewing seat in…

Hi folks. Here is why you should go here. The girls are hot. I mean, there were really smoking girls here when I went. Essentially that…

About a 10 or 15 minute walk from the Royal Palace but even though the site info here on TUSCL says it opens at 6 pm, it doesn't. Didn't open until after…

I was in the club last week when a group of guys pulled up at the table next to me and after getting a round of beers and watching one of the…

So any strip club in DC has low expectations for me. Same goes for camelot. Dont get me wrong, the place is nice, cozy (almost small) and has some pretty dancers. But…

Over the years, I have dined at countless restaurants and bars and this particular incident was by far the worst customer service encounter I've ever had. I've never been treated so poorly…

This club can be a lot of fun if you go in with the right expectations. There are no lap dances so your money can last awhile. I usually bring 100 one…

To say the least, Washington, DC sucks harder than Northern Virginia clubs. The girls at Camelot are stuck up, don't do much more than dance the pole (some have skill), and lapdances…

I use the word wholesome because with the DC laws (no lap dances!) it actually did feel almost wholesome. The deal is no lap dances, so it’s a good place to go…

Since DC clubs can't offer lap dances, one of the few ways they make money is selling overpriced drinks. I've heard from a few dancers at this club that the evening…

It’s an nice club albeit on the small side. It is located inside of a really narrow building. The stage is about a foot off the ground and is really small about…

I visited here once I arrived too early to Dupont for a happy hour. I had nearly two hours to spare so I entered Camelot. The bouncer met me at the door…

So if you are in DC and want to see naked chicks, go to camelot. However, DC is a weird place for strip clubs, because there are zero lapdances or private…

I have been going here for few times. The club is well run. It is safe and the girlds are probably the best in around the DC Clubs. The club is basically a…

I was out bar hopping with a friend on a Tuesday night. Our last stop happened to be right around the corner from Camelot. Coincidence or excellent planning? So of course we…

Just a big confirmation of most review here, DC is no touch, no lap dance. That was a big surprise to me on my first ever trip to a DC club.…

So like all D.C. Clubs, there are no private dances of any kind. The set up is a thin area with tables and small a bar in the back. Some dances will…

Moved to Camelot after a less than successful venture to MPire down the street. Camelot has about 7 girls rotating in the afternoon on a central stage in the downstairs floor of…

Came in here in D.C. For a few hours. For a Friday in at around 2pm, there was a good variety. About 5 girls rotating doing a few songs each. Fully nude,…

I have worked in Washington, DC for the past 25 years, and while I'm fortunate to travel enough to visit clubs in destinations without DC's stupid regulations, I also hang out a…

Business has been much slower the last few visits. It never seems to be as crowded downstairs and upstairs (which I preferred) never seems to be open in the day time. Food…

I had a few $11 beers. No cover. Everybody was friendly/helpful. Gorgeous naked girl on stage when I walked in. The place looks fancy (linen tablecloths). There's…

Camelot is by far the best gentleman's club in DC! The exceptional staff make Camelot by far the friendliest and most customer service oriented nightclub in the city. They also have the…

I read the reviews, and should have known what to expect from DC strip clubs, but nevertheless, I wanted to "see" for myself. Actually, "see" shouldn't be in quotes, since that's really…