Camelot

I know that most D.C. Clubs are no touch, non-physical experiences. I was hoping for something different but alas I was disappointed. I arrive around noon. The club was basically a long…

Never been to a no cover charge strip club in DC. Loved the experience both times I went. I just went Monday night for my birthday on Halloween... It wasn't packed. Got…

Besides Camelot, most other clubs in DC disappoint me. As others mention, Arichibald's is nearby and can be just as good some days. Of course, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely…

I've been here several times and mostly had a great time, however last night as well as another time I was not allowed in because I had been "drinking to much". Yes,…

Came in around 6:30 in the evening on a Sunday. Saw a few girls who looked good enough and were friendly enough. Bought an expensive drink, the vibe seemed a…

This was my first time checking out the DC strip club scene - having last gone to a strip club in Atlanta years ago, so I was not really sure what to…

Camelot is upscale and clean. The pros: full bar and menu, friendly and quick service, attractive waitresses. Since there are no "extras" in DC besides watching the dance, your…

This review is from a visit a couple of years ago. This club is very clean and nice but small. There is a main stage on the first floor where the dancers…

One of the downsides to being a regular in this club is that when you come on a slow day (usually dayside early in the week) and you just happen to be…

Strip clubs, or more specifically dancers, in DC are a lot like the town itself. They operate on the "Look but don't touch, at least not out in the open" principle which…

This is another typical strip club in the area, table seating and stages are all typical and average. It is a moderately sized strip club not small but not huge. The thing…

I visited the downtown clubs while in DC. My reference point is Houston clubs. In comparison: This club, as well as the others, is like a bar in a downtown city.…

Guys, I have written quite a lot of reviews about some of my favorite clubs, and sadly, my favorite club - 1320II club in Springfield, VA closed down on December 30th, 2016.…

Good for douchebags, but not for couples. We went on a weekend night. The dancers were attractive and friendly. We had a good time with them. However,…

Went on a Monday night to kill some time, no cover - but an $11 Yuengling (worth about $3)... Now the girls, naked girls are awesome. These girls are 7+, but…

As many have said, the DC scene for clubs is very sad, so I only go to Camelot when I am absolutely desperate and cannot get to PG county. With that said,…

Camelot has two floors each with a stage. The music is played on a jukebox and there is no dj. The club is generally clean but it's usually dark and…

Was bar hopping all day with a good friend when we decided to stop in at Camelot. No cover charge to get in. The bouncer at the door checks your…

Out here in our nation's capital in the downtown area and while wandering the streets of the urban landscape I stumbled upon Camelot's off M in between 19th and 18th. Club is…

went on a friday night about a month ago. nice looking place inside. this place is really a go go bar (which is fine) and not a strip club. there is no…

The rules in DC are ridiculous which yields for a boring experience. The girls here are beautiful, but there is only one on stage at a time and they hang out with…

i went to Camelots a while on a random Friday after working late in DC since a girl i was dating told me she worked here as a waitress and wanted to…

Every time I come to Camelot the dancers are friendly, the staff is welcoming, and I always have a good time. The girls seem to know they work at the "best" strip…

I don't bother much with the other clubs in DC. They are always disappointing compared to Camelot. As many have accurately stated before, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no dancer/patron…

Like the previous review I was there during the afternoon with a couple of my coworkers. The bouncer greeted us, checked our ids and told us the rules. Walked in sat down…

Went here during the day. Club was empty more girls than customers. Maybe me and 3 other guys total. Not 1 girl said hello to me, or even acknowledged I was there.…

Small, but reasonably nice club in a building in the heart of a nice business/restaurant/bar/hotel neighborhood. You don't have to worry about your car or personal safety here, although finding a parking…

Best dancers in DC but the layout is poor. There are not any places to view the stage while sitting back to relax. Dancers come by frequently and are friendly. Bartenders are…

I was in DC for business and had some spare time on an afternoon. I called a friend and he suggested we meet up at the Camelot. I had been…

I go here in the afternoon when work allows. No cover, food menu looks good (saw someone getting takeout the other day), drinks are not a bargain, but ok. No…

This place was a great spot to hit on a trip to DC. It has typical DC prices ($15 for a mixed drink) and a cover charge (can't recall that price). The…

I've visited this club several times and have always enjoyed myself. First, there is never a cover charge. If you pay with a card there is a two drink minimum and drinks…

Was there with a couple of friends and nothing has change I won't bother you with the details of the club as it has been done before. This review is about the…

OF course this has been said before, but I'll say it again: going to the clubs in DC is no way to end up with any sort of happy ending. That being…

Visited while traveling through DC. I actually wasn't lookin g for this place in particular, but happened to walk by it, and decided to go in for a couple of drinks.…

Without a doubt, this is the best of the DC clubs; Archibald's is probably a distant 2nd. DC laws are weird, full nudity but no contact. Camelot’s outside was updated a couple…

Doc clubs have strict rules.. Go figure considering you are in politician central. There are no lap dances allowed. That is the bad news. The good news is that Camelot is in…

More and more I am getting to the point where this club is not worth it. The main reason is the music. In the evenings all they play is hard…

...and a waitress -- "Kate," who is every bit as hot. If you want to have a great night in the nation's capitol, and don't mind the "no lap dance" rules…

As numerous other reviews have noted, no lap dances here or anywhere else in DC. I mention this up front because this is one of those places where you'll enjoy it more…

Buddy was in town and wanted to see some boobies. Strip clubs are awful in the DMV, so I took him to Camelot. There are no lap dances but they have the…

Came here years ago, and happened to have a few friends in town when we were walking right by here last weekend. Not much has changed over time, but maybe that's…

Stopped by after work around 6:30pm. The door man opened the door to the downstairs and radioed ahead. By the time I got through the next door I was met by another…

Be advised, they don't do lap dances in DC. The club is in a nice part of town near the Faragut North Metro stop. Camelot is very clean and shiny on the…

Visited recently and agree with several of the previous reviews. Camelot is the best DC has to offer. The dancers are the most beautiful in DC. The club is great for watching…

I used to dislike this club because the service was so bad, the floor managers were pushy, and the superior Mpire club is right down the street. But then I discovered the…

Went to Camelot tonight (Sunday) during football season with the intention of getting a few drinks and watching the game and girls. Girls ranged from 4-8, evenly distributed. There are…

My wife and I visited Camelot the other night. This was our first time ever visiting a strip club. I am very glad we decided on Camelot, because it seems to be…

I was in the M Street neighborhood and stopped by on a weekday afternoon around 3 pm. Place was pretty dead -- only 4-6 customers in the place during my two…

This is a very nice club IF you are okay with no lap dances. Since DC doesnt allow lap dances, they have no option. There is not cost to enter,…

This was my first time here at Camelots. I felt good and wanted to show my friend a good evening. Camelot ended up being right by a bar we were at which…

Camelot remodeled about a year ago, but it seems like that mostly involved changing the facade and redoing some of the upholstery. It's got the best-looking dancers in DC--there're some stunning…

This club is on my way home after a BBQ party at point lookout state park. I went to Archibald's first. The review for Archibald's will be posted later. It is only…

I was in the District for other reasons, and I decided to check out a few clubs while in town (despite the well reported restrictions). DC clubs are a good example…

I visited this club on a Monday evening around 9 PM. I'd visited a handful of times, the last time about a year prior, and it seems like they've remodeled the club…

I had been warned that clubs in DC were like the museums-a lot of beautiful things to look at but do not try to touch anything. That is about right. Camelot…

Went here last night for the first time. The club itself was nice. It is separated into an upstairs and downstairs. We were taken to the upstairs and I…

Heard this famous DC strip club online, it was well review online. had a hit on a friday evening. It was a big headade to find a parking lot in this area.…

So off the top, yes, DC club rule suck. No touching the dancers. The closest you get is when they let you slip the tip in their garter. Now that…

First and last time coming to this club. The club wasn't bad just doesn't cater to the needs of what I want in a club. But for a non AA club I…

First visit in a month or two and I was stunned at how quiet it was at lunch time on a Friday (today.) Seemed to be only 4 dancers on the shift…

I came here for a friend's bachelor party on a Saturday night last month. That was a bad idea, but we didn't realize why until we were inside. It was around 1…

I do not know why I continue to visit this club when in town. DC has to have the worst rules for clubs but yet I still go. There is no question…

I visited Camelot last Saturday after not visiting this place in years. I came to realization that this place was cool when I was in my early 20's and hammered with…

This is an interesting club, not sure of its identity. They have a host meet you at the door and lead you to a seat. Tables have flowers on them and they…

In DC on vacation decided to check out the famous Camelot. I knew they had a strict no touching policy but wanted to experience it myself. I went in the afternoon, no…

I was in town on business and it turns out, the one I was meeting with also likes to see a good "show" every now and then. We had lunch nearby…

Was in DC on business, dinner ended early so I headed to Camelot's to check out the talent. As many others have noted, DC has a strict "no touch" policy…

My buddy and I had spent a few hours at Camelot earlier in the evening. We left for dinner, but ended up back here later in the evening. We stayed about four…

I stopped by after working late. No cover is nice. The club is nice but there is only 1 stage and only 1 girl at a time on stage.…

This club is one of the best in dc as it has the most beautiful dancers and the bouncers are cool as the place is shown to be gear towards more conservative.…

Very nice club for afternoon, given that it's in DC and there's no dances. No cover in the afternoon. The doorman will seat you. Ask the waitress if you can move…

I went to this club with several of my co-workers, and a techie strip-club fan who usually dated dancers. He said this was the best club in the DC area.…

When I walked in, I didn't expect to see big screen TVs at the bar area which is at the far-end of the room. Also, the girls aren't doing tricks on the pole.…

It's a good club for DC, but the city's rules/laws really hold all the local places back - there is no contact. That means no lapdances, no tits in the face,…

My first visit to Camelot, or any club in DC for that matter. I write for the travelling mongers, so locals who know the club well can skip all the intro. Camelot…

IMHO, by far the best of the DC clubs; only Archibald’s is even close. But as so many have pointed out, DC laws make DC clubs very tame, Camelot included. Camelot’s outside…

I decided to stop here on a whim while visiting DC for a conference. There's a doorman who will let you in, and then you will be given a seat.…

Camelot remains the place with the hottest girls in the area. Unfortunately, as has been widely reported here, the strict lap dance laws in DC make it simply a place where you…

I had not been back to Camelot in a while, and they recently (summer2014) completed a renovation of the place. I work nearby on K st, so I stopped by to…

This place has always struck me as not the best. Kind of small, not a lot of talent. But there was a girl named Lana there this past time who…

This is a nice club in a busy area of DC. Easy access from the metro which is how I got there. When you go in the door guy takes…

I had some spare time in DC and figured I'd stop by Camelot as it had been a very long time. Had some nice looking ladies working and enjoyed the stage…

Visited the club with three of my co-workers to celebrate a project completion bash. I'll admit, I wasn't enthused given that DC laws made strip clubs uneventful and expensive. We…

The club is in a very nice and clean location. Folks looking to safely go from their hotel in DC to this club wil feel like you are just going out for…

My wife loves this club. For me it is just OK. We always go upstairs. There is really no place to sit right up next to the stage.…

Club hasn't changed since forever, two floors, one stage per floor one dancer at a time. No cover, had a foreign beer for ten dollars. Girls will dance for a couple…

Club was nice enough but boy I'm realizing I haven't been missing anything by not visiting DC. Compared to my regular haunts, felt like my arms were in a strait jacket.…

Camelot is in a small and narrow building but is regarded as a DC staple. Free admission because the club doesn't charge one. Two floors and almost two separate clubs, there is…

There are probably a few good reasons to visit Camelot on a trip into DC, but I can't think of any off the top of my head. If you're planning a bachelor…

Camelot is located in the business district of DC and is easily accessible by subway on the Red Line (Farragut North) and the Orange and Blue Lines (Farragut West). I've been coming…

Went on a Friday afternoon. There are no private dances, just a very small stage with a pole in the middle of the bar where very attractive dancers take their turns…

So here's the thing about this club, and really all of the others in DC... If you're looking to go have a drink and hang out with friends (or by yourself), and see…

Went here last night and all I can really say is 'wow.' I'd forgotten how sterile DC strip clubs can be. Camelot is nice enough. The best thing about it is the…

This strip club has a well-deserved reputation as the classiest strip club in DC. The girls are attractive and the decor is classy.<br> <br> I came here on a Friday night. Beautiful girls with…

Located in central DC, Camelot has been the best DC club for years, at least since the club a couple of doors down closes 15? years ago. The outside front was recently…

I still struggle with going to clubs while in DC but when the mood strikes what are you to do. Camelot was in walking distance from my hotel and I did…

One thing about this place that's either good or bad, depending on your perspective, is the high turn-over of the dancers. I guess there's a high turn-over in all of this industry,…

I have never been to a club like this -- where there are no private rooms, lapdance areas, etc. DC apparently prohibits lap dances in its clubs. Still, there is…

Back in dc so thought id try it again. This is a cheap way to see beautiful women. They do expect you to keep drinking or eating, but thats ok,…