Please say it with me... NO LAP DANCES in D.C.!

I was in the club last week when a group of guys pulled up at the table next to me and after getting a round of beers and watching one of the girls dance, one of the guys leaned over and asked if this was the “best strip club in DC?” I said yes, because I believe it is but I knew that his REAL questions was “is this as good as it gets in DC?” Or in another way “Where are the fucking lap dances?”

I visit clubs where ever I travel, whether it is here in the US or overseas and I know well the differences that permeate the strip club industry, but here in DC guys cannot seem to handle that there are laws that prohibit lap dances.

The funny thing is the dancers at Camelot are beautiful and no matter your tastes you can find someone who fills every niche. Girls with big breasts, girls with tight asses, athletic girls and waifish girls, experienced girls and newbs, exotic girls from far off places and girls that live right next door. They are all here at Camelot, and they all get naked right down to their birthday suit. But everyone gets hung up on the no lap dance thing.