Okay Camelot here we go.
No cover like most dc places (I mean I don’t think any charge besides cloakroom), which is nice but tbh to be expected.
No food options which also is whatever, I don’t go clubbing for food.
Drinks are definitely overpriced by I would say double the price of stadium drinks on average. Which does suck.
Dances. You’re going to need to spend a lot for dances here. It’s definitely one of the more expensive places in dc but not dramatically so. Iirc 30 mins for ~600 including tip. Not out of line for most places in dc in my experience.
I mean and in terms of mileage … well that really varies on dancer. Generally low tho.
Overall 5/10 mid