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Rejected Review

Go to Mpire instead

Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036
That night I went to both Camelot and Mpire. I wish I had only one to Mpire. Idiotic restrictions from Covid have hurt Camelot's business a lot and I don't know if it will recover. Biggest problem: they no longer serve food here. (Mpire still does.) I went for dinner but eventually had to leave. There were very few people there, maybe it picked up later. Camelot is no longer open during the day either, which was the better time to go. The women and the servers are very pushy. It doesn't feel like a lounge as much as it does like an ambush. Because there were so few people, three women and the pushy waitress all dogpiled me at one point (all expecting overly priced drinks) and I had to shoe them away. The two I talked with were nice I guess. The women are less attractive than they were four, five years ago. Of the dancers there, I think only one could have gotten a job. NOTE the ATM here has only a $4 charge, whereas Mpire two doors down wanted to charge me $50. If you have to, stop in here just to get cash and head out.

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Muddy
Not Enough Club Details
joker44
Not Enough Club Details Incoherent same problem as Mpire "review" As written belongs under club discussion thread a comment
lurker21
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Electronman
Not Enough Club Details Describe the stage show. Describe the private dance facilities, costs and mileage. Describe the dancers. Saying "The women are less attractive than they were four, five years ago." means something to you but the readers will have no reference point to make any sense of this comment.
59
Not Enough Club Details You spent $100+? Surely you did some dances? How about prices for anything other than the ATM fee?