Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

Probably still the best SC in DC but not as far ahead as in the past

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DollarRalph
May 18, 2018, 6:28 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I arrived about 2:30 pm. Maybe about a dozen customers and maybe 8 dancers. A couple of the dancers were great (hot) but others we so-so. A few years ago, the ratio seemed reversed: mostly great dancers and a couple who were so-so. A few years back, Camelot didn’t allow dancers with tats or they could have a couple small ones if the covered them with makeup while the danced. That is no longer the case. While the hotter dancers are still mostly tat free, some have lots of very large tattoos; one dancer’s back is fully covered with some tat art work with demons or something in it. That’s not at all to my taste; naked women’s skin is beautiful, tats (to me) never are. Some clearly take a lot of time and “talent” to ink on but its an “art” that messes up much better natural beauty.

I guess I almost always stop by during the afternoon so I can’t comment on what Camelot is like at night. During the day it never seems too crowded. Business was clearly better 5 years ago. Several dancers say the club attracts a tougher crowd at night.

The bathroom is, of course, still ridiculously small but that is the way it always has been. I am not sure why it was designed like that, it seems nuts to me. At least it always fairly clean and functioning.

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