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All night!

Ok, You have successfully picked up a stripper. You had some awesome sex. Maybe even a nice dinner. Can you actually sleep with her? Do you trust her or do you just want her to get the fuck out?

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Escorts who also dance are hard to find...

I recently posted regarding the site www.theeroticreview.com where escorts are reviewed. Being the "stright" perv that I am, I've often asked escorts to do a little strip-tease as a little foreplay. Most of them refuse. I don't…

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Coming out of the closet!

There has been a lot of talk on here recently about being homos. I think that most of it is PARODY and FLAMING. At least I hope so. But now I am starting 2009 by admitting that I am a lesbian.…

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Houston, the struggle goes on

On the 31st, the local news outlets were crowing that an appeals court had affirmed the city's recent victory on distance requirements (1,500 fet from everything). Mayor Bill White got in front of the cameras and recited a speech that…

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Are we all getting a lot more for our dollar in this economy?

Not sure if its the time of year or economy, but lately I've been getting a lot more for my $$$. Have to say that today was one of the finest stage action days this year. These girls at…

A Touch of Class

Fort Dodge, Iowa

Was in on a Friday in...

Was in on a Friday in early December. Both the clubs in Fort Dodge are the kind of clubs that I like. Not alot of lights and glitter, but a nice blue collar club…

Top Hat Lounge

Fort Dodge, Iowa

Not as many dancers at this...

Not as many dancers at this club as compaired to the other club in FD but still worth a visit. I still think the bartender at this club is the nicest looking woman in…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Very interactive. Very cool place....

Very interactive. Very cool place. The bartender was cool, but he was little harsh on my fav childhood soda (that'd be Royal Crown Cola for those of you playing at home). The…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

My first trip to to this...

My first trip to to this club and I'll be back. When you walk in the first thing you notice are all the signs for specials. Monday and Tuesday are 2 for 1 ($20) dances…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I am getting fed up with...

I am getting fed up with the clubs here in Milwaukee. The dancers here at OTB are, for the most part, among the most beautiful in Milwaukee. BUT..... They are also very clique-ish, choosing for…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Just got back from an early...

Just got back from an early New Years Eve spent at Desert Flame. A little disappointed this time around. I think I went a little early as at one point I was the…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Been here a few times over...

Been here a few times over the last few months. Place hasn't improved much since its remodel. The bathroom is nice and clean and the private dance area is the bomb but now, its rare…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited this place for the...

I visited this place for the first time on a weekday afternoon, and there were probably about 15 girls. The place is a bit run down inside, with the leather on the chairs coming…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Went here on a late Friday...

Went here on a late Friday night after drinking at the Wicker park bars. There was a line at the door about 40 guys deep, which i knew would clear in roughly 5 min. After…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Yea, I've been here 3 times,...

Yea, I've been here 3 times, always loved it. You gotta deal with the tip walk, but at any other bar, you tip the servers $1 for showing you NOTHING. This place is FAT if…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Visited on early New Years day...

Visited on early New Years day around 3am-4am. The inside of the club is a bit worn, but decent. There was 3 or 4 dancers who didn't seem to interested in their dances.…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visited around 2am on New Years...

Visited around 2am on New Years Eve. The club is a bit small but decently laid out and in good shape. The dancers are where the club really shines, at least this night.…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

This club seems to be sliding...

This club seems to be sliding downhill. I visited before and this review is based on three visits in 5 days after x-mass 08. On the inside the club is split into two…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Ok so I let my friend...

Ok so I let my friend bring me here and I have to say that I was quite impressed. I really had fun and I would definitely come back to this club. The girls were…

Suthern Kumforts Inc.

Prairieville, Louisiana

I've visited this club many times...

I've visited this club many times over the past few years. Lately it has slid some due to loosing its dancers to a BS law Ascension parish passed/decided to enforce requiring the dancers to…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Agree with the other poster. I...

Agree with the other poster. I am tiered of the way this club has its hand out for everything. Tipping the person who collects the ,money to let you in is out of control. Baby…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

O.K. So i HAD to come...

O.K. So i HAD to come here on new years eve. And, despite my previous reviews of this place, it was remarkable, I arrived absolutely intoxicated, and that might be why I loved it. Anywho,…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Was bored so I took the...

Was bored so I took the short drive from Spokane. The club isn't anything special to look at. It is clean, warm, and in a decent part of town. Nothing great, but…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped in to get out...

I stopped in to get out of traffic New Years eve afternoon for a holiday the place was fairly busy. One of my favorites came by to give me a dance when I noticed…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

Visited the paper doll on a...

Visited the paper doll on a Sunday night (the panthers were playing a big game in NY, so I thought it may be relatively crowded). Not many people, and about 15 dancers - the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Just went to their new website....

Just went to their new website. Awesome!!!! now they have a live feed into the dressing room. It shows it all and there is no faking. One of the dancers told…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Was in the area for New...

Was in the area for New Year's Eve, so thought I would check this club out, since it had recently opened. Club has a nice layout, with a couple of stages and a pool table.…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

I wanted to go to this...

I wanted to go to this club on new years eve I ended up going to the triangle. At the Hunts point triangle there werern't to many cars I thought that was a bad sign…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

For me this club always the...

For me this club always the problem of how far will I go in a strip club. My wife is very liberal and has no objection whatsoever about full contact laps, but any happy…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I was in MB visiting family...

I was in MB visiting family and had to get away for some fun, and I ended up at Masters. What a pleasant surprise! This club s big, the girls are hot, and…

Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Fairhaven, Massachusetts

Got here late after a bad...

Got here late after a bad visit to the King's Inn. It was dead with a handful of dancers but the ones that were working were all very good. After a few turns sitting at…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

My first visit to Cheek's... ...

My first visit to Cheek's... it's an interesting place. The rectangular bar was quite full, but I was able to find a seat and enjoy two free drinks (nice touch). There was…

Beach House Cabaret

Sunny Isles Beach, Florida

I went there Tuesday night at...

I went there Tuesday night at 10 pm. It's a much smaller operation than Tootsies. The atmosphere was very intimate with lots of dancers/customer interaction at the bars and tables. There were about 12 customers…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Stopped in at Choice before starting...

Stopped in at Choice before starting NY Eve celebrations and had a great time. A few more customers than the a normal day, 10-15 customers there. I hadn't been in for a couple…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went on a Saturday evening...

I went on a Saturday evening and it was pretty packed.... the girls were all very attractive some of the best I've seen in most philly clubs. The environment was very nice and clean. Overall…

Dillinger's

Oak Grove, Oregon

Only one of the five girls...

Only one of the five girls on at 1pm was quality. Was OK but nothing to write home about. I had a couple of lap dances that were good, but the girls hawk you constantly…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

formerly leggs, i thought the new...

formerly leggs, i thought the new couches and new everything was a huge leg up (no pun intended) from the old. unfortunately, the ladies were not that much improved. seems much more professional, however…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Looking to evaluate the possibility of...

Looking to evaluate the possibility of a new primary club, stopped in on Wednesday, New years Eve for an early evening visit from a little after 8:00 to 9:30. The club is very nice and clean.…

Fantasy Nude

Clearwater, Florida

Well, even though it isn't thew...

Well, even though it isn't thew best club out there, it's close, cheap, and there are a few good looking girls. Now I'll admit that it ain't nothing close to great but the reason I…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Went here last week with a...

Went here last week with a friend and to my surprise the girl were much more aggressive. I think the FL has stepped up in the competition wars in RI. The girls seem to…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Stopped in the Saturday b4 last....

Stopped in the Saturday b4 last. Shortly after I arrived Candace began selling the $10/3-song tix for her 2-girl shower show. I suggested to the 2 guys sitting nearby me that they shouldn't miss this…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

A couple years ago, I haunted...

A couple years ago, I haunted this place fairly frequently. It was the only place in DC that would remotely approach the Baltimore Block experience. Then they cracked down...as if there are no problems in…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'm in Philly once a month...

I'm in Philly once a month or so, and I try to stop by here if I can. The reasons: attractive and friendly dancers, reasonably priced drinks, no premium for "lady drinks",…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Considering that it was a Sunday...

Considering that it was a Sunday night, and late, there were a decent number of ladies dancing and offering dances on the floor. The only downside is that the drinks are expensive, and the club…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I guess I got lucky with...

I guess I got lucky with the day I went here. Either that, or the economy is really affecting the girls. I ended up there on a Monday with very few other guys…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I recently found myself in Reno...

I recently found myself in Reno on a business visit and I had a whole day to myself. First of all Reno totally sucks. There is nothing there except gambling places and liquor stores and…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Stopped in for my monthly visit...

Stopped in for my monthly visit and was treated to the usual. I received my customary northern exposure with a small bit of southern exposure. This is always a welcome experience but the…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I was finally able to get...

I was finally able to get back out there and take a look around. There was this cute Mexican spinner that gave an excellent dance and was well worth the money. Many of…

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New Years resolutions.

I resolve to; (1) not retire. (2) not stop going to strip clubs. (3) not stop trying for FS. (4) continue to accept BBBJ's. (5) continue to drink and smoke. (6) continue to love my kids.

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run in

so last night (right before the kryptonite incident), i was looking around the joint and HOLY CRAP! I noticed a guy i go to church with. good guy, older gentleman, married. has kids. communal character. i try and avoid him,…

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Stripclub City Strengths vs NFL Playoff Results: Any Correlation??

Playoff time again. I'm putting forth my "tongue-in-cheek" playoff predictions based solely on my experienced/percceived relative strength of respective city stripclubs vs one another. Please feel free to comment, based on your experience with the city's clubs. …

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Kryptonite

Im just curious if anyone else has a weakness too. Like walking in to a place thinking "no way am i getting an ld tonight, i just wanna watch the perfomers". I did last night. Except a girl with the largest…

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At what point would you NOT pay for the Kitty?

This dancer that I have been getting dances from over the past month, gave me her number this past Saturday night. She really isnt' all that hot, probably a borderline 5. The sad part is she is still the hottest…

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How many of you have heard of the e-review?

The e-review is an online review forum just like this site. Except, instead of dancers being reviewed, it's escorts who advertise on the internet. The official site is www.theeroticreview.com. I have some reviews there under the name…

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San Francisco New year's Eve fun

I'm heading to San Fran this weekend and want to party. Anybody got suggestions?

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loyalties:

Have you ever passed up pussy because you promised to meet a TUSCFL buddy? I have missed the meet up and after wards I felt bad about it. They had driven several hundreds of miles to spend time with me…

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How long has it been since your last strip club visit?

For me it's been over 2 weeks ago.

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Exclusive club in Chi-town?

I was recently with a dancer that I've spent a few happy LDs with, and she mentioned a club in the city that she dances at occasionally. This place has supposedly been around a while, but I've never heard…

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How many dancers do you think actually read this site?

4 or 5 dancers or maybe 20 or 30 occasionally looking at the discussion board but never posting? I just started wondering after a posting that was supposedly a message to dancers from a female customer. How many…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

It was early on a Monday...

It was early on a Monday the dancers were just starting to come out of the dressing area, the bartenders just putting out the limes when I walked in. I got a water and…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

First time in a while I've...

First time in a while I've been to this club. They've stabilized the pricing at $10 entry, but require a one drink minimum of $7. Usual parade of dancers, some old faces and a few…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

went on a sunday afternoon....some nice...

went on a sunday afternoon....some nice looking girls and some not so pretty as well. regardless decided on an asian little spinner named m..na.. she was great...gud milelage and great looking..i really enjoyed her and recommend her…

Candy's

Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco

Beautiful Mexican girls were everywhere, with...

Beautiful Mexican girls were everywhere, with about five women to every 2 guys in the place. Pull a chair up and watch a señorita take it all off on stage and very soon you will…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

More fun with some of the...

More fun with some of the best dancers in the states. One thing I love about this place is that the women will put it on you for the entire song. I met a dancer…

The Tip Top Club and Bar

Eureka, California

I was there about six months...

I was there about six months ago and there were few dancers and they were not all that attractive. It is a cheap place to go and if you live in Eureka, you realize that…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Had a good time. The place...

Had a good time. The place was in an industrial area, but it didn't look bad and security seemed to be good. Inside it is clean. Fairly large, with two stages and two VIP areas.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I'd heard Rick's had fallen from...

I'd heard Rick's had fallen from its peak, but I still wanted to visit since I was in the area andthe place has had good times for me in the past, and I don't like…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

This is probably the best overall...

This is probably the best overall club in southwest Ohio. Although it is nothing compared to even an average Florida club, this is better than anything availible on N. Dixie Drive, and in Cincinnati…

Sugar N Spice Go Go Bar

Virginia Beach, Virginia

There were three dancers the afternoon...

There were three dancers the afternoon I visited. One was blond, one brunette and an asian lady. I've known the Asian dancer for years and she's one of my favorites. The food is good, the…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to Sapphires over Christmas...

I went to Sapphires over Christmas weekend. The other clubs were closed and it was really busy. Alot of lady's were from other clubs. It is like they merged them into one club. It is…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

I like this club a lot....

I like this club a lot. They have some of the better floor dances to be had in Manhattan. The dancers are mostly good looking to hot. There are some Brazillians with great chests who…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

You have to be a little...

You have to be a little careful about the posts again. It seems like we may be seeing a stream of dancer comments again. I was in on Saturday afternoon and it was…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I've been to Cheaters a number...

I've been to Cheaters a number of times. Highly variable attitudes from the dancers. Some are very nice, some are really, really pushy. Bartenders and waitresses have been uniformly friendly. On my last…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Went by on a Saturday night...best...

Went by on a Saturday night...best time to go after midnight. There are plenty of the club's best dancers on site. You also can't beat 3 for $55....great bargin especially with the curtain…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

I have always like this place....

I have always like this place. They have the best looking dancers on mannheim, besides scores, and dances are usually really good. But recently I have had some problems with it. When…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped in to the Mardi...

I stopped in to the Mardi Gras for the first time in a while. They have done a lot of remodeling in the bar area. The old horse shoe shaped bar has…

Jezebel's

Wichita, Kansas

I recently visited last Friday after...

I recently visited last Friday after a while. I noticed some changes to the main stage. The stage next to the main stage is re-arranged. There were about eight to ten dancers during my visit which…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Was first time going to the...

Was first time going to the club so was not sure on what to expect. Well worth the cover charge. Great music and the dancers were very sexy and talanted. Will be going again very…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Ok place best to go in...

Ok place best to go in get dance and leave. Good place for a quicky lap dance can be a lot of fun with the right girl. Dont spend to much time at bar gets…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Time was when some of the...

Time was when some of the girls offered more than the standard dances here, and it came after a bit of conversation. Now it seems like all the girls start out with a Cheaters-like…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Great looking women. However you'll...

Great looking women. However you'll be lucky to ever touch them. I drive out 3.5 hours to Platinum Plus in greenville because of clubs like Cheetah. Whats the point of a stripclub…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Jimmy's is my usual hang out....

Jimmy's is my usual hang out. Dancers are mostly friendly and decent looking. This particular visit wasn't special; just a night out and a few dances. Early in the evening, dances are…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Emmett, It may be that during the...

Emmett, It may be that during the holiday period some of the regular dancers were on vacation. My last visit a couple of Tuesdays ago was great. That doesn't mean that every girl here is hot.…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Somewhat disappointing. I made an...

Somewhat disappointing. I made an evening visit and was expecting more based on things I had heard. The girls just weren't dancer quality. There were 1 or 2 hotties, but the rest…

Imperial Showgirls

Pico Rivera, California

O.K. I seem to be the...

O.K. I seem to be the only one reviewing this club. I stopped by again after being away for about a month. My favorite dancer was not there, but otherwise I found the club a…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

This place is still fun. They...

This place is still fun. They remodeled recently, so layout changed somewhat. They seem to have only one stage going now. They are also not accepting any entrance coupons. They are still doing show shows. Now…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came here the night before New...

Came here the night before New Year's Eve -- an amazing amount of talent on display, although I'm sure that was partially due to the special occasion. Place is very big inside, upscale, three…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped by this club on a...

Stopped by this club on a Thursday afternoon while I was passing through. I have been a few times before. Pretty much thes ame as always, I was there a couple of weeks…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I stopped in at the Sands. Nasty weather here had me itching to get out so I went to the Sands for a little relaxation. That's what I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Went with wife as a new...

Went with wife as a new adventure. Laid back comfortable club, no one did anything pushy or to make us/her feel uncomfortable. An upstairs would certainly be an improvement. Struck up a conversation with one…

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Most exciting non strip club experiences?

30+ year ago I was returning from Acapulco to Los Angeles. I was already seated in 1st class when Roberto came on board and said "sorry but I have to change your seat assignment". I moved. Still in 1st class.…

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Does giveitayank Have ADC?

Is he just off his meds or are things more serious?

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Lady who visits clubs...

I am a 22 year old female, straight (but has a thing for tits), who has been to a few clubs...sometimes with a friend, sometimes with my fiance. I have a few things I would like to point out for…

Kc Lounge

Riverside, Ohio

stop in for a hour, brought...

stop in for a hour, brought a 10 dollar drink for dancer and 4 for my beer..dancers walk on bar for a tip so you just sit there.. decent place and only 2 customers there…

Vegas Video, Arcade, and Spa

Sweet Springs, Missouri

I stopped here on my way...

I stopped here on my way to St. Louis. I payed a seven dollar cover and paid four dollars for my drink. I was the only person in the place other than…

Rumors Cabaret

Columbia, Missouri

I stopped here on Christmas Eve,...

I stopped here on Christmas Eve, so I was the only person in the place. Five dollar cover and I was immediately asked for a dance. It was a three for one special.…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Stopped in last week, first time...

Stopped in last week, first time in a few months. Place hasnt changed much. About 7 or 8 girls working. Couple of familiar faces, couple new ones. The ATM was open, no money in it.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited this mecca of Las Vegas...

Visited this mecca of Las Vegas strip clubs. Paid $30 cover to get in. Got dances with a gorgeous brunette and hot blonde. Both hinted at outside the club meetings, but while in the…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

I came in arounf 8:00 pm...

I came in arounf 8:00 pm the weather was bad so it wasn't very crowded. There were about 8 girls 4 were Afro American One Latino and 3 white girls. Full bar mixed drink runs about…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visit on a Sunday evening. ...

Visit on a Sunday evening. $5 cover. First dancer was a petite blonde who informed me she was visiting from Vegas. She dances at the Rhino. Ive never had a bad…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Wow, what a great find here...

Wow, what a great find here on the Jersey shore. My other reviews will show that I have quite an extensive history at this hobby. However this was my maiden voyage to Fantasises. To my…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

I went a couple of Mondays...

I went a couple of Mondays ago, in the early evening. I was on business, and I fondly remember the old days. There weren't many girls there, and a couple were fat and…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a number of times. I usually go on off hours but have been during "peak" hours as well (weekend) and Thursday nights. This club always strikes me as…

Class Act Show Bar

Tampa, Florida

I went into this place to...

I went into this place to apply for a bartender job and it is a hole in the wall. Very small and the two girls I saw while there were chubby and low grade in…

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

this place is a sports bar/strip...

this place is a sports bar/strip club and the sports bar does more business than the club. The bartenders switch from bar to bar to cover individual shifts. There is a ALOT of turnover in…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

It had...

It had been a couple of weeks since I had been out to Leggs, now John's Hot Spot. I thought that I would return to see how things had progressed.…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

This place tries really hard to...

This place tries really hard to have class, but it's not happening with the dancers and customers in this place. The self-parking valet charge of $2 is a joke. The guy in the mens room…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

There are some gret dancers at...

There are some gret dancers at mac's 2, but some are just awful. Tatianna was my favorite, after a couple dances she lets my hands wander and seemed to like it. However, one…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I stopped by on Saturday and...

I stopped by on Saturday and it was a fair crowd but not overly crowded. Free parking, no cover charge the way it should be on days. There were quite a few good looking dancers there,…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Wow, this place gets a 1...

Wow, this place gets a 1 because there are no 0s. When you walk in it's so dark you could get mugged and not know it. Come to think of it, a mugging may have…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I've visited this club several times...

I've visited this club several times since my last posting. Decided to try their "all dances $10" special for Monday. I had previously checked by phone, and confirmed that the special was for topless…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Spearmint Rhino in Rialto was my...

Spearmint Rhino in Rialto was my first experience in a club ever. So, while driving down the 10 freeway, I saw the Downtown SR, and decided to stop in. I arrived there at…

Stilettos Cabaret

Brownsville, Texas

Been here a few times while...

Been here a few times while working in Brownsville. Seems that here are dancers here of every type. Mostly latin dancers from across the border. Some are very friendly some are very stuck up. Helps…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I headed over to OG's this...

I headed over to OG's this past Friday afternoon. It was nice to be back after a LONG 6 month absence from Sin City. I arrived around 4pm and there was about 18-20 dancers there.…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I've been going to 4Play for...

I've been going to 4Play for a few years. They still have hot girls, but the management has been getting greedier lately. No more specials (3-for-2's used to happen every hour it seemed). Raised the…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Maybe it was an off night,...

Maybe it was an off night, but I don't understand the good reviews of this place. There were less than 10 girls, mostly 5-6, and two 7s. I got two dances. The first was from…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Some friends and I visited the...

Some friends and I visited the Palomino during a slow Vegas week before Christmas. Overall it was a good experience. Mostly cute to hot girls (1 fat one). They were also friendly…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

This is a very nice club....

This is a very nice club. Large and classy...lots of girls...just about any type of dancer you can think of. They were all nice and attentive, most were not pushy. Most girls…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Was there on a Sun nite. Girls...

Was there on a Sun nite. Girls danced 2 songs a piece, but 80% did not take off their tops. Even the ones who were getting tips. I'd rather stay home and watch TV Not…

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If stripper charge for BBBJ's, why does Bobbyl and I think it's so great?

Now that Bobbyl and I have finally admitted to sucking more than just a few dicks, we can't imagine ever charging for it. Those strippers who charge extra just to wrap thier lips around a thick dick and have hot, yummy…

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Giving BBBJs is so great, why do strippers even charge for it?

Now that I've finally had the chance to suck a few dicks, I can't imagine anyone not wanting to! Wrapping your lips around a thick dick and feeling hot, yummy cream pump down your throat is amazing it's crazy that strippers…

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paper: downturn means more strippers in Vegas

Norm Clark in the Las Vegas R-J writes... The worst economic crisis in decades has record numbers of strippers showing up in Las Vegas. "We've had as many as 400 working at one time," said Shai Cohen, director of marketing for Sapphire,…

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Songs to Strip To

What songs do you guys like to hear in the strip club I can never figure out what to choose and ladies you can tell me what you think the guys like thanks everyone

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New structure they want to build in Japan...

This has nothing to do with clubbing but, I wanted to get your opinions on this topic. In Japan, they want to build a structure so large that it would dwarf anything else (man made) in the world today. It's…

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DC area plus 3 hour radius

If you had some time to kill and a mode of transport which not-too-distant regional clubs would you visit? Philly? The block? Southern NJ? I'm missing the fun clubs from Detroit and wondering if there are any nearby imitators.

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Mileage in Vegas?

What sort of 'mileage' do you usually receive in Vegas? How does it compare with your own favorite clubs?

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Myrtle Beach

anyone here from Myrtle Beach?

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Hottest erotic movie or scene (not hardcore)

My vote goes to a 1995 Playboy channel flick called "Undercover" with the smoking Athena Massey playing a cop who goes undercover as a hooker and ends up fucking everybody. I don't care for Mickey Rourke but he has been…

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Movies about strippers

I see Marisa Tomei and Jessica Biel will be playing strippers in upcoming movies. I have a feeling the movies will might some very hot scenes but overall will suck. I saw 2 movies last year "Yellow" and "I Know…

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I do gay threesomes with Dougster and Bobbyl

Bobbyl and I SIXTY-NINE with one another and Dougster fucks me in the ass until he cums and makes me foam at the butt. Then Dougster switches so that Bobbyl can take it in the pooper for a second…

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Hope the bitch enjoyed the money while she could

I'll quote the relevant pieces. Loses his job and can't find another one in this wall street corruption fucked economy. The courts strip him of resources to a gambling whore who loots his savings. The government tells…

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Customer Turn Off's.....How Not To Be That Club

OK, so there are far fewer clubs than there are dancers & customers. It is also true that people will put up with a certain ammount of crap as a price to pay in pursuit of "certain things." None the…

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ATF Wierdness

First there was Kat. She was actually a former porn actress, but a husband left her with a kid and bills. We had chemistry and a quarterly habit turned into a monthly appointment. Towards the end of our two year…

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A strip club related death in ESL

This is the end of the story that I posted about earlier this week. Took the poor SOB several days to die. In the words of British nobility, Sir Elton John--"That's one dude gone/Just one more john who made…

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Scorecard 2008 - BobbyI: 4 (w/ 3KOs); TUSCL Trolls: 0

Although gas was way up in the middle of the year then way down at the end and the stock market was a disaster throughout, the troll crushing business was never better! A summary: parodyman: parody's troll tactics were completely reverse…

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Do dancers routinely take holidays like Christmas off?

I thought maybe they did. I never get to visit strip clubs around the holidays because I'm busy with relatives. I'm in between relatives so I finally got a break. At least I'm not stuck traveling…