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What's more scary, you pick a situation (thread for Halloween)

Investing all your money in a 401K in stocks that can't be sold until the end of the day, or trusting a dancer with something valuable? Two or three times when I had my first brand new car, I…

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Dancers names, do you try to remember them or not?

I guess it may depend on how hot she is. Sometimes you may not hear a dancers stage name and you just don't remember. I've had a few dancers over the years who seemed surprised I either didn't…

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Food, Strippers. or Politices?

I try to keep it interesting by keeping the posts going. Some times it is a hit. Other times a miss. I recently got an electronically ed PM. Boy did he chew my ass out. You guys that know…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

I went there when on a...

I went there when on a tip from a cab driver when I was visiting from out of town. I had intended to go to another club, but the driver indicated that this…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Been here a few times in...

Been here a few times in '07 and '08. Might was well submit a review. The parking is large and well lit, with plenty of non-valet slots. It was $10 to get in.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I would give this club a...

I would give this club a higher rating were it not for the overbearing presence of the general manager named "Tim." He made this club so unbearable, scowling and yelling at the girls, bullying…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I heard wonderful things about this...

I heard wonderful things about this club, but left very disappointed. There is only one dancer here who stands out, she looks like a Victorian's Secret model - I could stare at her all…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Wow - this club was worth...

Wow - this club was worth the trip. These dancers are pole experts, and know how to give a tremendously sexy lap dance in private. I felt comfortable with the club immediately.…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

I stopped in on an early...

I stopped in on an early Friday evening. I got there before 7 so there was no cover, ($10 after 7). I walked in and was confronted by one of the hottest strippers I have…

Hollywood Nights

Tampa, Florida

In a word; Grimy. A friend...

In a word; Grimy. A friend and I showed up at this place on a Monday night about 1 AM. We were frisked outside and were allowed to enter through the front door that looked…

Infinito

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

I actually did not like the...

I actually did not like the girls attitude, they don't feel like dancing, but still, I must say that the private dances are not really lap dances, they are sex sessions, I took a girl…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Excellent time at Cheetah II last...

Excellent time at Cheetah II last week. I found that the mileage in the lap dance room remained very high. I did not see any changein the attitude of the the dancers.…

Penthouse Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

How the mighty have fallen. ...

How the mighty have fallen. The strip club scene in LV is oversaturated for the present economy. And this club "off-the-beaten-path" had to do something. Starting last week, they went to a $0 admission…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

EB is a club I normally...

EB is a club I normally visit in the evening so this afternoon experience was new for me. Club was relatively quiet. Selection of girls was OK but not great. Girls were looking for LD's…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

First time ever at a strip...

First time ever at a strip club. It was great. I had two private dances. One girl, Missy, was great. I was not sure what to expect, but she made me…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

It had been several years since...

It had been several years since I'd been here. Somehow, getting off the highway and crossing the North Hartford desert of auto dealers and porn shops never inspired. But the club is actually…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

Very dissappointing. Went in based on...

Very dissappointing. Went in based on the "fame" that the place has as a celebrity hang out. Was very dead then I got there. Only a medium-sized place, fairly dark and loud. It was early,…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

Halloween is my favorite day to...

Halloween is my favorite day to hit strip clubs. It should be like this every day... but of the three clubs I hit this Halloween, Tiffany's was the weakest. I only saw around…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Went on a Sunday Evening. ...

Went on a Sunday Evening. 8 dollar cover which is why value rating is lower since other clubs are lower or have no cover on slow nights. Table dances are still 10 and 20…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Lots of girls dancing this Halloween......

Lots of girls dancing this Halloween... lots of great costumes. I love hitting the clubs on Halloween... it should be like this every day. But that is where it ends. I tipped…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I love Halloween in the clubs......

I love Halloween in the clubs... and decided to give Tattletales a try after a long absense. It was a good visit. I stopped coming here because the dances had gone to serious…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was is Vegas a few days...

Was is Vegas a few days ago. Decided to try Little Darlings for the first time. They had valet parking, but I just parked in the lot of the store next door to…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped by on Saturday from about...

Stopped by on Saturday from about 7:00 to 9:00. &;00 is just a little early to be here on a Saturday. Dancer count started off low and servers are limited. Placed order…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

i was in town on a...

i was in town on a recent Sunday night and went by for a visit. I get to Dallas about once a month and always try and make it to Baby Dolls. The…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

The dancers looked like they have...

The dancers looked like they have been to hell and back. Most look like they'er on drugs or haven't slept in a week! The girl would wax your carrot for a couple of bucks…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Went to this club around 9:00....

Went to this club around 9:00. I didn't see anything special on this night, so I didn't stay for long. I was the second guy there, and I was immediately accosted for dances.…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Pretty decent club as Mass strip...

Pretty decent club as Mass strip clubs go. Full bar. Full nude on stage, the usual: 1st song fully clothed, 2nd topless, 3rd fully nude. No contact, but most of the girls are friendly and…

Bare Elegance

New York, New York

Stopped by BE one afternoon. Very...

Stopped by BE one afternoon. Very small club near the Times Square area. There is a tiny floor-level stage with about 6 tables on either side and private dance rooms at the end. I quickly…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

amazing club. bit expensive, 10 dollar...

amazing club. bit expensive, 10 dollar cover, 8 dollar beers, 25 dollar dances. have to pay 30 dollars to sit in main stage area, dances vary by dancer anywhere from 25 dollar lap dance to…

Club 69

Lima, Peru

I agree with Theseus that this...

I agree with Theseus that this is a brothel, not a strip club, as is the case in most Latin countries. Which gives one a great reason to go to Latin countries! The chicas were varied…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I had not been to Inner...

I had not been to Inner Room for 15 years, but read some good reviews here so recently I stopped by twice. On a Sunday night was not very crowded but had a good selection of…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Back on the East Coast for...

Back on the East Coast for a short visit. Stopped by PH around 5 pm. A lot of the girls were leaving for the day. Saw a lot of new faces and…

Spearmint Rhino

Oxnard, California

The Rhinno isn't a bad place...

The Rhinno isn't a bad place to chill. It's all nude so you can't get your drink on. And if you are thirsty be prepared to pay 5-10 for a soda. The gils I saw…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

I stopped in on Saturday around...

I stopped in on Saturday around noon. The place was fairly busy, with a crowd that was generally older than the crowd I have seen there at night. They were probably there for the…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visited the club on a Saturday...

Visited the club on a Saturday evening and had a very nice time. The club has had its ups and downs over the years and is currently in an upswing. Lots of attractive dancers of…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

stopped by here on my way...

stopped by here on my way home from work last friday. it's an average, divey looking juice bar with average looking dancers. it wasn't paticularly appealing & the dancers seems unethusiastic at best. out of…

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In sort of a dillemma, advice needed.

Well i have become a regular at one club and would always get dances from this one girl. She hasnt been there for about a month and i found someone i like better who is new. Well i went last…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

visited on Thursday night. Small club....

visited on Thursday night. Small club. $8.00 cover. Yuengling beer on tap-$6.00. Had some private dances with Adriana and Corina, a brunette 8. Very happy ending with Corina. Expensive laps. Adraiana charges 2 for $60,…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

After a brief hiatus from here,...

After a brief hiatus from here, I decided to try this place again. I have to admit - always a lot of fun. In this case, I met a great gal who was…

Mermaid

Palm Springs, Florida

RUN AWAY!!! This is the nastiest,...

RUN AWAY!!! This is the nastiest, scariest, creepiest shithole of a club I've ever set foot in. Gives new meaning to "not with YOUR dick." The girls are nasty, worn out crack whores who will…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

A surprisingly good place. Girls were...

A surprisingly good place. Girls were friendly and attractive. The place was clean, safe, and pleasant. Plenty of girls, all of whom were pretty and "real" looking. Not too much silicone, from what I could…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I hadn't been here in a...

I hadn't been here in a few months, so I stopped in on a Thursday. It was kind of slow, and a lot of girls are content to just sit with their regular customers behind…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Dumb, Dumb, Dumb! After not...

Dumb, Dumb, Dumb! After not having visited for a few years, in a moment lacking rationale thought, I decided to drop in and check it out. One of the WORST values in the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

It's a small club. The parking lot...

It's a small club. The parking lot looked full when I was heading in. Walked in and it was really dark. My eyes had to adjust. All the cars in the parking lot must have belonged to…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Been wanting to visit this place...

Been wanting to visit this place for a long time after reading so much about it and finally made it. Nice music, Great Girls and Great Atmosphere. All the girls are very friendly and dont…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped by on a Saturday after...

Stopped by on a Saturday after an Ohio State game. Club was very clean, about 12-15 dancers. Bouncers and Management were very friendly and helpful. Waitresses were really slow, but the bartenders…

Sportsmans Inn

Providence, Rhode Island

Here is my honest professional review...

Here is my honest professional review of this club…it is a dump. I am not trying to be mean to the nice girls that work here, I feel sorry for them. I feel…

Dillinger's

Oak Grove, Oregon

Stopped by Dilliger’s around 8pm on...

Stopped by Dilliger’s around 8pm on Wednesday (10-29-08). Only one other patron when I arrived. Nothing has really changed recently… still kind of a dive… but not to bad. This club is…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

We went to Mardi Gras last...

We went to Mardi Gras last week and had an ok time, nothing great, but it didnt suck either. It was kind of a hard club to find, tucked in the corner of a parking…

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, Massachusetts

I occasionally stop in at KA's....

I occasionally stop in at KA's. There's no cover. The talent of the dancer's is always in a state of flux. On my recent visit I saw the sexiest dancer I had ever seen at…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

I'm not much of a Day...

I'm not much of a Day Shift person, but had the opportunity to stop by on a Thursday afternoon. Cover was only $2.00 and I believe they run beer specials during the day.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Stopped in here on a Tuesday...

Stopped in here on a Tuesday night in mid October. Good mix of dancers and some great looking ones, but as I am more typically a daytime visitor, I found the attitudes poor by…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Club just as described. Valet...

Club just as described. Valet parking, drinks are a bit on the expensive side, but the dances more than make up for it. Excellent two way contact YMMV, but generally have found dances…

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Who's gonna win

Cast your vote here. Not a thread for expressing who you WANT to win, just who you PREDICT is LIKELY to win. I predict, that 50.00001% of the electoral votes go to McCain-Palin and we have a Republican in the…

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You can now add a picture to your profile

Go to the My Page link, and choose a picture from your computer to upload. It can be you enjoying your favorite hobby or whatever you want ;) Your picture will show up in your posts, profile page, articles, etc. have

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I visited Treasures on a recent...

I visited Treasures on a recent Friday night, my second visit. Not as good as prior visit. A bit slow and girls were not of same quality as prior visit. Physical space is very nice,…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

When I got to the club...

When I got to the club it was late so I was not surprised to see just a handful of customers and only 5 girls dancing. Two of the dancers were so tall that…

Sugar Bares/Nikita's Playroom

Greensboro, North Carolina

Went on a Saturday night after...

Went on a Saturday night after midnight, the guy at the door was friendly but charged me 20 bucks to get in. Once in I went directly to the stage and even though this is…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Well, at least the food and...

Well, at least the food and drink was good... My girlfriend and I went to the Gold Club in Hartford on a recent cold and rainy Tuesday night, hoping for cold drinks, hot food, and hot…

Babe's Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Beautiful club with beautiful women, but...

Beautiful club with beautiful women, but the lack of contact, especially with the female customers really hurt the rating. My wife was looking to have some fun, and almost always does when we hit…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I was in town on business....

I was in town on business. I went to the club after dinner on Thursday. It was one of the best clubs I've ever gone to. One girl was especially nice. She…

Trixie's Adult Entertainment Complex

Louisville, Kentucky

I returned to my old haunt...

I returned to my old haunt after a disappointing visit to another club recently and I was not disappointed. As has been the experience in the past, the girls were very pretty and quite…

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, Massachusetts

Stopped in for a short visit...

Stopped in for a short visit on my way home. About four dancers there. A bottle of Bud Light was $7. Getting singles in change required more effort than I expect. No DJ. The music…

Shangrila East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Maybe I am just getting to...

Maybe I am just getting to old for this. I remember the good old days of strip clubs where the girls at least acted like they were having fun dancing. Tonight I pay the 5…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Went on a Tues night and...

Went on a Tues night and was very unimpressed. While three main stages were open, there wasn't a lot of variety or real quality. Lots of tattoos and very skinny younger gals. Not my…

King's Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

This club is not for everyone....

This club is not for everyone. Small in size with 2 stages. The ladies very from small to + sizes. There is a little of everything from AA, Mexican, Whites and Asians. The VIP area…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

I have been working at pumptown...

I have been working at pumptown for a few months now and I have to say I have been very impressed by the women I work with. Pumptown is has very sexy women of all…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Ive been here a few times...

Ive been here a few times now, the first was on a Friday night, was driving by and decided to go check it out. its $20 to get in and this includes the 1st drink,…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

This club has a different layout...

This club has a different layout compared to other clubs in the Phoenix area. There are two stages at opposite ends of the club, one main stage and a smaller stage. The girls first dance…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Right off of St. Catherine street...

Right off of St. Catherine street so it's easy to find (they also have a sign). Only a few blocks away from some other clubs so if this one doesn't float your boat you're not…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

A real mixed bag--some *really* hot...

A real mixed bag--some *really* hot girls sometimes but also *very* small, so if you're there on an off night you might be in the doghouse literally. Got some dances from a couple different gals, Julia…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since I had been in the club so I decided to stop by after work around 5 PM. There were about 5 girls working all in the 5 -…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time at "Atlantis" since it...

First time at "Atlantis" since it was redesigned after the shooting at Club Wizards. I was here on a Friday around 6PM and there were a lot of dancers on the floor, mainly a…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

I should know better than to...

I should know better than to expect much from a Knoxville SC. Pretty much the same story as Th' Katch, Mouse's Ear or Last Chance (always Bambi's to me), average girls, NO mileage and OK…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Went to the Lodge with a...

Went to the Lodge with a buddy of mine from college on our way down to Waco. We are both in our late 20's and havent been to a strip club since college. We were…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

Overall, the girls here were pretty...

Overall, the girls here were pretty hot. I was able to see a few glimpses of them giving private dances, and most had a lot of nice contact, so I found an extra-cute one…

Sandy's

Tamaqua, Pennsylvania

Visited again since I was in...

Visited again since I was in the area and what a great change. I was warmly greeted by Canbdice - the bar maid and she was cute, young, blonde and very friendly. She…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

visited on WEd night. arrived 10P....

visited on WEd night. arrived 10P. Paid $3.00 cover. Free parking. very safe commercial area. very good wine can be had for $13/ for half bottle. Private lap Dances are $20. Lots of outstanding variety,…

Tropicana Club

Grand Island, Nebraska

I would say this place is...

I would say this place is doing reasonably well for itself. The girls aren't necessarily beautiful, but they're definitely accommodating. If you have the dinero, I recommend going into the VIP room with…

Stimmelators Gentlemens Club

North Webster, Indiana

If you're tired of...

If you're tired of the flashy big city bars this is a place to check out. Its pretty dead during the week. And on weekend s it'll get overcrowded at times, but before…

Mile High Club DC

Clinton, Maryland

Like everyone has said, it's easy...

Like everyone has said, it's easy to miss this spot because it's easy to miss Aaron Lane. I have passed the street several times and didn't notice it until I was looking for the…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Stopped by recently on a Sunday...

Stopped by recently on a Sunday night. I usually pass this club up because the quantity and variety here is pretty poor. The plus side is the small drinks are great bang for the buck.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Club really hasn't change since my...

Club really hasn't change since my last visit. On this Thursday night it was pretty busy. Lots of attractive girls, but too much ink (tattoo's) for my taste. Lap dances are a…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

I use to like these clubs....

I use to like these clubs. In fact I used to love these clubs. After all this sht has gone down here, I won't ever go back. I'm hearing the cops are gonna do a…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I'm glad I found this place....

I'm glad I found this place. Go on dayshift and ask for Sara, Joslin, Tenshe, or afternoon and get Eva. Smokin hot. Spent more than I usually do but I swear it was worth it.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Wat too many f'n girls. Way...

Wat too many f'n girls. Way too pushy, no "good" girls there anymore and everyone's freakin out the cops are always watching. Which is true considering their following customers home. Rumor has it the cops…

Cheetahs

Los Angeles, California

Decent club, small, but with room...

Decent club, small, but with room to move around, even on a Friday night, and the girls seemed approachable. Pleasantly surprised to meet some gabby women that didn't seem overly concerned with milking you…

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R lap dances actually like having casual sex?

I,m just curious how that works.

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Next Convention?

Shadowcat - Are you planning a November visit?

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Massage in Vegas?

Slightly off topic but I can't think of a better place then here to post this question. A buddy and me are heading to Vegas next month for a much needed, and first time ever, guys trip to Vegas (not first…

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lexi in detroit

anybody know what happened to her? she worked at players and then tycoons in detroit. nobody here seems to know.

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Had a pretty good time. ...

Had a pretty good time. I went about 3 weeks ago and there was some pretty good talent on the stage. To get the best laps, go to the back wall. It's…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I used to work here and...

I used to work here and from a dancer's point of view, I think this is a pretty decent place. It's clean, the girls are decent, food is okay, etc. Some of the…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

I went to the club on...

I went to the club on Friday night and had a good time. There were 7 girls (most between 5-7) dancing when I got there but 2 left around 1am. The dance area…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

wow, quite a place. enter...

wow, quite a place. enter and the bar is to the right, good service, a few girls sitting around the bar chatting with what seemed to be regulars just looking to chat. The…

Night Before Lounge

Lincoln, Nebraska

The NBL you could say was...

The NBL you could say was adequate. The establishment was clean, the music was good, and the girls were about average. The three dollar cover didn't really bother me, but, just like most other establishments,…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

Great place to go watch beautiful...

Great place to go watch beautiful girls. Very good lap dances. Good size club with nice decor. Staff was friendly and drinks were served fast. Went with a couple friends and stayed for about 2…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

I went here on a Saturday...

I went here on a Saturday night as my first experience with a strip club, and it was a great experience. The club itself is very large, with 25-30 girls working that night.…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Had a great first-time experience here...

Had a great first-time experience here the other day. I went by on a Saturday around 3 PM. The place was small (but cozy), dark (but that's a good thing), and nearly empty (which was OK... read…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Found myself in the Baltimore area...

Found myself in the Baltimore area for work and was looking for a change from the Block clubs. Didn't do too much research and saw this club was pretty highly rated. The biggest…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Several decent dancers available on weekday...

Several decent dancers available on weekday afternoons. Cute one Holly will do HJ but no more. Was approached by black girl carrying a condom who invied me upstairs for FS. I declined.…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

it was ok but could have...

it was ok but could have used more dancers. would like the girls to be a little more friendly. and better looking. but had an ok time. would definately go back. would like it if…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

The lady is a professional strip...

The lady is a professional strip joint. Think of a really well run restuarant, with it's act together. The girls are uniformly beautiful, the contact is all air, the atmosphere is about as…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Was in town on vacation and...

Was in town on vacation and stopped by with two friends on Oct 9th. As usual for Masters there was a decent crowd and I would guess about 75 gals.Most of the dancers were in…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

After a stop at the Masters...

After a stop at the Masters three of us stopped in at the CH. Not a big crowd, maybee about 50 patrons and about 30 gals. One thing about the CH the dancers seem to sit…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

My first visit to the Playhouse,...

My first visit to the Playhouse, but not my last hopefully. Inside a typical looking Jersey strip bar with the stage surrounded by the bar. The girls come out into the bar for tips and…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Visited on a Wednesday night. After...

Visited on a Wednesday night. After watching the stage show for awhile, I was approached by a cute, petite dancer, I can't remember her name, but I think it started with a "J". I wasn't…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Place was packed for a late...

Place was packed for a late Tuesday night. The club is a little hard to get to as it's north of downtown, but Austin is such a small city that it's not too hard…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I have made a few visits...

I have made a few visits since my last post. I have to admuit business here is down. Last night at 10PM there were maybe seven men in the club. I think the regulars here…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Now since I am off all...

Now since I am off all week, I decided to drop by here after coming home from PA and my other club visit. On Tuesday one can get two lap dances for the price of…

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Hot Lap Dance Club in NYC

where is it and whats the deal. i do not see any reviews, but hear about it

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Florida trip

I'm in Orlando on business later this week. It looks like there's nothing worthwhile there, but I could probably swing a quick detour to Tampa. For reasons of discretion, I only go to clubs when on travel.…