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Don't like the new format

Nor sure if I am the only one, but I don't like the new format of this site. I find myself not coming here as often because of it. Anyone else feel this way?

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How to tell if someone has you on ignore

If you want to know if someone has you on ignore, try e-mailing them through the site e-mail. Just try clicking the envelope by thier name. If it says, "This member is not accepting e-mails from you." then…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Went back to TJ for a...

Went back to TJ for a several days. Stayed at the Nelson Hotel which is 4 blocks away from Adelita bar. Nice old place. Get a 5th floor room and enjoy a…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Large club in what seemed to...

Large club in what seemed to be an industrial/warehouse area. I would recommend driving or taking a taxi. Once inside, a bouncer pats you down and you must walk through a metal detector.…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

First time here in a few...

First time here in a few months. The economy seems to be having an effect because there were only about 10 customers at 11pm. Normally I have seen more than double on a…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

I stopped in the other day...

I stopped in the other day but things were rather slow. Must have been the weather This club is a neighborhod bar and of a fashion show place than anything else. No nudity or flashing.…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Went to Bobbys the other day...

Went to Bobbys the other day and was pretty disapointed. Dances have gone up to $20, but they are still pretty lame and the dancers are very average. BAckground: Regular bar with $3 beers…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

I stopped by here recently on...

I stopped by here recently on a weekday afternoon. It was a mix of decent looking girls and down. There were no great lookers. Got a few private dances with a couple of new dancers…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

I love this club! The women...

I love this club! The women are friendly as well as beautiful. The bouncers are great and easy to get along with. Great specials at the bar. Many of the women are skilled at pole…

City Limits Showgirls

Linda, California

We went to Marysville to check...

We went to Marysville to check out the club. We heard bad reviews and saw some on the internet that weren't too good. Well here is our review. First impression from outside was OK, not…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

came in here cause i was...

came in here cause i was on R&R from iraq and i wanted to go to a strip club before i left. none of my friends wanted to go, so i said fuck it, i'm…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Good Club! Liked it so much,...

Good Club! Liked it so much, I work there now! Oh yeah and the food is really good. Great place to relax. Kind of like a Denny's, Strip Club, and Porn Shop in one! The…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

dropped by earlier this week in...

dropped by earlier this week in the place was dead. There may have been more dancers in the back but I didn't see them. I get the same old line from the one dancer that…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

I must give this club high...

I must give this club high value ratings. for a small, nothing special club you can always find a few, very nice looking dancers. $5 table dances has been the reason for high value. New…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Decided to spend a few New...

Decided to spend a few New Years Eve hours at Heartbreakers since I've never rang in the new year at a strip club before. Originally drove by PP but the parking lot was extremely scarce.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas not to long...

Was in Vegas not to long ago with my buddy and decided to give Sapphire a shot. Had to pay some sort of cover which came with a free drink ($30 maybe). We were seated…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Lots of dancers there during the...

Lots of dancers there during the early afternoon visit today. Girls were pretty aggressive (of course there were more of them than customers at the time). Quality dances with Samantha (cute blond with enhanced boobs, but…

Flirt's Gentlemens Club

Waterloo, Iowa

I have to say I had...

I have to say I had a much better experience this last time. I went on a Friday night. There were about 7-8 dancers. Some of the same old house gals, but…

Showgirl III

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Skibonie visits Fort Wayne. This...

Skibonie visits Fort Wayne. This was my 1st of 5 clubs I visited. Nice club, it's in a busy retail district. Almost a gentelmens club. Lots of mirrors and colored lights.…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

This club is in an industrial...

This club is in an industrial park. It was very dark and quiet as I approached about 9 pm. I almost missed it. There were only 4 girls there. None were very attractive.…

Stewies

Fort Wayne, Indiana

What a dump. My first...

What a dump. My first ever rating of 1. Against my better judgement I paid the $5 cover just to gather information for my fellow TUSCL readers. One for the team for sure.…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I hadn't been to this club...

I hadn't been to this club for a long time. Found out that they now run a "Special" on the first Tuesday of the month (Super Tuesday). I don't know if this is…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

This club shared a parking lot...

This club shared a parking lot with my hotel. Very nice. The bad news was I got no sense that takeout was available. No cover with your room key. A fun club with…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

This was the best club of...

This was the best club of the 5 I went to in Fort Wayne. But not by much. It is upscale and clean. Several stages. It was busy on the night…

Leather and Lace

Lesterville , South Dakota

My wife and I stopped by...

My wife and I stopped by about 10 PM. There were a couple of really nice younger dancers who showed my wife a lot of nice attention. At our table, they helped her…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

They offer two different covers, $15...

They offer two different covers, $15 to get in and get an armband so you can come and go and a $5 cover, just to enter. I took the $5.00 option. There were…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

It was worth the $1.00 cover...

It was worth the $1.00 cover for sure. The club is really nice inside and out. The girls are also very pretty. The problem lies with the lack of attention. I…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

I cannot make it to the...

I cannot make it to the GC on Friday or Saturday nights anymore, and therefore I cannot see my favorite dancer, Kathy. So I was reluctant to go on a Wednesday night. To…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

I was a big fan of...

I was a big fan of the old banana, and don't think I'll get used to the new. The interior is all done over very modern. I miss the old cages. The girls are all…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

I went by VIP in the...

I went by VIP in the early afternoon with a coupon from their website so admission was free but they charged me $6 for a drink. I went in and sat at the counter. No…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

I visited Private Dancer today for...

I visited Private Dancer today for the first time in several years. Private Dancer main distinction is it's one of the only fully nude clubs in the region. It's in a one-story block building, which…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

I revisited this place a few...

I revisited this place a few weeks ago late on a Friday evening. There is no designated parking lot, so you have to find a spot anywhere you can. No cover as usual.…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

this is my favorite gentlemens club...

this is my favorite gentlemens club in austin. the club has a very nice set up and is the biggest one in town. also has a nice vip area and champaign room. ive been going…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

stop by the club had a...

stop by the club had a break in my day there was really no one but a few regs and some girls sitting around talking to each other saw this one little sexy lady ask…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Went here on a Tuesday in...

Went here on a Tuesday in January. Not sure it is a usual set of talent for the evening, but it was fun to watch none the less. Had a few dances from…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

I went to this place on...

I went to this place on a Wednesday around 7:00 PM and they still charge 15 dollars to get in which i think is a rip off for this time. Once i got inside it…

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Underwear ripped off

I have a fantasy about having my underwear ripped off by a stripper. This happened to anyone? Anybody know of a club in albany ny where they do this?

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peep shows

Anyone have any good tips for good peep show places like xdreams or cherri bombs on long island (west babylon), ny??? where you can walk in, pick a girl and get a private dance in a room with maybe…

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He Should Have Gone to a Stripclub!!! :)

"Federal judge indicted on additional sex charges By JUAN A. LOZANO, Associated Press Writer HOUSTON – U.S. District Judge Samuel Kent, the first federal jurist indicted on sex crimes, is now facing more serious charges. Kent was set to be arraigned Wednesday, a…

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Clubs that have mixed reviews... Are the good ones real???

I've read some reviews on clubs that have poor reviews and a few good ones. The good ones seem to be short on specifics. They just say things like, "The money I spent was worth it." or "I…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Very, very nice looking club. ...

Very, very nice looking club. Lit up like Disneyland and you can see it easily from the highway. Huge place both outside and in. Treasures in Las Vegas is a bit of…

Southern X-Posure Chinatown

South Salt Lake, Utah

Late flight in, thought I'd roll...

Late flight in, thought I'd roll the dice in Utah...crap. Had to wait for 15 minutes to get in - wouldn't let some drunk dude in, and he refused to leave. Lots of pictures of…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Visited Sugars for the first time...

Visited Sugars for the first time in several years. I used to have a great time here so I stopped in while I was in the area. Big mistake. Only a few…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

This place has crazy high mileage...

This place has crazy high mileage with a less than top shelf dancer quality, to be kind. Upon arrival, purchase a VIP pass - you'll need it! Take a seat not at the…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

stopped by the st. james the...

stopped by the st. james the other night and got in for free for some reason -- well, i wasn't charged a cover. only had to pay the pole tax. anyway, none of…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I stopped by about an hour...

I stopped by about an hour after the Eagles won their playoff game, and the club wasn't as crowded as I expected. There was a huge selection of dancers on, some were knockouts and…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Cover before 6 PM is $20...

Cover before 6 PM is $20 - at 6 PM there is typically a 2 Girl show that's fully nude and allows you to get as close as you want to. This clubs also has…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

The dancers were extremely friendly. ...

The dancers were extremely friendly. The cost was a little high and it's best to have quite a bit of cash on you if you want private dances ($40 for 1 song and $60…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I decided to make an afternoon...

I decided to make an afternoon visit on Tuesday. I had a beer and a free shot. There were several dancers there that I had seen before, but not the one I was looking for.…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

I was in Filmore's several times...

I was in Filmore's several times a while ago and they had all nude dancers. The girls would ask the customers up on the stage and squat over them to get their tips. The laps…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Man, I finially made it to...

Man, I finially made it to shotguns. Reading the reviews I always thought it was the subpar club next to the one down the street. However, I always heard it was the best in Denver.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

All I can say is wow....

All I can say is wow. This is a very clean, carnival like place. Very enjoyable bartender and staff. The girls were all hot but a little too pushy. I did venture to the champagne…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

I won't bother telling you which...

I won't bother telling you which ladies I found attractive since you can decide that for yourself and your tastes may not match mine. I will say that there were enough good-looking ladies around…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

I've been here for a number...

I've been here for a number of bachelor parties. We've had the most fun when we go early (with lots of beer) and leave once it starts getting packed. Many of the girls who are…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

this place is great! there are...

this place is great! there are tons of beautiful dancers and hot bartenders. i've there many times, and the quality of the dancers is almost always top notch... i've only ever seen one or two…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

I usually stop in here when...

I usually stop in here when I visit the area. Went in on a Tuesday night before Christmas. The layout hasnt changed since the last time I was here in June. Large stage in the…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Stopped in with a buddy to...

Stopped in with a buddy to sober up a little before heading home for the night. This is probably common sense, but always count your dances. My buddy and I both went back…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Stopped in ~ 3 PM a...

Stopped in ~ 3 PM a few weeks back, club was not too busy yet. Had a range of dancers, both age and size. Looks department were mostly 6's, but crazy high mileage available in the…

Prestige Night Club

Kraków, Poland

This place is pretty sweet. ...

This place is pretty sweet. I went here by myself back in November. I believe it was a Saturday night. You ride an elevator up to the top floor...about 6-8 floors.…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Pretty decent club. It's clean,...

Pretty decent club. It's clean, three stages (one VIP only). The cover is $15, but if you are planning ahead you can usually find an online coupon for free entry. The coupon…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

Its been a long time since...

Its been a long time since I been here. But I was in the area and was meeting up with a bunch of friends. Lets face it the action and laps are tame. But you…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Nice young college girls. All...

Nice young college girls. All natural girls the night I was there. It was pricey to go upstairs for 1/2 an hour. I would not do that again. Worth going to…

Cabaret Chez Mado

Mont-Royal, Quebec

Some very nice talent and the...

Some very nice talent and the private dances were shall we say...very interactive. THere was a black girl there whome I fell in love with and oh ya she fell in love with me…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

High Heels is a fun place...

High Heels is a fun place to hang out with your boys. I like to think of it as a dive bar that happens to have naked chicks dancing in it. The place…

Chubbies Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I went this past week for...

I went this past week for the first time based on the high review scores given here... and was quite disappointed. Maybe it's because I arrived at about midnight on a weeknight, but there were…

Kamasutra Club

Montréal, Quebec

Avg size place. Women here are...

Avg size place. Women here are fairly attractive for the most part. mainly white and some other races. its C$15/dance and you go to private booth in the back to get them. however most girls…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Been here a few times. It's...

Been here a few times. It's a short bus ride or a 10 minute walk from Liverpool St. station. Just the 1 stage but the stage dances are usually alright. But you have to wait…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I put a lot of trust...

I put a lot of trust in the Larry Flynt name, and once again he didn't let me down. The club was far from fantastic, but it is well worth the time and money.…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

I stopped by in the afternoon...

I stopped by in the afternoon to see what was doing. I haven't been in the Squire in about 5 months, although I have been going for over 10 years. The first thing…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Been here three times. There...

Been here three times. There are always a few good looking girls here. One of the best dancers I have ever seen was at this club. Girls are pretty aggressive at times…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

Went here for the first time....

Went here for the first time. this place is decent. $5 cover, $5.50 beers. Dancers do a topless dance on stage and they come around and chat with patrons asking for dancers.…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Visited the club on a Wednesday...

Visited the club on a Wednesday night, I've been to the club a few other times during the weekend and wanted to check it out during a week night. I was pleasantly surprised with the…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I was here on a Sunday...

I was here on a Sunday night and they were pretty busy. There was a large number of dancers. The dancers dance on a raised stage with a great deal of separation between the dancers…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Stopped in here for a beer...

Stopped in here for a beer on my way home. The place is small. The drinks were about $5 for a miller lite. The dancers were OK but they were polite.…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Haven't been to Cheaters in probably...

Haven't been to Cheaters in probably well over a year. Last time I was there, I had a CIM BJ but the club was really dark and dingy. So, I was quite happy…

2008 Another year gone by

2008 was a doozy.&nbsp; highs and lows, ups and downs.&nbsp; but we survived, most of us intact.&nbsp; so here is to those who made it to 2009.<br /> <br /> Some of the things that made me think-<br /> <br /> Gas prices:&nbsp; Hard to believe we were paying $4 a gallon plus less than 12 months ago.&nbsp;&nbsp; Proof that the system is totally screwed up. Wonder what will trigger the next run up.<br /> <br /> Beijing Olympics:&nbsp; Once again NBC gave us hours, and hours, and hours of the same boring shit, while they ignored the real olympic sports.&nbsp; By the end I was hoping he Michael Phelps would drown, and that one of the female gymnasts would be caught taking steroids.&nbsp;&nbsp; And who…

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Georgia Poll Tax

Heard on radio talk show today the State of Georgia is considering a " POLL TAX " on strip clubs. It would be a 3 to 5 dollar fee to be paid at the door, like a cover charge.…

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Spinners

Every once in a while, when I'm reading a review, I will see some dancers refered to as spinners. I have no idea what a spinner is. Anyone here know what that is???

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Adelita's "runway models"

Just looking for some clarification about the most attractive providers at Adelita's in Tiajuana. Can you meet women like Laura Zuniga Miss Sinalou? She is the model recently arrested with some Mexican gangsters. Her pic is on Yahoo…

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numbers

I was wondering the success level ya'll have had AFTER getting a dancers numbers. for me, it seems that the number system becomes a way to for the dancer to "call one in". any time i try to pull an…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Excellent value, $5 lap dance special...

Excellent value, $5 lap dance special on Tuesdays. They go to two Stages when it gets busy, good stage dancing overall but nixed bag (some excellent, some poor). No private rooms available, but…

J.B.'s Place

De Soto, Illinois

Visited on 26 Dec. at around...

Visited on 26 Dec. at around 10:30 PM - still no one rating this club except me over the last two years. Club had a $5 cover and bottled beers were only…

The Gallery

Murphysboro, Illinois

Visited on a Friday evening, 26...

Visited on a Friday evening, 26 Dec. for the first time in years but did not stay more than around 30 minutes. Club had a $5 cover and was nicely furnished with a…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Went to gold club in SF...

Went to gold club in SF on Sunday Jan, 4, 2009. Very dead. However many beautiful women. Most very friendly and not too pushy. I declined dances early in the evening, but later…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Frinds and I visited the Brass...

Frinds and I visited the Brass Flamingo,and had a great time girls are extremely friendly. Most girls arn't to pushy. Met a hot fire cracker,Jersey, mmmmmmmmm this will be our new hang-out.…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

Stoped in on a Tuesday about...

Stoped in on a Tuesday about 8:30pm, it was pretty slow only 3 dancers. As far as the ratings, 3,5,7. Defently nothing that special. Beers for a 32 oz BL was only $4. I have…

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, California

I went into the club late...

I went into the club late last night, normally I'm a day shift type of guy but I figured I check out the night shift. I walked in when Margot was on stage, she gave…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decided to visit this club after...

Decided to visit this club after reading the solid reviews. I have to agree that most of the evaluations are spot on. The basics first...the club is located in a warehouse type of…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I went to Baby Dolls on...

I went to Baby Dolls on the VIP Wednesday. It was totally a party atmosphere. There was standing room only when I got there around 7 so I found a seat in the VIP area.…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This place needs a re-do. Somebody...

This place needs a re-do. Somebody get in touch with ABC's Extreme Makeover: Strip Club Edition. Start with the girls. Some beauties here. But just as many or more who are hard to look at.…

Lenny's

Indianapolis, Indiana

I went here shortly after 8...

I went here shortly after 8 p.m. on a Monday. Um, no customers there, and no dancers dancing til I got there. Looked like there was a couple above average dancers, but none…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I stayed quite awhile here. ...

I stayed quite awhile here. Pretty "uppity" club compared to others around Indy. Located downtown, so it gets a lot of traffic. Many girls to choose from especially on slow nights.…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I have been to Mario's a...

I have been to Mario's a couple of times. Stage set away from the couches/tables so hard to view/prowl at the same time. Private room is in back with a number of closet-like areas open…

Sugar Bare Vip Lounge

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

This place is like a bad...

This place is like a bad penny. It keeps turning up. I was in WS late Monday night and wanted some relaxing. The dancers were sort of cold and seemed put off, but the whole…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is definitely a top tier...

This is definitely a top tier club. There are gorgeous girls of all nationalities, like Russian, French, Japanese, etc., etc. Couch dances are a pretty good deal if you find yourself a private…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Still a very solid club. I've...

Still a very solid club. I've been visiting about once a week for the last few months, mainly because I enjoy drinking and hanging out with friends and dancers in the Champagne Room bar, and…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

This is absolutely the most fun...

This is absolutely the most fun strip club in all of Portland, period. While you shouldn't expect "Vegas show-girl" women, you don't get the accompanying nonsense with that goes with those sorts of clubs either.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I stopped in on Friday night...

I stopped in on Friday night and was kind of surprised by the number of old and haggard looking dancers. There seem to be a larger number than usual over 40, which is really not…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

WOW, and again I say WOW....

WOW, and again I say WOW. This place never disappoints. I had not been to YS in over a year, but it was still up the the same expected level. The decor…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to a strip club, and It definitely wont be my last. Lets get the boring stuff out of the way first. The club itself has good, dark…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I went here on Sat 27...

I went here on Sat 27 Dec from about 2:00 in the afternoon to about 6:00. When I first got here there were about 6 or 7 girls. No porkers and they were in the…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

I entered this club a little...

I entered this club a little after midnight, there about 6 dancers and 10 customers. I talked to a few ladies before settling on an older trashy white lady. 40 bucks for a bbbjcim and…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by on a monday, not...

Stopped by on a monday, not realizing it was $10 dance day. Skankapalooza. Ok, I suppose someone might enjoy aging biker chicks and tattooed crack whores, but it just wasn't my thing, so…

Lady Godiva's

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Update: Police kill suspected gunman who...

Update: Police kill suspected gunman who opened fire inside Grand Rapids nightclub GRAND RAPIDS -- Grand Rapids police are investigating the new year's first shooting after an incident at a downtown night club early this morning. Police…

Studio 54

Forest Acres, South Carolina

Very nice club and cool layout....

Very nice club and cool layout. I had a really good time. It does get really packed but it's still fun! I also loved the fact that the girls were pretty friendly, considering that I…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Took a trip back to the...

Took a trip back to the Furnace recently. I don't like the 10 dollar entrance fee, but the club has one of the nicest layout I have ever seen. A lot of beautiful women with…

Fantasy Island

Los Angeles, California

Went by FI at 1pm, it...

Went by FI at 1pm, it was still real slow some girls were just arriving. But Bella was there and I got 5 laps from her. Usually song length isn't a problem here but they…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Visited the club on a Saturday...

Visited the club on a Saturday night which is unusual for me as I try to avoid weekends due to the large crowds. I got there before 8:30pm to avoid the cover charge. Dancing…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Checked out Cheeks on a Saturday...

Checked out Cheeks on a Saturday night recently. The first thing that struck me was that they had a couple of security guys out in the parking lot. Later in the evening I…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Ok guys if you don't mind...

Ok guys if you don't mind feeling like you might get mugged get to this place it is well worth it and once inside felt safe. As you enter you order your drink and grab…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Worth going to just for the...

Worth going to just for the cheap food. For a few dollars I got a big chicken sandwich with fries. Drinks were reasonable as well. The girls seemed laid back here. They didn't keep pushing you…

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Do ALL strippers, 100%, have a price?

I was told this by a club manager. He should know because I fucked one of his ex-wives-who was a stripper, and I could have fucked his ex-girlfriend, who also was a stripper. He used to say that if you…

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Blackjack players... I have "Q" for you.

Have any of you ever tried counting cards to gain an advantage over the house? There is that hi-low system. Also, what about using that basic strategy chart?

Negotiating: For those on a budget

Gents:<br /> <br /> In the following words, I offer my two cents on how to negotiate at clubs and get more mileage for your dollars.&nbsp; I'm assuming you know how to find the right clubs for your speed.&nbsp; I offer no tips on how to select a club or how to select a dancer.&nbsp; Just how to stretch your bux.<br /> <br /> First:&nbsp; While you are sober, plan a budget.&nbsp; Don't build a spreadsheet or anything ... just figure out how much is the maximum you want to spend on a given night. <br /> <br /> Second:&nbsp; Prior to even going in the club get yourself some cash to match your budget.&nbsp; Get cash from an ATM from your bank, or from someplace…

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Strippers I will always remember

There are two girls who danced for me over 10 years ago. One of them, I bought laps from on two seperate nights. The other, I bought laps from in just one afternoon. And I still remember…

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Should I stop???

Recently, I have been pretending to be gay on this board. Well, I need to come out of the closet and admitt that I am, in fact, straight. I only played "the gay dude" to illistrate how absurd it is…

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Lot of Homos Running Around the Board Lately

parody, MisterGay, ozy, giveitayank... Why not just go elsewhere and form your own gay pride board or something and leave us straight folk alone?