Coming out of the closet!
shadowcatAtlanta suburb
There has been a lot of talk on here recently about being homos. I think that most of it is PARODY and FLAMING. At least I hope so.
But now I am starting 2009 by admitting that I am a lesbian. I love women.
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last commentLMAO...I love you guys:)
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It seems there is some way to have multiple users with the same on-screen handle. Odd. (One might say "queer," but people forget that means "odd," and think it is just a slur against a certain group of people...)
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Only thing about Shadowcat being a lesbian is, I think lesbians are expected (required!) to have tits and pussies.
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By the power vested in me by the state of Lesbianism, I hereby dub both shadow & TUSCL Bro honorary lesbians.
You are now free to move about the Dykedom.
Enjoy, gentlemen....er.....women!!
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lp: Question on "dubbing" procedure: Instead of sword, would such dubbing instead involve putting breast upon each shoulder? Or a "stevie". Or is that a secret code handshake matter?? Happy New Year already!!
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lopaw; You are a hoot. Great to have you posting. I have a favorite dancer That promises to do me for my birthday. She says that she has not had DICK for 8 years. Since she got divorced and has been living a lesbian life style since. She now says that she wants Dick again. And mine. I told her that if she hasn't had dick for 8 years, it is because she didn't want it. She has all of the assets. A great personality and body. 30ish. Stripper shit? Your thoughts?
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Well.....
My take on shadow's situation is this: I suspect that she is bisexual, not lesbian....especially if she follows through with the birthday gift that she promised. Women can be very fluid in their sexuality - gay one day, and straight the next. It can drive us lesbians NUTS!
Now,if she backs out of the b-day gift, then she could be a lesbian stripper that is working the stripper-shit angle just to keep you guessing. Hard to tell right now. I guess you're gonna have to see if she holds her end of the deal come your birthday.
And then we want pictures!! ;-D
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Shadowcat, WTF all the "homo shit" on this board is a direct result of your little tapeworm BobbyL mouthing off. All I did was say that orientation doesn't matter in this day and age.
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arbeeguy,
How about the ones that shadow "rents"? do they count?
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I don't own a camera. How about if I just leave the curtains open a 1/2 inch and you become peeping Tom's? lol...
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Ok, since shadowcat admits he is a lesbian trapped in a male body, I'll say I became a tit vampire last night. I kept getting nipples pressed up against my lips. I couldn't help it, I started sucking the life right out of them. For some reason those nipples must have enjoyed getting drained of their energy. They stood right out ready for more.
Life as a tit vampire isn't as great as it seems. Some of my teeth got so sharp it sliced part of my tongue. I healed overnight though. I just can't remember what I've been doing during the night because that's the second injury in the last few weeks I've gotten during the night. I remember I thought one dancer reminded me of a vampire dancer. She actually bit me when I was tipping her at the stage. Just a friendly bite though. Strange I thought. No other dancer did that at the stage but no other dancer made me think vampire dancer when I met her. Well some other dancers have bit me but I enjoyed those bites a lot better.
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