Lady who visits clubs...
LadiHeart
I am a 22 year old female, straight (but has a thing for tits), who has been to a few clubs...sometimes with a friend, sometimes with my fiance. I have a few things I would like to point out for dancers. (I joined this site just to write this). First of all, I have been to one club in particular...and the girls have completely ignored me! I was with a girl friend, not a guy, had about 300 bucks waiting to spend, and none of the girls came by. It blew my mind. I consider myself a little hot piece, so I figured I would get some attention...Nope. I did have a few guys try to chat me up, asking me of course if I was gay, I said no...Anyways, word of advice to the dancers : don't ignore the females. Even if it disgusts you to dance for a girl. You need to also realize a lot (not all) of guys have the fantasy of two girls at one time, and seeing you give me a LD could bring you more tips and more LD's from men. It also shows you have an open personality. Also, if you get red lipstick on my designer white halter top, you better be paying MY ass. I didn't ask you to kiss my tits. Now, to the second thing...I went to another club with my fiance...and it was the type where you couldn't get a LD at your table, it was either stage or VIP. This 5 piece came by, rubbed my breast and grabbed my crotch and asked MY MAN if he wanted a dance. I could "watch" for free! Grr, I was so mad, we left. I am not there to babysit my man, I am there to have fun too! All in all, my favorite club was Crazy Horse in Winston, NC...they have closed it down now...but they had pool, nice, respectful girls, cheap beer...loved it. Now I go to Baby Dolls about once a year. The girls aren't the best, but they are very nice and I always have a ton of fun there. I took my fiance there, too, and the girl that gave him a LD was respectful but not timid with my man. Oh, and about the hygiene thing...unless it is completely dark in that club, I am still going to see the bumps on your ass and down there. I do not go to nudes...so I don't wanna see all that. Thank you all for reading. AND PLEASE, PM, QUIT CHARGING 5 DOLLARS FOR 12 OUNCES OF BOTTLED WATER JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS UNDER 21! Or charging 25 bucks to get in because someone was under 21!
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I haven't seen a woman in a club though as a customer. I don't think it's very common.
A subordinate asked if I would take her to a club (she was a petite, but very butch lesbian). I declined because:
A) She was a subordinate, and my boss is extremely harsh on some things
B) She was very aggressive and I didn't want to get thrown out of my fave joint because she crossed the line with some dancer.
Some lesbians used to hang at one Houston nude joint. Their presence really put a damper on things.
Lastly, I'm one of those guys who really doesn't like to see girl on girl action. It's actually very much a turn off for me, unless the two involved are in a very small-strict category, as in, I wouldn't mind watching two barely legal "virginal types" such as Mackenzie Rosman and Michelle Tractenberg. That I would watch, but 99 times out of 100, I'll pass.
Next, I think many strippers feel women in the club are there just to cause trouble. So women that want to visit clubs need to be proactive in dispelling that belief. This means you need to:
be at the tip rail tipping.
You need to:
- be at the tip rail tipping. Try to make an impression in that moment (I tip with $2 bills), talk to the dancers. Tip a hottie $5 instead of $1 and ask her to stop by your table. "I think you're amazing. Please come by my table and teach me to walk in those platforms!"
- Use the staff to your advantage. Tell the doorman that you want a stripper sitting at your table or you'll be leaving with a full refund. "Will you check on my table in 5 minutes? If there isn't a dancer sitting with us, will you send over a hot blonde that like to dance for women?"
- Use the staff to your advantage. Got your eye on a hottie? Tell the waitress to have the dancer come over so you can buy her a drink. Ask the waitress who the dancers are that like to dance for women. Ask her who her favorite is.
- Use the staff to your advantage. Is there a manager? Go talk to them. They want to hear complaints so they can improve the quality of your experience. They also can be very good matchmakers.
- Use the staff to your advantage. If you can talk to the DJ, get him involved. If the DJ says something over the sound system, you're set!
- Use the dancers to your advantage. If you're talking to a dancer and she isn't want you're interested in, don't be afraid to have her ask to ask another dancer to come over. "I would like to give you this tip ($5 or $10 or a drink) if you'll ask Kandy to come over"
- Grow a pair and do the hard work yourself. Just go up to a dancer and ask her to come over. Don't be afraid to interrupt her if she's with other customers. "I'd love you to come by our table when you can"
Communication is the key, make sure everyone knows why you are there.
Don't put your lips near my breasts.
Don't try to make my date horny by playing with me.
Don't show me your junk.
Don't inforce your pricing structure on me.
Don't ignore me, yet intuitively understand what I want.
I would very much like to see you let loose at a club, but let's face it, you have too many rules to have fun.
Did they see the money? Did you hand any out? Obviously YOU don't know how to get a chicks attention. Being a chick (and an arrogant one at that accustomed to getting attention) I can understand.
The stripper is going to pay YOU? LMAO holy shit you don't know how these dens of sin work.
You go in a strip club and are surprised a chick might give your man a LD and get angry?
And chicks wonder why they are so unwelcome in clubs.
1) This is a website for customers, not dancers. Suggest that you go to stripperweb.com and post there.
2) Please let us know what responses you get there. Better yet, realize that you have 2 eyes, 2 ears, but only 1 mouth.(Keyboard is an extension of your mouth). Try the search function on that site- type in "Female customer" thread, and read 'em.
3) As a self professed hot number, have you considered working as a dancer yourself? Walking a mile in anothers shoe just might come to realization that the world doesn't revolve around you.
But it does seem odd to join TUSCL for the specific reason of offering some advice to DANCERS. Since very few dancers would ever read it. Just another confused person. (There are a lot more out there, believe me.)
To the OP - maybe it would be best for you & your man to avoid stripclubs althogether. I don't think that you are gonna find what you are looking for there.
1 - They will ignore the hell out of you and whomever is at your table. This is due to the fact that they view you as a "threat" to them getting the attention/money that they feel they deserve.
2 - They will "assume" that you are a lesbian/bi-sexual and try and pull some "freaky" shit in the main room...mostly to draw attention to themselves and how much they love to "party".
3 - You will get gawked at by just about every guy in the club...wondering "is she gay, is she a stripper that's off work or looking for work, is she bi-sexual, is she looking to hook up with some stripper for her bf's 'use'", etc., etc....
Just more useless drama IMO...