TUSCL News

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Almost, But Not Quite

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

It’s been a while since I stopped into Fantasies. Ever since my Brazilian girl Cali got booted I haven’t seen many my type. Anyway, detoured to the club Friday afternoon to see what’s going on. The…

attitudepenshn

Mustang Sally's

Tonawanda, New York

New name, same problems

So this was my first time going to this club since it rebranded from NY Showgirls to Mustang Sally's and besides the signage there was really no cosmetic difference in the "new" club. Same layout…

Redmango5

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Best to try on a different night

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Thursday night in eastern Kentucky with some time to kill and made my way to this area. I chose to try Pony first because it was cheap, $10 cover that was free because of their…

galabad

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Great experience, will be back soon

Recently went back to DD’s and thought I might as well write another review. This place really hasn’t changed much since the last time I went. Lots of pretty girls throwing themselves at you, hoping…

Jagajaga

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Top Choice of Vanessa & Future Prospect of Aurora

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

It was almost 11pm and the place looked DEAD on the outside. Cover was $10. Bottled water was $5. There were more than 10 girls, but likely less than 20 working this…

PredragDr

Mettler's Bar & Restaurant

Mankato, Minnesota

Like a neighborhood bar with a bonus of strippers

I was staying in Mankato for work and my hotel was only a block away so I figured why not drop in. First off parking sucks your better off parking on the main street and…

Assman21

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wonderful

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

PO described multiple times. Enter large room with reasonable light. The rectangular bar seats about 30. Stage platform with two poles. 10.00 cover. Beer 7. Dancers do 2 dances each… variably top less a few…

c1958s

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

My Worst BBF visit in a year.

Weakest visit in last year for me. I had a meeting nearby ending just before rush hour, so I decided to visit BBF while I let traffic clear. I was pretty much there from 4:00…

racejeff

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

first time in a SC in years, but not much changed since last time i was here.

I had taken a long and extended break from partaking in an evening at a SC and in fact this was the first time I had been in a club since the COVID pandemic.…

chimark

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Keep your expectations low and it's a decent club

It's very visible from the freeway but it's on a kind of weird side street so unless you know the area definitely use your map app. The building is a free standing industrial type, they…

occurious

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Customer Service is everything

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Visiting this strip club was an underwhelming experience. Although the cost to enter was free, the atmosphere left much to be desired. Despite the club having only around six customers, the dancers were largely disengaged,…

jonathan_link

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

2 visits 1 dayshift 1 nightshift

Was in Vegas couple weeks ago and I always come to this club when I’m in town. My first visit was on a Saturday night around midnight. The club is very small and the nightshift…

shaq37

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Nice Dances at the Baby Dolls Night Shift

I usually do the day shift at Baby Dolls, but decided to try out the night shift. Got there just before midnight. Huge parking lot. Valet available, but plenty of self parking available, which is…

euph8734

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Didn’t expect it, but should have.

I had some time to kill in Philadelphia area so I looked for a dispensary in New Jersey. While on the way there I saw the sign for this place and decided to stop…

rayallen

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Not what it used to be

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I've spent time of the years at Hustler Club (you can see prior reviews) and I think like many of the other clubs in SF it's a continued slide and degredation. It's a bummer to…

rdsf8786

Front Room

Club is slow: Dancers fault? Or the current times?

My buddy and I had this discussion a awhile back that if you wanted to see where the economy was going you’d based it on how well the strip clubs were doing. But is that the only factor? Read below and…

j04n44r

Front Room

Bad business practices have consequences

I used to frequent the Gold and Silver Club of Roanoke Virginia for a long time prior to the Owner of headlights buying it from the prior owner John in 2020. It was the only full nude club in…

TripleH

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Sunrise - Found a Fun Cutie

No entry fee, no parking fee next to bar. Girls are mostly chubby latinas, nice curves some enhanced. A couple English speakers (chubbier gals). A couple gorgeous gals - tall, slim waist nice curves. On Tuesdays and…

ChampionOfAura

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Disappointing Friday afternoon

I stopped at the PO about 2 pm on a Friday afternoon while killing time before I picked up a fare at the airport. As I arrived there was an African-American woman (light complexion)…

Stu815

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Well worthwhile trip

I read some good reviews of this place, I'm always looking for better clubs then there are in Raleigh, so I took a trip. Have to say I was rather happy I did. Arrived about…

Jimmy108

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Bucks Wild was Terrible

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Disappointing. This place has been taken over by Cuban dancers who are aggressive grifters. After I paid the $20 cover, I was walked over to a ripped chair by a stage. All the stages were…

marknatx61

Politics

A cult is a group requiring unwavering devotion to a set of beliefs and practice

Title couldn’t say it all. A cult is a group requiring unwavering devotion to a set of beliefs and practices which are considered deviant outside the norms of society, which is typically led by a self-appointed leader who tightly controls its…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Want to go back

Definitely want to come back. I always get nervous about being able to park in the back (like to be conscious) and they had good parking. Security was nice also. I enjoyed the music…

Tuna_roll_lover

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

Boring night, got bounced

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

The other reviews about this being mid are right. It’s pricey, crowded, and pretty gross inside. The AC wasn’t working in the main area which was pretty brutal for a summertime visit in Charleston. At…

dedawg

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Still the best club in DC, but not as nasty as it used to be on this visit

I arrived at the House on a Thursday evening around 9:30. It has no parking lot, but street parking is usually very easy to find. I entered and was greeted by a security guard who…

Sammy63

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Still None of the Touted Unicorns

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I keep trying to find these hotties reports claim appear for happy hour. For starters, I really like this club. During the daytime it's just the right combination of low pressure strip club with value…

MonacoGP

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Fun on a Wednesday night.

Show palace is a nice place to go to on a weekday. The place is clean and the music definitely hits if you like what you like is club music ( hiphop and pop). The…

Jonpipe12

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Show and Tel: Still Worth a Visit!

Used to visit this place every once in a while, as one of the better clubs in Philly. The girls can sometimes be a bit pushy, but about what you would expect from a Philly…

theblackparade03

Front Room

ATL - Follies @ Onyx tomorrow 7/29 15-9?

saw an instagram post looking like some other mgt of old Follies is setting up shop at onyx? Anyone know any more on this?

chattguy123

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Saturday Night Fever

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

The parking lot made me think this place must be happening! As you drive towards the entrance, there were no spots available on the left nor right. I had to park behind the club…

PredragDr

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A fun 30 minutes

Had enough time for one drink, two interviews and one VIP session. Dancer was short, petite, white, 30s, with the tightest ass in the club. Paid VIP troll $10 and entered the largest room.…

seekerseeker

Front Room

Thinking back on summer memories and times of days gone by

Back in the day, we would cruise down the Jersey shore. Top down. Sleeveless shirts. Music blaring. The girls, the cars, the adventure, searing hot summer heat. Mickey Mantle. Duke Snider. Willie Mays. (were all retired but it sounds cool)…

Muddy

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Hasn't returned to old Vivide / Follies -- waiting :)

Returned last Thursday to see if it has changed since my last visit a month ago. The parking is still free in the dirt area, otherwise pay $10. It is getting more cars, as I guess…

absrm

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

What every lap dance should feel like!

I purposely went in after my ATF said she would NOT be working so that I could sample some of the other talent. Got there around 2pm and a Cuban girl I had danced with…

samella2

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not worth it this time, worth another shot when it’s busier

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Stopped in here with my long-time girlfriend on my birthday which was a Wednesday. Got here about 11, when you walk in you pay the cover: $10 each, and turn the corner where you see…

Brewers2015

Politics

“I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole like Nixon who

Title couldn’t say it all. “I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he’s America’s Hitler,” ~ JD Vance

Front Room

“I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole like Nixon who

Front Room

A narcissist wants to convince you that your reactions to their actions are the

Title couldn’t say it all. A narcissist wants to convince you that your reactions to their actions are the problem, when in fact, without their actions, there would be no reactions.

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Pole Dance Competition 1st Preliminary

I went on a Thursday for the 1st preliminary Queen of the Pole competition. I remember the beer being expensive; $8-9? for a corona. If you enjoy the stage viewing aspect of a strip club…

Vespertine_Moon

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nighttime less enjoyable than daytime?

Entered early evening in a Saturday. As parking spots were occupied in the spots directly.beside the club, I pole-positioned my way between the broken glass in the adjacent parking lot and parked on the adult…

funonthaside

Front Room

Pattaya Revisited

My first trip to Pattaya, Thailand, was in March, and I have returned already. What brings me to this tropical land? The polite Thai people? The spicy Thai food? The polite and spicy Thai bar girls?…

jackslash

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Huge mansion nearby the club

Im wondering if anyone knows what the massive mansion like building is about 1-2 miles away from the club, near the mcdonalds, wendys, tacobell burger king etc. I was thinking its some sort of government building but i cant find anything.…

rickthehick

BonTon

Amsterdam, Netherlands

First patrons on a Friday night

My wife and I visited BonTon in mid-June in a Friday evening around 9:30pm (they opened at 9). The cover was $50 and we were the first patrons in the place. They take your coat…

rumor

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Interesting Decor

The Great Alaska Bush Company has an interesting decor. The club is spacious, VIP sections and open floor dancing (what I have been told) ABC is a topless/nude strip club. Alcohol on the…

Manfield

Knockouts

Stone Park, Illinois

Really bad

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Sorry ( for the dancers) This place is a crappy bar with a little "boxing ring" for the dancers to perform in. As you walk in and turn to the right, you think you are…

traveler2019

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Cheetah’a Saturday night

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Went to it recently after eyeing it for a while. House fee was a little steep at $30 dollars. It’s a no touch strip club which k didn’t find out till I got a private…

chunkywalrus

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desire Compendium

I’ve decided to write a Club Desire compendium to give back to the community before my strip club semi-retirement. This review spans several visits between the years of 2021 and 2024. Due to personal reasons…

CryptoBrah

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Sunday 1 Dancer Only, Again!

I love the parking here. Large fence you tuck in behind to shield your car from eyeballs passing by. $15 cover day or night. Probably the only place you'll find where you can still get…

Bluebeard1995

Front Room

Men’s Haggar Cool 18 Pro pants and trial run in Vegas

I didn’t think there was a perfect pant for strip clubbing but the experts on here shared their wisdom. Haggar Cool 18 classical flat pants. I decided if I’m going clubbing in Vegas this weekend, I’ll test these pants out…

Redmonwin

Front Room

Club Managers...STOP hiring Fat Hoes and tatted hoes.

I travel a lot for work and frequent strip clubs all over and have seen a notable trend with fat hoes being hired. They are ugly as sin, no matter what the politically correct try to make you believe.…

ReadyToMonger

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Big fat asses! (If you like that)

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I had just come from lunch at Krug’s in Newark. Yes, their famous burgers are among the best you’ll find anywhere. By the time I left I had a good buzz going so decided to…

misterorange

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Wednesday evening early hrs - just a chill vibe

Went back again - this may become my usual spot. Was not going to do VIP again (see my last review) but instead came in early (no cover until 8), and just had a few…

PBLaw

Front Room

In other news... Adorable GND.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Friendly welcome to Sacto

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Was visiting and this was recommended as best in town. I agree. In Rancho Cordova so a little bit of a drive from downtown. Entrance is back from the street, and doesn't face the street,…

gardener23

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Not worth it. Your time could be wasted here

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Ya I’ll start off by saying this club sucks ass cause of the Cubans. I don’t remember if I paid cover but it was probably high cause there’s no alcohol. (BYOB) Big long stage in…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Total ripoff

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Showed up not knowing what to expect, and I was disappointed. Club is nice, very high end decor, has a stage, bar, curtained off areas for VIP, etc. I am coming from S.…

tdpiawm

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Nice, but not my place

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

The place has been described well already, including the stage up front with the dance booths along the wall. I found the place to be very dark. I honestly wasn’t the biggest fan of how…

bobbywinters22

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

Ghost town on a Friday

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Friday night trip to HTs in July. I actually expect some clubs to be slow in the summer months, as folks can get into all kinds of other activities. But I've been to…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Not bad. Lacking hot talent

Waited about 10 minutes for the dam traffic light arrow to turn green. Pulled in and parked, many spots. There was no cover at the time I came in. Once you walk in the bar is…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Indulge yourself on The Block

- [x] ID checked NO - [x] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $0 Club: The club is in a building on “The Block” so there is no parking lot attached to…

StripClubXpert

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Nice club with a lot of girls at anytime.

For a Thursday afternoon this place was popping. A lot of girls a lot of customers. Cover was $5. Place is huge when you enter. Bar is in the center and main stage in the…

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, Texas

Decent Cuban milage. A lot of Cubans not interested

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

A lot of Cuban bitches doing nothing except watching men sitting down by them selves. Cover was $8 I think and decent amount of parking. Club interior is kind of old. Wack stacking chairs to sit…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Overall pretty good. Worth going again.

Dropped in at 4pm on a Friday. No cover. There is a U shaped bar with girls taking turns dancing in the middle stage. Drinks $12. Absolutely no one was rude. Good vibes. Girls on…

Pacmansurge

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Worth a mid-afternoon stopover

Stopped by here on an L.A. road trip. Had a couple of hours to kill, which worked out perfectly mid-afternoon. Arrived around 2 PM and settled in to see who was available on stage. Watched…

TrainSp0tter

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

VIP is still good. Floor is Decent.

I arrived at 4pm on Thursday. Security conducted a pat-down. The entry fee was $10. All of activity was long was at the ground level. A dancer told me that the top level was…

DEMCAD

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Great time even if for a short time

This was my first time experience at FD downtown. I work nearby now and haven’t tried any spot in this area before. I went on a Wednesday around 6pm after work. No door charge but…

Danrl

Politics

See You Guys Next Year?

On a Saturday morning the entire top page of the "Front Room" discussion board has a post on George Carlin (which I'm giving the benefit of the doubt wasn't political) and everything else all the way down is overtly political.…

wallanon

Politics

Multiple choice:

Should Joe Biden be remembered as A) the most incompetent President in American history? B) the most corrupt President in American history? C) the most divisive President in American history? There is no all of the above or none of the above. Any…

TheOne&Only

Review2 yrs ago

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Another lazy afternoon at RI Dolls

I got to the club shortly after they opened at 3:00 PM. The front parking lot had a couple of cars and the parking lot on the side of the building had about a…

WiseToo

Review2 yrs ago

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I've Seen the Light (But Not the Dancers)