Let’s Lighten Things Up! Funniest thing you’ve seen in the club!

I once heard a heavily intoxicated man yelling “but I didn’t even bust!!” while being removed from a VIP booth

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

$68?!? Doesn’t everyone just round up to at least the nearest $5 in clubs??? Unless the $68 was including sales tax? :)

Saw a guy leave VIP and head to the door with his face, neck, arms and shirt covered in lipstick doodlings.

Saw a girl so drunk she fell of the stage and faceplanted in a guy's lap. Problem was from his perspective he got head-butted in the balls. Loudest scream I ever heard in a strip club. They should have had some girl kiss it and make it better.

I did a CR with some bitch who had Trump-like bronzer all over her. I didn’t realize it until I got home. It took me two weeks to get it out of my clothes.

The girl offered $68 for FS because if she charged an extra dollar it would be a 69.

You solved a years-long mystery Nelly!

any club? Pure Platinum, Oakland Park, FL around 2000. A customer fell asleep on a couch, I paid a dancer to dance (air) for him. Most of the club was watching. He woke up at the end of the dance/song. Everyone laughed.

Meshuggah,

That was me. I had no money, but I wanted a free dance, I was awake the whole time.

At Cheetah Hallandale I recently saw a fully nude dancer run out of the lap dance room to the bar and grab a stack of napkins. On her way back to the room she began wiping the LDK off her tits.

Not sure of this is funny, but it was strange when it happened. Was at a club years ago and they had a bachelor party where they brought the poor guy on stage with the obligatory ball-and-chain. One dancer was bouncing on him overly aggressively and accidentally gave him a hard shot to the man region. So here’s when the fun begins, the guy was slumped over in a chair in tremendous pain and no one could get the ball and chain unlocked from his leg. Poor guy was in agony for what seemed like an eternity when the DJ and the bouncers were trying to get him unlocked

I too saw a drunk dancer fall off the stage...she's now one of the most popular girls at the club. (Loren)
The girl with the bronzer cost me a shirt and a pair of shorts that I had to replace on my way home. (Scarlett.)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Was in a club on Saturday anfternoon and a guy walks in with a dog. Sits at the bar with the dog while girls danced in stage.

I was in a club in Philly where 3 different dancers asked me if I was a Phillies player I resemble. I had to say “no” 3 times. Funny thing is he was not a really famous player - I doubt that any of those 3 dancers knew what he looked like.

You should have said yes. You might have gotten some free action

Actually one of the funniest things I’ve seen, more than once, and I mention it in my reviews, is the owner falling asleep in his truck by the entrance with his head tilted back. It makes him
Look like Vito Spatafore from the Sopranos getting a hummer at the construction site. I think he’s just in there smoking doobies but it looks funny.

Drunk dude with a sober guy, any time a dancer talked to them the drunk dude kept asking really load for a threeway with him sober dude and the dancer.

Every girl kept respectfully declining til Nilah came over.

Drunk dude; "Hey how much for you me and my friend go to a hotel to have a threeway"

Nilah: "I'll do it for free if we do a vip and I watch you and your friend lick eachothers buttholes"

Drunk dude; ok deal 15 or 30 minutes?

Sober guy: what the fuck absolutely not!

To this day the funniest interaction I've heard in the club.

2leggedchair that is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few months back at Desire on a weekday afternoon these two guys show up dressed like they’re ready for a rave. They grab a table and settle in then start dancing for the next hour or two. Must have been on molly or something. They interacted with the stage and tipped a lot but you could tell everyone working there was like “what the fuck do we do with these guys”. Some dancers stopped by here and there but they just kept dancing and drinking.

A dancer in Toledo had the DJ play The Golden Girls theme for her stage set. Got some good laughs from the audience for that.

Hahahahahahaha how old was the dancer?