Bogarts is amazing but it's not for me

This was my first visit to Bogarts and it was beyond anything I ever imagined. After reading countless reviews nothing prepared me for this experience. You have to go, at least one time. I've been driving past this place for over 20 years. And never had the inclination to go inside until Friday night.

From the outside it reminded me of "porkies" from the movie in the '80s. The place looks like it's ready to implode and disappear. And I hope it never happens. The inside is a lot of the same, if the smell is any indication of the condition of the building this place is in bad shape. It's a good thing it's dark inside. But who cares? We're not here for the building.

I paid the $5 cover and got a reasonable price bottle of beer and checked out the scenery. I did not blend in. This place is filled with working stiffs ready to party. Immediately when you walk in there's stages everywhere, almost too many to count. My guess is there's seven. The bathrooms are in the far right, I check them out and they're exactly what you would expect. If you look up at the ceiling anywhere in the place the tiles are falling and there's cobwebs. Rule number one don't look at the ceiling.