Usually Not Worth the Effort

Right off, the place is a dive. From the outside, it looks like a farm house from a horror movie. I question if it's even structurally sound. There is a fenced parking lot, and despite being in an industrial area (per PG County zoning for adult entertainment), it is pretty safe. They have off duty cops providing security inside, and I never felt unsafe there. I went during the week, so a $20 cover charge. They don't have anyone working the window during the week so you go in and pay at the "bar" at the far end of the club (no alcohol served, but byob). The club has a single large stage, with a pole, perverts row, plus additional tables and seating...all pretty beat down. Since I last came here pre pandemic, things seemed to go further down hill. Maybe a hald dozen dancers, all latinas, and 3 patrons. Dancers were a mix of fair and below. No one particularly stunning. Dancers didnt seem to be motivated to take the stage, so it was me doom scrolling on my phone to kill tume. The extent of the conversation was, "would you like a dance." I went to meet a particular dancer, so I was ok with the lack of engagement. So the dancer I was waiting for finally arrived. She has been dancing there on and off for a half dozen years, and lets me know when she's going to be there, so it wasnt a wasted evening. Normal small talk pre dance. They only have the sporadically used stage and private lap dances. They used to have an open area $20 lap dance option, bur ditched it in favor or more private dance areas. It's $20 to the club (if you get more dances with the same dancer later, you dont have to pay again). $30 topless, and $40, all nude. Avoid the private area next to the entrance. There is almost no lighting in that one. For $40 a dance I would actually like to see the dancers body. Dancers have generally been good at giving you a decent grind and two way contact except for the kitty. There are cameras to prevent extras (PG shut down a bunch of clubs a bunch of years back for extras), so dont get your hopes up. If I'm not going to meet up with a specific dancer I keep driving around the corner to the other club. That one is also hit or miss, but at least you dont feel like you're in a crime scene from law & order svu.