THE NEW PRESS SECRETARY

She's a cute bitch. And, being Catholic, she probably has no issue going bareback.

Knocking Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Dana Perino off the top of the "Press Secretaries I jerk off to most frequently" list.

From her pics that chick looks like she fluctuates about 20 lbs. It depends on which end of that she's on for me.

Pretty face. The rest not so much.

Just my type. Blonde. Pretty face. A little meat on her bones. Not an anorexic spinner. Some of the photos of her showing her to be obese, I am sure are fakes

But just anything will be better than that raggedy Ann mop top LL (lying lesbian)

I was hoping Greg Gutfeld would get the gig.

She looks like she'd give air dances

You damn dirty apes are weirdo political obsessives. I mean really, funape said => Knocking Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Dana Perino off the top of the “Press Secretaries I jerk off to most frequently’ list.

What kind of sad male jacks it to a press secretary? Just find some porno on the internet like a normal frickin’ pervert. You know what you get if you search “Sarah Huckabee Sanders” over at xhamster? This rick is curious so he just checked. This is the first frickin’ link:

No Huckabees in sight, thank rickthedeity. All of y’all need to stop jackin’ it to anything political and start behaving like NORMAL demented perverts. ROAR!!!

A blowjob from her would be amazing

Kayleigh McEnany is still the unbeatable #1-fap worthy Press Secretary that I would rail non-stop for a week. Dana Perino is the hot MILF press secretary that would be a great LTR, at least in her prime. Sarah Sanders was exceedingly competent, but watching a Press Secretary who looked like a girl scout den mother sporting pornstar-quality smoky eye mascara was very disconcerting.

Karoline Leavitt looks like she may have a great rack and sweet ass underneath the excess pounds, but she's too heavy for my tastes. Anything is better than the last two hacks that Biden had up there, but I wish the best for Karoline. If she can blend Sanders's class with McEnany's no-BS assertiveness, she will be a very welcome change.

Agree, anything would be better than Circle-Back Psacki or Little Orphan Annie.

This gal is not exactly my type but very cute. I would smash. Dana Perino looked super hot back when she was in the role. Still looks not half bad for her age. Kayleigh #1 looks wise.

Sara Huckabee was the tops in competency, intelligence and assertiveness, but looked like someone smashed her with a pillowcase full of baseballs... like a dozen times.

“ Dana Perino looked super hot back when she was in the role“

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Interesting. Because I think she’s better looking now. One usually doesn’t get better as they age, but I like her longer hair now