Lurkers

This rick has it on good authority that rickthealien and his buds monitor the Earth’s interwebs, no doubt including this site. Those space weirdos are absolutely fascinated by the hairless ape anus and there is apparently a lot of anal material on the interwebs.

How does this rick know? Simple…I had an encounter. I was driving along, minding my own beeswax and enjoying a lil’ drivin’ whiskey, when a light appeared in the sky and my Tesla stalled. Soon a saucer appeared and some gray bug-eyed weirdos appeared. I exited the rickmobile and said “did you damn dirty aliens fuck with my car?” and a gray alien wearing a stylin’ suit stepped forward and said some shit about electromagnetic fields and whatnot.

At that point I realized that the suit-wearing alien was holding a bottle of Jack. So I said “you wouldn’t be called rick, would you?” He confirmed that their universal translator whosiwhatsis rendered his alien name as “rick.”

At that point we had a good ol’ time sittin’ round, drinkin’ whiskey, and looking at his holograms of anal probing. I told him how the Lion King movie was loosely based on my life and we laughed. I told him he might be able to get a nice dance followed by anal probing at the club in the next town, so he thanked me and beamed up or whatever.

This rick doubt his race will reveal themselves. He assured me that he was only into probing the buttholes of sexy females but a lot of his kind aren’t so discriminating. I assume those aliens are lurking on other sites and they may be more likely to share.

This rick hopes this answer has been enlightening. ROAR!!!

I was a lurker at the beginning. My first post was in late 2010s about an Alexandria and Shreveport, LA club.

I stopped looking at this site for years before I began posting again this year. I have gained a wealth of knowledge. To be honest, I want to go back to Louisiana and visit more clubs with my new perspective. But Alexandria, LA sucks by every metric. The clubs are so low tier that honestly you shouldn't bother unless you happen to be stuck there.

For a few months I only submitted and read reviews. Didn't lurk long on the discussion board before posting.

This is my third username on the site. Canceled the first two after a string of bad clubbing visits and a relationship convinced me I was out the clubbing game for good. I came back less for the 411 (I frequent the same clubs and generally know what I'm getting) then the discussions with all you crazy motherfuckers. You're entertaining if nothing else.

I did several reviews back in the late 90's before you needed to register a name to post. Even had on review rejected by an actual editor.

I know of several members that still log on but no longer post for numerous reasons.

I'm lurking right now...

Bacon!!

Yes, I lurked for quite some time before I posted my first review (hence my moniker). That was a long, long time ago. . . . .

Joined and posted the same month, last month

'I also wonder how many people lurk but don't post.'


I guarantee you there are many more lurkers than posters!
Founder can probably verify that.

I lurked for a few months before I signed up and only posted reviews. I would sometimes read discussions but probably didn't post for maybe another half to full year before I decided to join in.

I didn't really lurk. A buddy of mine kept suggesting a bunch of trash clubs to go see and I finally asked him where he was finding all those dumpster fires lol. After his wife put the hammer down on his clubbing days I created an account to continue down the path of debaucherous gluttony. That was 20 years ago.

Definitely lurked for awhile before I started posting. Hence my username. Heck I still lurk more than I post.

I joined mostly to read reviews and I think I did that for a year or two before coming on the discussion board to ask about places to try on a work trip. My first trip to PHC Detroit maybe? RIP. Once on the message board I was drawn in by the numerous references to FRMOS and The System, making me question whether I’d been doing it all wrong lol. That was 15 years ago now and not much has changed but everything has changed.

I met somebody once from this site who had identified my nicespice handle, but he said he didn’t have an account and didn’t want to get one either. I think I remember posting something on this site once in the hopes that he would read it and actually join. It didn’t work, lol.

That particular individual seemed cool enough, but it made me more reluctant to identify myself with a club/stage name so blatantly after that.

As for me personally, I didn’t lurk too much on the message board.Mostly because I wasn’t aware it was there for a long time. I used to occasionally log in, read Texas club reviews, and log out.

I am one of Shadowcat's friends who mostly lurks these days due to life changes...wife retired, no work travel, etc. so I have few new experiences. Helene nearly destroyed the only local strip club with estimates of a year to reopen. I still read this message board as it is entertaining and it gives me a way to keep up with some of the guys I've met over the years.

I lurked the site for a few months before actively posting when I joined. I think it is a good practice on any forum so you understand what you are getting into and what the regulars are like.

And lately I've gone back to lurking here since I don't club much at all and I still get an occasional laugh.

Guess.

I remember in the late 90s or early aughts searching for Louisville strip clubs, and I'm virtually certain TUSCL was one of the results. I didn't join until quite a few years later, though.