Thinking positively...
I have a big dick and great life.
People like me.
People find me charming.
I am going to have a ball and nobody is going to get me down.
I will lowball every stripper tonight and they are all going to say yes, with glee.
It's going to all turn out to be a wonderous and amazing time, full of enchantment and awe.
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last commentWomen find me attractive beyond all belief and simply irresistible.
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"Ladies love me, girls adore me, I mean even the ones who never saw me." (Rob Base, "It Takes Two")
"It takes two to lie, Marge. One to tell a lie, and one to listen." (Homer Simpson)
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Oh, Muddy. You seem to be losing your grip on reality....😜
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