Comments by elmer (page 24)

To tall at 5'8 for my liking but still give her 8

Add Indiana to the list shutting down SC's and restaurants to carry-out only

Elitecorey welcome to the world of strippers and escorts for that matter. Get used to being fucked over especially if you're into OTC. I may not be the poster boy for fucked over but I'm carrying a sign. Listen to all the good advice on this board but if you continue to go to SC's don't be disappointed when you're fucked over once again. Have fun I do lol

It never crossed my mind. Is that even possible?

A unbuttoned long sleeve white dress shirt over almost anything or nothing. Always gets my attention

Oh yeah bald

Shot in the spine and refused to give up any information. Sounds like a real stand-up guy... Let's hope he can still stand up

Strip poker game breaking out in a strip club. What a concept

Not a very good gift shadow in no time at all it'll wilt and shrivel up

Good stuff. Now I’m pretty sure I've never spoken these words before but Welcome back Bastard

Not sure whether I'm Pro or Con on licensed handjobs but in the spirit of promoting education would I'd be happy help out during the practical’s

I've stopped dances a couple times in mid song. If by halfway through it's an air dance I'm done. If after requesting a slow sensual dance I'm being bounced on or if they climb up and put their knees hard on my thighs I'll end it right there. I'm not paying for discomfort

No. But then again I never touch myself down "there"

Yeah I've never understood your constant use of "stripper hoes" either. Is that the way you view all strippers as hoes? I know the girls on this site have tough skin but I'm surprised none have called you out. 25+ years of clubbing only after ROB do I pull out the derogatory terms.

Jesus my head hurts

I miss it also

IMO if people are getting use out of and enjoying this site they should contribute to keep it afloat. If it takes ads to do so use them.

Waffle, I find this usually works. I ask pls leave me enough for an Uber https://tuscl.net/photos/5dfd847857118 Sometimes I walk home

Crap sorry... Thought it said Philly steak damn

Cinnamon you seem to have tough skin and a sense of humor you'll fit right in here

@ Electronman, I couldn't agree with you more the smell of Trojans condoms is a big turn-off for me

I've never looked back or had any regrets. Although I wouldn't mind having the money back

Don't panic Shirley Stella has more cousins

Pushing the bowl of frosted flakes aside I think "I gotta stop reading TUSCL at The breakfast table"

Muddy you're going to hell you know that ... Right? Lol