Comments by elmer (page 23)

I much prefer hair on top bald down below.

Jackslash for the win! "If you shop at Walmart you have nothing to live for"

@ime "anytime I see a hot girl driving a really shity car or having a cheap cell phone" I must take issue about to cheat phone. I've never met a stripper that hasn't had the latest iPhone. Behind on every bill including phone bill but that one always manages to get paid.

Can't go or do much of anything and with SO home w/pay so definitely saving money on the domestic front. On the dark side I was spending 2k sometimes more a month since October. Other then providing a little help to a stripper haven't spent crap since March 10!

No got premium

Put me down as a no. Let him come back under a new name like many other trolls have

I think Liberty Mutual owes us all something for their god-awful annoying TV commercials I've worn a paint off the mute button

I am the same way when I'm ready to leave I'm ready to leave not waiting around valet stand. Last time I used a valet in Chicago car came back with a dent and the right fender

"I would never go to a club with a valet! I have standards - very low standards - and I don’t want a shred of class in any club I attend!" Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases My blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places

Dozens of the small things we all take for granted Being able to have an excuse to get away from the SO In general https://youtu.be/BcZ-DaRkj5g

 "I burn my own CD's and that is all I listen to in my car" I miss the car CD player my old phone holder slid in and held the phone quite firmly.

Keep it pls

Thanks for the chuckle

Yes in direct deposited sometime overnight. Desert just like your 'club ad" you're clueless

Dtimulus? Sorry hard to type with tears in my eye

Thanks Rev now who's going to pay for my therapy?

These are some stressful times everyone has to make some adjustments for their own sanity. Please return soon you will be missed your presence is made this board better

I picked up the couch yesterday and got it back in the living room but now I'm a little pissed. Which one of you pickle sniffers are responsible for the stains? How am I going to explain it to the wife?

I've been stuck in the house for 3 weeks, haven't been to the club in 3 1/2 weeks, wife furloughed last so I can't even look at porn! So after reading part 1, 2 and drooling over pics of Mrs. Hornybastard I've come to the conclusion that my life sucks and you're a DICK. Looking forward to part 3

I can bring an old couch anybody have a boombox and maybe a tent

Hands down it has to be this from the movie liar liar https://youtu.be/VOZbfgZiks4

Selena Gomez is what Britney Spears was 20 years ago, incredibly sexy

Before someone else beats me to it... You can reuse them turn them upside down and shake the fuck out of em. Sorry

I couldn't agree more I can't tell you how many waitresses I've been attracted to in SC's over the years.

It's an oldis but Why not A woman stares at a man in a restaurant The man a little uncomfortable asked: do we know each other? Woman: I think you're the father of one of my child. Man: Oh, are you the stripper I banged a couple years ago behind the bar? Woman: No, but I'm your son's 4th grade teacher.