Comments by elmer (page 25)

Muddy you're going to hell you know that ... Right? Lol

Monday this week, get room at comfort suites & 2 key cards. Almost immediately lose one card and it's protective holder with room number on it. I find it on Christmas day passenger side between seat and rocker panel. Sitting there for all to see. Little too close for comfort

Did you hear about the leper on the trampoline? He strained his leg

Lets try this once again PD83 I think this might get you wet it works every time without fail. https://tuscl.net/photos/5dfd847857118

https://tuscl.net/photos/5dfe1b8fa2866 If this dosen't work I'm still a dumbass

On the phone. I posted pic link before maybe I used a laptop then, does that make a difference?

Thanks for emojiinfo. Was trying to add a link to a photo from the photo section of this site. I can't see how to do it

Doc let's see if I got this right. Club #1 you get a double VIP dance, you take not one but three strippers OTC (okay so you lose one in the process) Off to club #2 with the two remaining strippers in tow. There you find a beautiful dancer then all four of you head off for another VIP! Sounds to me like an adventure of a lifetime and you complain about smoke smell? Drop a 100 on detailing. He'll be thankful you didn't find needles! Doctorevil you're one badass MF lol Had to laugh I found a pair of stripper shoes on the backseat floorboard had been there for a few days. That was a near death experience.

Great where is the add a link to a post?

PD83 I think this will get you wet works on my favs very time. Do I win anything?

After an otherwise crappy day Thats just what I needed. Thanks for sharing

Now if only founder could come up with a way to sort by number of lines

"Send me a pic. If you’re hot enough I’ll fuck you at 6 am. I can beat those chicks by a whole hour earlier" Bharlem81 great comeback. I'm guessing you'll get to sleep in lol

link passed away God bless the link

WTF did I just say lol

EndlessSummer photoshoot in Malibu at my beach house

Not sure having your dick sucked will save your life but I'm guessing it'll enrich it LOL

I do keep the hedge closely trimmed and it's has cost me many a painful nick. But alas it only looks larger when wearing my reading glasses. Sending you a first-class ticket as soon as I complete this hemorrhoid jingle.

Oh my God ! Tell me Summer that "deck" was an autocorrect

Summer we may need to talk. I own a beach house in Malibu. Not a lot of privacy as I share it with my cheap ass brother and his dim-witted son

San jose guy in all seriousness what is wrong with you?

I knew a stripper who had a lollipop in her mouth every time she went for a dance. I asked what was up with that she said it was a deterrent from having guys tried to kiss her on the lips

Founder you’re certainly a tolerant individual

I'm appalled that the city would remove anything that hides the blight of Gary IN

Roshzxz I see you're from Ireland where are the rules and restrictions may differ some. Boobs are slang for breast except if they belong to strippers. Most stripper's boobs are generally home sitting on the couch playing video games and getting high while she's out supporting him