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6 years ago
Rumor is she fucked Bill Clinton while in office, so she's apparently into dirty old men. A lot of you guys might stand a chance.
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6 years ago
I had a stripper suck on my tits last weekend. I started laughing because all I could think is how harry my nipples are, and it seems way less sexy than me sucking on hers.
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6 years ago
I make it hail with a handful of quarters....does not typically go over well
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6 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Call the name mom on the phone, tell her how u know her and she'll get you in touch with her. DO NOT call the number under Daddy, that dials Juice.
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6 years ago
I think most of the info provided isn't needed but some of the vets freak out if you dont say $20 lapdances on the 900th review of the club. What most of us want to know is how much can I get away with for x dollars.
I also love the comments where reviews are corrected on the stupid stuff, um the TV is on the west wall and it's a 65 inch not a 60 inch. Have u even been to this club?
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6 years ago
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GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
There was that Indian guy in the 40 year old virgin that told the black guy to go fuck a goat, and he was like, why ya always tell me to fuck a goat man?
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6 years ago
I think some of the funniest videos on the internet are of protesters standing in the street getting hit by a car at 40mph, and everyone watching is like wtf. Some morons don't get that if you are standing in the road getting run over is a possibility.
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6 years ago
Better than hillary
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6 years ago
I'm a fan of Polekatz, contact is pretty good, the Champaign rooms are super expensive, but if you just want some lap dances, they are $30 full nude, but you'll have some other dudes sitting near you. If you get seated upstairs the lap dance room is a little more private, however you need to ask upstairs before you go in if the girl goes full nude. if you don't ask, it's still $30 upstairs and some won't drop their bottoms.
Also if you sit upstairs you might not get approached, but if you tell a waitress, or a host a dancer you like, they'll get them upstairs for you.
I've never been in Friday afternoon, but Friday night's the place is pretty packed with guys and dancers. it's the best place for my money in this area.
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6 years ago
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CJKent (Banned)“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
Being white in the US, or being white everywhere? I'm thinking being a white dude in a country that murders or kidnaps white people isn't necessarily better. But being White in the US has few negatives associated with it.
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6 years ago
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GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Clearly all the vets only consider OTC sex, I'm wondering more about the newer people that start bragging about free OTC, my first thought is good for them, but my next thought is, wait, are they just calling it OTC when it's just dinner, or just being near them outside the club, on a paid date with no happy ending? Maybe everyone's scoring left and right and I'm the cynical asshole for questioning it.
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6 years ago
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GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
I usually tell them no thanks, just found this response gave me less pushback. I'll probably try it again next time and see if I have equally as good of luck. I'll have to keep a name in the hopper incase I get pressed.
Not totally related but I had a girl grab my and and try pulling me out of my chair one night a few months back after I said no thanks, she kept on and on, come on, I promise you'll have a good time. Even if she was gorgeous I probably would have said no just to protest that behavior. Well...maybe if she was gorgeous the lieutenant would have made the final decision.
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6 years ago
I'm a master debator
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6 years ago
I'd bet you'd be ok watching this legal ad 20 times a day.
https://youtu.be/ESJINXeBjhc
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6 years ago
Ever see those boy shorts underwear some girls wear...sploosh!
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6 years ago
No playing with the kitty when ther string is there. Not a fan, but I just focus on upstairs when it happens.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
i'm about ready to buy a plane ticket to florida to pummel your pussy ass you dickless fuck. any place any time would end in you with a broken faw you old mother fucker. I'd even consider going gay just to fuck you in the ass in front of your family. I'd fucking own you faggot! fucking own you! And enjoy the next 6 years of Trump you transvestite cum guzzler. keep that gun on you fucktard
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
You're a fucking faggot 25. If i ever met you i would beat your old fucking ass to a pulp.
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6 years ago
We just assume if you are a liberal, you're more likely to be gay and suck cocks than a Republican. Most gays are liberal, and 50ish % of women are liberal, thus cock sucking is likely. Also 25, u like sucking cocks, so that adds to the cock sucking comments. Hope u get ass cancer u fucking douch.
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6 years ago
Honestly I hope the Russians did help Trump win, I hope they help every Republican win for the next 100 years to keep the whinny little faggot douchebag hippy liberals out of office until they all die off.
Oh no, McCaine who is old as fuck and a brain cancer retard, that no Republican wants in our party, said trumps an ahole, oh God, what will we do?
Suck my cock liberals, we'll keep winning, you keep crying yourself to sleep. Russia helping trump was the most patriotic thing a communist has ever done for this country, and we had 8 years of a communist fuck right before Trump took over.
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6 years ago
Titus23 said he'd meet her in Des Moines, and that was the last we heard from either of them. I'm 100% convinced that Titus is a serial killer wannabe, so I'm guessing shes dead or tied up in his basement rubbing lotion on her skin while he tucks his micropenis between his legs.
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6 years ago
I know 3 twin peaks waitresses that also strip, one of them invited me to spend $$ on her at the club.
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6 years ago
I'm usually all cash and found if I don't have a few hundred on me I'm not likely to run to the bank on the fly, or the atm is where I'm second guessing my decisions. However I found on a few drunken nights I charged stuff to the credit card, which the next day I wasn't happy about. Once I'm in the club, I apparently struggle to leave.
I decided i would pay all that off before i go back, and so far I've stuck to that. One more payday next friday and the cards are back to zero and the bank account has enough for a fun weekend.
I had to return a few "it's so boring" type texts with a "sorry, I cant tonight" reply. Not fun, but neither is debt.
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6 years ago
Reminds me of a song by that band Faith+1. "I'm going to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I want to feel his salvation all over my face"
Or the other song "I need you in my life, Jesus. I can't live without you, Jesus. And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus"
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6 years ago
I just always end up with snail trails all over my pants.