Discussions by Itsmytime (page 11)

In the past I never made an appointment for a haircut. I'd just go to the barbershop and my barber would fit me into his schedule. I never waited too long and always enjoyed...

There I was in the bathroom doing my regular check for testicular cancer when all of a sudden I noticed a white pubic hair on my nut sack. I looked closer and was...

I played whale today with the best looking dancer in the club. She was on stage when I arrived. I tipped her well and she stopped by my booth. I bought...

Last night I got high mileage private dances with a mediocre looking brunette (she was the best available option in the club). We started with mutual touching and soon junior made an appearance for the...

Have to stay out-of-town this weekend while on business. It's early Saturday morning, the club is about to close. A 19 year-old blonde spinner with perky tits and a bubbly personality says...

A 23-year old worker at a popular brothel in Singapore’s Geylang District has been killed in a bizarre accident early last Thursday morning that has left the city-state stunned. According to reports by local...

After a great OTC session where she used a banana as a dildo, she was really hungry. I suggested eating the banana. She took it and peeled starting from the end, not...

In my last post, some questioned how I can enjoy thrill of the pursuit in a strip club. The thrill is in finding the right girl that meets my standards of beauty and...

At the club yesterday and met a young, blonde, petite spinner with a friendly personality, cute face, perky tits, firm ass, and, come to find out, meaty pussy. After some discussion over drinks, we went...

I'm at the club the other late afternoon. A fairly attractive mid-20s dancer asks to sit by me and I agree. First she starts talking about the discipline problems her daughter is...

Just got from a business trip to China. My neighbor said he recently met a person visiting from China and asked if I happened to meet him while I was in China. I...

Bought a new car over the holiday weekend. Tried to get 'TUSCL' on the license plate but it was rejected. Other suggestions for a cool 'TUSCL' related plate?...

I'm in VIP and the dancer is facing the curtain while grinding away. I'm wearing flip-flops. She notices my toes curl, quickly stands up and says, "you're not going to get any of...

Yesterday at church, the preacher suggested that before every decision, I should ask myself, 'what would Jesus do?'. So, at the club, would Jesus settle for regular lap dances or would he want...

Saw the video at the link below and realized I've never seen a handicapped dancer. I suppose it depends on the type of handicap and its severity, but if the girl was otherwise...

Parked the car (no valet) at the club today and started walking to the front door. Then I see a cop cruiser parked next to the front door, with the club manager standing...

At a club today, I was approached by an older somewhat attractive blonde with x-large man-mades. Instead of the traditional 'Wanna dance...' approach, the first thing out of her mouth was 'Wanna blow-job?'....

It's a busy time of year and I to work late last night and didn't get home until around 2 am. To thank me, me boss told me to take off today. Knowing...

Rare footage... The listerine mouthwash prep, the vacuum pump, the spitting...it's there in all glory. http://m.xhamster.com/movies/5626098/asian_grandpa_and_hooker.html...

It's happened to me twice now in a private dance, so I asked why. The dancer said that she licks a PL's fingers to make sure the fingers are clean and the nails...

Recently at Heavenly Bodies in Chicago I had a dance with a Blasian, half black / half Asian. The girl was very exotic and sensual. Got me thinking about mixes that I...

Two old men from the retirement home took a newly arrived resident with them to a nearby diner / pie shop for lunch. After lunch, the cute waitress asked if they wanted pie...

I recently was out of town and rented a car. They gave me two key fobs attached together along with a id tag on an unremovable chain. I visited a club with...

Today is Pearl Harbor day, so my dancer will be Asian. And, it's Hanukkah this week, so I'll find a Jewish dancer as well. For Presidents' Day I'll find a Lewinski lookalike....

I've never tried this in the VIP, but I suppose someone out there has done it. For us virgins, here are the instructions... http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/essential-guides/beginners-guide-to-fisting.html...

Went to have my teeth cleaned today. The hygienist was a cute little thing that just finished school. As she was cleaning my teeth, there was too much saliva. She went...

A recent post about lies that dancers tell got me thinking about lies I tell dancers. I once told a dancer that I was well endowed. She challenged me to prove...

During lap dances, I've has girls that smelled like alcohol, like cigarettes, like joints, like various perfumes, etc. Recently I got a lapper and the girl smelled like, well, a girl. Yeah,...