Itsmytime

I’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more

Discussions by Itsmytime (page 11)

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  7 years ago
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  OT: Barbershop / Obituary

  In the past I never made an appointment for a haircut. I'd just go to the barbershop and my barber would fit me into his schedule. I never waited too long and always enjoyed...
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  Dominic77
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  7 years ago
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  Turning gray

  There I was in the bathroom doing my regular check for testicular cancer when all of a sudden I noticed a white pubic hair on my nut sack. I looked closer and was...
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  Dominic77
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  7 years ago
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  Mixed emotions

  I played whale today with the best looking dancer in the club. She was on stage when I arrived. I tipped her well and she stopped by my booth. I bought...
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  7 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
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  8 years ago
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  She's the DIY type

  Last night I got high mileage private dances with a mediocre looking brunette (she was the best available option in the club). We started with mutual touching and soon junior made an appearance for the...
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  8 years ago

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  shailynn
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  8 years ago
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  What to do?

  Have to stay out-of-town this weekend while on business. It's early Saturday morning, the club is about to close. A 19 year-old blonde spinner with perky tits and a bubbly personality says...
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  rl27
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  8 years ago
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  Retrograde vs Hyperspermia

  A 23-year old worker at a popular brothel in Singapore’s Geylang District has been killed in a bizarre accident early last Thursday morning that has left the city-state stunned. According to reports by local...
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  shadowcat
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  8 years ago
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  All these years I've been doing it wrong

  After a great OTC session where she used a banana as a dildo, she was really hungry. I suggested eating the banana. She took it and peeled starting from the end, not...
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  Mainster
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  8 years ago
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  Thrill of the pursuit

  In my last post, some questioned how I can enjoy thrill of the pursuit in a strip club. The thrill is in finding the right girl that meets my standards of beauty and...
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  Subraman
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  8 years ago
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  Biggest fish in the lake

  At the club yesterday and met a young, blonde, petite spinner with a friendly personality, cute face, perky tits, firm ass, and, come to find out, meaty pussy. After some discussion over drinks, we went...
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  8 years ago

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  grand1511
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  8 years ago
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  Stupid is as stupid says

  I'm at the club the other late afternoon. A fairly attractive mid-20s dancer asks to sit by me and I agree. First she starts talking about the discipline problems her daughter is...
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  billyba
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  8 years ago
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  Stereotypes

  Just got from a business trip to China. My neighbor said he recently met a person visiting from China and asked if I happened to meet him while I was in China. I...
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  shailynn
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  8 years ago
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  License Plate

  Bought a new car over the holiday weekend. Tried to get 'TUSCL' on the license plate but it was rejected. Other suggestions for a cool 'TUSCL' related plate?...
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  8 years ago

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  whodey
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  8 years ago
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  Toe Curl

  I'm in VIP and the dancer is facing the curtain while grinding away. I'm wearing flip-flops. She notices my toes curl, quickly stands up and says, "you're not going to get any of...
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  8 years ago

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  crazyjoe
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  9 years ago
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  What would Jesus do

  Yesterday at church, the preacher suggested that before every decision, I should ask myself, 'what would Jesus do?'. So, at the club, would Jesus settle for regular lap dances or would he want...
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  vincemichaels
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  9 years ago
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  How bad is it?

  Saw the video at the link below and realized I've never seen a handicapped dancer. I suppose it depends on the type of handicap and its severity, but if the girl was otherwise...
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  dallas702
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  9 years ago
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  Parking Lot

  Parked the car (no valet) at the club today and started walking to the front door. Then I see a cop cruiser parked next to the front door, with the club manager standing...
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  gammanu95
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  9 years ago
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  Wanna ???

  At a club today, I was approached by an older somewhat attractive blonde with x-large man-mades. Instead of the traditional 'Wanna dance...' approach, the first thing out of her mouth was 'Wanna blow-job?'....
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  9 years ago

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  larryfisherman
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  9 years ago
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  Dilemma

  It's a busy time of year and I to work late last night and didn't get home until around 2 am. To thank me, me boss told me to take off today. Knowing...
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  rh48hr
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  9 years ago
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  Clubber in the "VIP" with his Asian

  Rare footage... The listerine mouthwash prep, the vacuum pump, the spitting...it's there in all glory. http://m.xhamster.com/movies/5626098/asian_grandpa_and_hooker.html...
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  9 years ago

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  bang69
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  9 years ago
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  Finger Lickin' Good

  It's happened to me twice now in a private dance, so I asked why. The dancer said that she licks a PL's fingers to make sure the fingers are clean and the nails...
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  9 years ago

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  Clubber
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  9 years ago
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  Mixes

  Recently at Heavenly Bodies in Chicago I had a dance with a Blasian, half black / half Asian. The girl was very exotic and sensual. Got me thinking about mixes that I...
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  san_jose_guy
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  9 years ago
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  Raisin Pie

  Two old men from the retirement home took a newly arrived resident with them to a nearby diner / pie shop for lunch. After lunch, the cute waitress asked if they wanted pie...
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  crazyjoe
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  9 years ago
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  Keys

  I recently was out of town and rented a car. They gave me two key fobs attached together along with a id tag on an unremovable chain. I visited a club with...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  9 years ago
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  Matching a holiday

  Today is Pearl Harbor day, so my dancer will be Asian. And, it's Hanukkah this week, so I'll find a Jewish dancer as well. For Presidents' Day I'll find a Lewinski lookalike....
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  jackslash
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  9 years ago
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  This would be a fi(r)st

  I've never tried this in the VIP, but I suppose someone out there has done it. For us virgins, here are the instructions... http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/essential-guides/beginners-guide-to-fisting.html...
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  9 years ago

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  4got2wipe
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  9 years ago
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  Did you swallow?

  Went to have my teeth cleaned today. The hygienist was a cute little thing that just finished school. As she was cleaning my teeth, there was too much saliva. She went...
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  PhantomGeek
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  9 years ago
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  PL Lies

  A recent post about lies that dancers tell got me thinking about lies I tell dancers. I once told a dancer that I was well endowed. She challenged me to prove...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  9 years ago
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  Smells

  During lap dances, I've has girls that smelled like alcohol, like cigarettes, like joints, like various perfumes, etc. Recently I got a lapper and the girl smelled like, well, a girl. Yeah,...
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  shadowcat