Mixed emotions

The thing about it is each customer is going to experience the club from their own point of view. One of those four guys might have just walked in and had no idea you were ever there. Maybe four of those four guys just walked in. Your two hours of joy might not have any impact on their experience. Sounds like you had a good time. It's best to just enjoy that when it happens and not get caught up wondering about somebody else's visit.

-->" I bought her a drink and then we had lunch together. After almost 90 minutes"

Friendly reminder, SJG style: drinks and food -- best deal in the club. $20 for talking, flirting, under-the-table groping, for 90 minutes. Hell, at the low-touch clubs I go to, I get MORE contact under-the-table than I would in a $20 lapdance; far more.

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@subra - would you say that in this case, buying dances is a chumps game and that it's best to treat her like any other girl by wooing her in the front room with lunch and under the table handies?

Also, have any links on tarot card reading and architecture while you're at it?

I learned long ago, you can't fault dancers for giving guys what they want. If it were to be that way, we would not have strip clubs.

And you can't go there looking for women to give you some sort of affirmation. You have to walk in there thinking about what you can do for the women, in terms of good attitude, flattery, making them feel good, and handing them money.

But if you want more than that, you need to be seeing the girl outside, and so you should let her know that you want that.

SJG

Canned Heat, 1970, awesome video youtube.com

Under the table DATY sounds like a better use of time than under the table handies, though. Of course, you have to make sure that it's a girl you would want to wake up next to and not just DATY any dancer under the table who happens to walk up wanting front room GFE.

a2: Announcing the TUSCL Challenge of the Week

Order you and your stripper lunch. While she's eating, get your finger into her asshole, to the second knuckle. Pull it out, grab your sandwich, and calmly take another bite of your chicken club.

Shes a stripper and shes there to make money.

Especially if you want to see the girl outside, having lunch with her can be nice. At the Sunnyvale Brass Rail, sometimes girls will buy their own lunch and then come and ask if they can sit with you and eat. It is a nice gesture. And again, if you've got your eye on the girl for an outside relationship, that is an ideal opening.

SJG

If I see a ton of guys tipping one girl I usually just let her be. In not into competeting over strippers. You can have her. In that 90 minutes you were with one girl, I had all the other strippers there.

Best to pick your girl, the one you'd like to be waking up in the mornings with, and then you lead it and make it happen. Really not that difficult.

SJG

@ppwh - perfect impression, just like he'd say.

@Subra - this just might be the most reasonable weekly challenge I've seen.

Strip clubs are bizarro world, they are not suppossed to make sense, they are meant for you to bust-a-nut

Strippers are basically a timeshare :)

Sounds like fun to me. But we are missing Dougster's snide comments about being proud just for fucking an expensive whore.

Why are there seeds coming out of your posterity?

You should see a medical professional about that.

If she does DFK, those four guys will get to taste the seeds of your posterity as well.

-->"Why are there seeds coming out of your posterity? "

A scat scene at the club takes things to a whole new level. This girl is a keeper!

Yeah bro, I think you may be overdoing it on the fiber in your diet