How bad is it?

11 comments

• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  Q: What do you say to a stripper with no arms and no legs?
  A: "Nice tits"
  
  Q: What do you call a stripper with one leg?
  A: Eileen
  
  Q: What do you call a Japanese stripper with one leg?
  A: Irene
  
  Q: What is a one-legged stripper's favorite restaurant?
  A: IHOP
  
  Q: What do you call a stripper with no legs?
  A: It doesn't matter what you call her. She won't come anyway.
  
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Lmfao
• Phoenix133

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  8 years ago

  I feel if the place even hired them they would mostly end up getting pitty tipped at least depending on how severe the handicap :( But I bet someone out their is a handicapped stripper and rocking it :)
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  The only handicapped stripper I've ever seen was blind.
  
  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6FX7KV5JV6…
  
• lopaw

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  8 years ago

  I got to know a deaf dancer a while back. She had a bangin' bod and a decent face. She used sign language and read lips (she read all four of mine!). She sensed the rhythm and bass of the music on stage thru the wooden stage floor to help keep the beat. Did a pretty decent stage show, actually. Sadly she had a rather tragic past and eventually moved back to her native Florida and started doing deaf porn. Yeah, I know.....deaf porn really does exist.
• whodey

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  8 years ago

  Does mentally handicapped count?
• gawker

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  8 years ago

  I know quite a few who are morally and cognitively impaired.
• lopaw

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  8 years ago

  Lol gawker - in that case I think that they are ALL entitled to using the handicapped parking spots!
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  I did do a VIP a couple of years ago with a stripper that had one leg in a cast. It was not my first time with her. I'm sure there are probably a few guys on here that know of whom I talk. :)
• seaboardrr

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  8 years ago

  Deaf porn? I have to say even my depraved mind is in awe AND shock that there was a porn subset I haven't seen or heard of. Deaf porn. I would've never thought of that.
• dallas702

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  8 years ago

  I fucked a dancer/porn star several years ago when I was in Miami. Had to text her, while sitting with her in the club, to set up OTC, but - in the club - I thought it was too loud for her to hear me. Turned out she was having trouble reading my lips due to the strobe lights. It was kind of funny (at least to me) sitting with her in my lap and me fumbling with a flip phone to send texts and her responding with one hand typing on her Iphone and one hand on my hard on.
  
  When we met up at my hotel, she carefully explained (in a slightly nasal voice) the she was deaf from birth but could read lips well. The chick was very hot, very flexible, and a lot of fun. The only strange part was a tat that covered her entire mons (including down both sides of her nether lips) with a "rainbow/dragon" piece of glaringly bright body art.
  
  She offered to meet me the next time I visited Miami and bring along her girlfriend/roommate - but that's another story.