There I was in the bathroom doing my regular check for testicular cancer when all of a sudden I noticed a white pubic hair on my nut sack. I looked closer and was surprised to find a few more.
I shave my beard every day so I don't know about facial hair, but I have no gray hair on my head or chest. What's up with that? Anybody care if their age is showing down there? Anybody dye their pubes to keep looking younger? No, listermint doesn't count.


Ya gotta shave the pubes too if you want to look younger and bigger. :)