Both men and women have hormones to deal with. Unfortunately, the burdens of managing hormones fall unequally on the two genders. From the onset of puberty until old ripe age, men live under…
Both men and women have hormones to deal with. Unfortunately, the burdens of managing hormones fall unequally on the two genders. From the onset of puberty until old ripe age, men live under…
I’m getting old.
This is nothing to be ashamed of. In a way, I’m proud of my age. It shows that I was smart enough to avoid snuffing out my life prematurely as a…
Life and humor both involve timing. Comedians always say humor requires good timing. But in real life, I think humor requires bad timing ... the more atrocious, the better.
When my stepson (now all grown…
Women are notoriously difficult to understand. The problem is only exacerbated when your woman doesn’t speak your language very well or, as in our case, barely speaks it at all.
In the early…
Most of us spend a lot of time, energy and money trying to get sticky with the most beautiful women we can find. But are extraordinarily beautiful women actually better, more satisfying sex partners than…
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, but buying candy based on the wrapper is one that I have avoided. Yes, I’ve had canoodled and even had brief relationships with lots of drop…
When you first enter it’s so dark inside the club you can barely see your hand in front of your face much less your boner;
The floor is sticky and the whole place reeks…
I have plenty of experience navigating the dangerous rip currents, eddies and whirlpools found in the turbulent waters of strip clubs. I know how to spot danger and have learned to stay away from it.…