Comments by beguiled (page 14)

That made my day.

Play blackjack hoping to earn enough money for a HJ in a non-extras club.

Are there any other bitter ways to identify a ROB?

Hey, good point. I'm just venting on a recent experience and thought the thread could get entertaining. I only post here when I'm hammered drunk and frustrated with a CF.

Getting tired of masterbating is why we leave the house and throw our 401k at 20-something bimbos.

Tear 'em a new one, John. You've been missing out. It's only gay if your balls touch other balls.

I believed the "big dick" and "I don't do this with other customers" until this thread... Thanks fuckers!

Depends™ lol

Weird, strap-on goth girl just asked me for one a few days ago. Did I oblige? I'll never tell. ;)

Um, blush... I have a goth girl that wants to take my ass cherry. I have to pay big bucks. I'd let lopaw do it for a dollar any day. PM me a pic of your tits, lol.

Heidi, just go with the flow. A man needs to get his dick sucked once in a while. If you're not doing it right, let him get what he needs so he doesn't have to dump your ass.

Oh, I forgot "It Won't Suck Itself".

*correction, not "tendon", but "suspensory ligament".

My x-CF on our last dance grabbed my boner and pulled down to pop my tendon. Several months later, while I was at the tip rail spending on another girl, she came up behind me rattled my head and tried to take the fist full of cash from my hand. Gawd, I love that mean bitch. Too bad she's off the payroll.

ah hell, that's a good day. live man, live.

Making out with strippers? ewe! I just came in that 8 minutes ago.

Never look a gift whores in the mouth.

That's what everyone looks like when they get caught!

I used to buy them a $20 soda everytime I was asked. It was a way to tip the house and the host. I'm now burned out on them taking two sips and moving on to another customer. That's a ROB, but it only cost $20 to find out.

I haven't done business with the queen bee in 8 months. She still makes it hell for me and her coworkers. Some girls aren't allowed and the others no longer work there when I come back. It's always such a drama, sitting on stage, pouting, playing hate songs, attempts to humilate me. There never would have been a glitch if she wasn't such a bitch. It was my loss, now it's hers.

Thars a new batch of honnies on the horizon. Old bitchy strippers can step aside.

No hair = No crabs

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Tattoos, piercings, crazy hair, and a Home Detention Monitor on her leg.

Don't leave your condom laying around, she has a turkey baster in the bathroom.