Comments by beguiled (page 15)

"I was nuts over one once" - nice one, mikey!

Doing it on camera just makes it hotter.

Fuck this 9, she's not a CF. I'd spend all my money on the ugly ones before she comes back around. This is the only thing that might get her attention, and who gives a damn if it doesn't.

Two girls, one dog, if that was confusing....

I should hit the club today and buy a hot dog eating contest in VIP.

My dayshift ho looks like a 10 now, thanks!

Requesting a booty pic :) ~dollars~

Mine is pissed off too, so, I just saved $300 by doing it myself while she's at work playing Candy Crush on her crappy iphone 4. LOL Winning.

Her fault for not swallowing.

I'd give away my last $100 bill for a BBBJCIMWS.

Great fantasy. Disastrous reality. Do not attempt.

I heart poledancer83! ~dollars~

Had an 18 year old stripper ask me "what's your sign". She started reading my horoscope from her new fangled iphone thingy. I was thinking "that shit got old in the 1970's". Rolling my eyes waiting for it to be over with, yawn.

This thread is worthless without pics, lol.

Rub my weiner, don't stop, you will win.

Rusty Trombone, prostate massage, or have her bring a girlfriend.

I heard my first stripper fart this year. She was contorting on stage and I didn't let her know that I heard it.

Your dick is going to fall off! lol

I like stipper jealousy. It makes my dream stripper try harder. Other girls in the same club know better than to approach me for fear of the queen wrath. Stripper polics knock my socks off, hard.

The more money I spend, the bigger I hear my dick is. Whatever babe, get back to work.

My stripper says that she only lets ME do that, so it's ok.

I almost LOL'd and had to explain why to my wife.