As i was driving into the factory tonight a question from the radio asked " what would a extra $250 a month do for you" then the commercial goes on to list ideas such as " car payment, home repair, saving, and so on" all i could think about was just a extra night out at the strip club.
What about you guys ?
Depends on whether it was pre or post tax. Anyone who deals with strippers is going to come to want under the table money. They will start wanting to be getting their money in ways similar to how strippers get it. In short, they will be corrupted and turned into outlaws.
SJG
It wouldn't do much. It would probably be good for a new perfume or sunglasses. Maybe a Tiffany's charm.
I guess I could see it going towards my cable + a smaller bill. So $250 could at least pay my U-verse & a utility bill.
Gee, the possibilities are endless with that kind of dough
$250 spent:
SJG - analyzes why he's getting $250 and whines about taxes and forgets to answer the original damn question.
Shailynn - spends it on toys hoping to receive gratification from child's mom who happens to be a stripper.
Juice - spends it all at 711 on four lokos, burritos and scratch off lottery tickets.
Who had the most fun?
My point was that that kind of under the table money is what you want for handing to strippers.
So this is what I would do with it.
Sorry for my omission.
SJG
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Omg lmfao smdh !!!!!
I could buy the jestie-girl's entire family for that price!
One more night at the strip club...
Buy a new white three piece suit?
Or maybe I could be a 1/4 of the way to fucking the ds.
^^^ lol! Best answer.
1/4? I think you mean 1/8 lol!!!!!
It would help pay off my fucking student loans.
$250 off the top is party money for me. One more trip a month to the club I suppose.
$125 to a worthy charity and $125 to a worthy stripper for lap dances.
But you guys, are you already so corrupted? Income is subject to taxation.
SJG
help me pay my house off faster
If that is the interest portion of a mortgage, then it is tax deductible.
But guys who patronize Strip Clubs and AMPs seem to sooner or later decide that if the girls avoid tax, then they should be able to as well. So they seek under the table money. Often this means getting involved in vice, paid for by cash. So sometimes it is drugs, and sometimes they become one or another form of pimp.
As I saw, most of the men involved in RedBook AAMPs had originally gotten into the inner circle by having been a customer and then getting more personal with their girl, and then just getting more and more involved with the logistics of the business.
Is that how you guys would get your $250, by getting involved in the sorts of things that strippers do?
SJG
Yes, SJG, the OP was obviously talking about selling drugs to get extra cash.
I could invest an extra 3k in the stock market after a year if I ignored taxes. it wouldn't change anything else for me unless I wanted to spend it and upgrade all my old tech.
Well I don't think the radio broadcast was intended that way. But when you are talking on this kind of forum, where the most common use of money is to hand it to women who don't report it, a guy is always going to be thinking about getting under the table money for himself. It tends to go into the same arena as the strippers.
Am I wrong? Cash transactions with no records?
SJG
It was a radio commercial on WDRUG.
Everything is supposed to be taxable, like game show and contest winnings, and even the proceeds from illegal activities are taxable.
Was the radio show talking about pre or post tax money. I believe most of the posters were thinking post tax. Or they've just become so corrupted that they don't even think about income tax. If so, then maybe they are getting under the table income, just like how strippers do?
Personally I think we should shift from income tax to higher property taxes. Income tax is very hard to enforce. Property tax is the easiest to enforce.
SJG
^^^^ yeah because I know a lot of strippers out there that are pulling down $100K a year that own houses.
Dude, this was a simple topic Juice brought up, "what would you do with an extra $250?" You've had about 15 posts talking about taxes - nobody cares about that shit.
1310AM was the station it was a commercial during a sports talk show lol
SJG ok ok BUSTED !!!! Lol
It would almost pay for another club visit.
^^^lol Nice try nuts. The rest of us were thinking about a bonus or a raise or online casino or fantasy football winnings. But SJG sniffed you out.
I disagree. When I hear something about money, how it effects taxes is the first thing I think of.
I know a stripper how owned a house and got into monumental trouble with the IRS. You can't hide a house or its payments. Her troubles went on for years, until she pretty much destroyed everything with a meth habit. She lost her husband, house and finances, and her daughter. This last one really destroyed her. She burned her bridges with local dancers and club managers too.
A very nice and honest stripper talked with me for hours, wanting to know how to stay out of trouble with the IRS. She wasn't being tricky, she was trying to be honest. She just hadn't thought about such things before. She talked about depositing money in the bank, and she asked if it should be the same amount every week. She kept asking how people get into IRS trouble.
So I explained that it is when your lifestyle and your documented cash flows exceed your reported income. She accepted this. I explained that what they want is to know that you are telling them the truth. And so as far as depositing money in the bank, that does not prove anything. And they will know that for her job, she gets different amounts of money each week.
So she was asking about having the club management document her income. I told her that that does not prove anything either, and the club management doesn't really know. And then, most people who get cash income do not want there to be any records.
So it ended up with me looking up the filing and reporting thresholds for state and federal for various marital statuses. Then she asked me if I would do her taxes.
At that time I was married, and besides I am not qualified to do that. So I declined.
Shailynn, you hear about money and don't think about taxes? Is this because you have learned to live like a stripper and your money is all under the table?
SJG
"bonus or a raise or online casino or fantasy football winnings."
These are all taxable events.
mikeya02, have you also learned to live like a stripper, getting you money under the table so you don't even think about taxes?
SJG
SJG, I think everyone assumed the $250 extra was after taxes. I don't think anyone was looking at this as under the table movie.
Don't sweat worrying about the tax stuff. Focus on the thought of being covered in pussy juice.
*money, not movie
I believe everyone thought post tax. But I don't think the radio DJ really was presenting it as though it would be.
But in any event, being able to get soaked in pussy juice would almost depend on some way of financing it under the table. Otherwise the pretax cost, especially for someone who could afford that regularly, would just be too high.
When I think about things, I am very practical.
SJG
How the hell did you turn an extra $250 a month into living like a stripper? WTF are you talking about?
In ten years of successful investing, I could tell strippers I turned an extra 250 a month into 100,000. They would think I was rich unless they asked why I was drinking the beer special or only tipping one dollar. Maybe it would be just 60,000 If Hillary got elected and democrats took over congress , might as well spend it, otherwise they would tax all savings at 1 % a trade. after 20 trades, that 60k of Ten year savings would only be 48k after just one year. do that again for a year without making a killing and I would only have about 38k, Hillary would be happy that no one but warren buffet can make money buying stocks.
Wait! You mean that my strip club expenditures aren't tax deductible?
Damn that lying, ex-stripper-turned-CPA Bambi who does my taxes!
250$ is nothing!! It won't cover even half of my rent or groceries. And I rent just a room in middle-class neighborhood. Don't eat that much food either, lol.
Although my bills are pretty low. So this amount will pay for utilities and phone bills+subway monthly pass. Meh.
ATACdawg so you know Bambi from Lust as well.....damn that bitch is banging
Play blackjack hoping to earn enough money for a HJ in a non-extras club.
An extra $250 per month could really help pay that car off faster. After that, I'd probably bank it each month, then put that towards an annual vacation -- someplace, anyplace.
Lol....if i took $250 to Lady Godivas i could by 10 HJ or 5 BJ
to ATAC I would have had Bambi do my taxes too but I hate sloppy seconds even more than problems with the IRS
Speaking of $250'''' i might just order a ho tonight
Spend $175 getting the full coarse for this sweet little thing I know, $25 for a tasty dinner, and put the $50 in savings, because you gotta grow the nest egg.
Shame on those of you who suggested spending this money on a DS. How frivolous! I would add the 250 to my wife's monthly alimony check in recognition of how good, loyal, hard working, and wonderful she was to me throughout our marriage.
Wow, JS! That is such an honorable, noble sentiment. Would you be available to do my taxes now that I have fired that duplicitous harlot Bambi? ;-)
^^^ lol
An extra 150 a month in my 401k the rest for spending money
Gee, could John really be serious?
Read my slutification post and you'll see where my money is going. It's not to my own personal ice queen.
Funny you said ice queen JS69 because my ATF or what you call DS called herself that and when we started hooking up OTC she told me i was melting her cold heart
Just read your sluttification post, John. I think my question has to be: You do sleep sometimes, don't you?
mikeya02 wrote, "How the hell did you turn an extra $250 a month into living like a stripper?"
Most people, they hear about money and they want to know if it is before or after taxation. But with a stripper, she won't even be thinking about taxes.
But likewise there are some guys who have learned to live like strippers. They get their money in some sort of under the table manner.
SJG
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Wouldn't make a difference to me but it sure would make a stripper's child(ren) happy because they'd get an extra trip to Toys R Us.