Comments by beguiled (page 13)

That's nice PD, now get in my lap.

With the way the original post is typed, I wonder who did her Moving and Packing?

A bikini barista just asked me if I have mommy issues.

2 minutes and 14 hours.

Do you pack fudge?

Great post PD. I always wonder what is said on the other side of the dressing room door.

You're going to fall in love and your dick will fall off.

No, you should fuck the daughter instead.

Be sure to dunk them into Listermint when you're done. That shit cures everything.

I eat stripper ass like I'm the Human Centipede!

Fuck her in the mouth!

I don't always drink a beer at a strip club (seattle) but when I do, it's a near beer.

I figure that I save $300 every time I do it myself. Winning...

show us your tits!

Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf! Ma! The meatloaf! Fuck!!

"Oh man, the things I would eat out of her ass... you have no idea!"

I heard that if you dunk your junk into Listermint, it would prevent STDs/STIs. I think it would cure smelly balls too?

I got a free boner today, thank you ladies!

Fuck her in the mouth. That'll shut her up.

George "the animal" steele, Iron Sheik.

@ Clackport. Is this the same Tyson? http://tinypic.com/r/1scy7n/9 She's the only one that gave me a boner while still on stage. She got in trouble for taking off her panties in the lapdance area with me. If I was thinking straight, I should have gotten her number for OTC.

Cannabis Indica

Tranny Alert! I'd still do it though, I've been FORTY-FOUR days without a stripper.

I've gone 33 days without strippers now. I drunk sexted a bikini barista last night and she didn't reply. When I sober up, I think I'll hit up an asian massage parlor and get myself right again.