Ass

Being high makes me want to fuck all of them in the ass. That's a plus.

Can't wait til that oak tree gets in your way.

Tear 'em a new one, John. You've been missing out. It's only gay if your balls touch other balls.

Never hurts to try it. If you like it, go for more. If not, then you can just check it off your list.

If you want to try a sort of warm-up, you can try Indian (if I remember right, that's what it's called). Basically, it's sort of like titty-fucking, only with a woman's ass cheeks.

"Tear 'em a new one, John. You've been missing out. It's only gay if your balls touch other balls."

Brilliant! ;)

Seriously though, you should also consider asking her to give you a rimjob! I've caught some shit from folks talking about them being gay, but you should trust me when I say having a woman lick your asshole is definitely not gay! It is definitely brilliant! :)

I'd make a "remember2wipe" joke about prepping for the rimjob, but I'm sure you know that! I'd recommend getting nice and clean with a shower beforehand! Preferably with a hot 19-year old!

And if you follow it up with anal make sure you use sufficient lube!

First off, who's DS? And no, it's not gay unless it's with another man. And you will be surprised how many girls ACTUALLY like it, if done right. Warm them up to it though, start with one finger and slowly work your win in and loosen it up a bit - THEN - go in for the kill !!

Why pay some stripper to fuck her in the ass when you can get a faggot to let you do it for free? He might even pay you!

Lover23, DS is in the glossary. Or just search dream stripper in the site if you want the details of who she is.

I think shadow cat and 23 have decided it for now. I do not want to stick a finger up anyone's asshole. That's why I didn't become a doctor. And I don't want to do what gay men do.

So that decides it. No ass fucking. At least until the next time I get high.

If I take her back? Come on JS69, you are not fooling anybody. You're going to get butterflies when you see DS again.

Anal is not gay unless someone is sticking it in your butt. A girl giving a guy a rimjob? WTF!

"Anal is not gay unless someone is sticking it in your butt."

Personally, I've never tried anything up my butthole, but it's not gay unless it involves another guy! Not that there's anything wrong with that! ;)

"A girl giving a guy a rimjob? WTF!"

I'm absolutely serious when I suggest this! Rimjobs feel brilliant! I've never received one from an escort or stripper* but I've had girlfriends do them! They feel incredible!

* I've been a failure with strippers thus far (only tried on my NOLA vacation) but I think I'm going to do an Atlanta vacation soon so I can try to emulate the crazy stories I read on here!

I'll stay away from that orifice thank you very much. Exit orifice only.

JohnSmith sure starts some retarded threads.

I heard you need lots of lube unless you enjoy hearing the girl scream.

You do need a lot of lube.

It's not gay unless you are both men. Assuming she is a woman it would be very hetero.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Lots of silicone lube and foreplay.

Yes, Astroglide. Doesn't have to be the silicone type unless you're in a pool.

No, it can be regular water based lube unless you can last more than 5 minutes because after that the water based starts to get sticky and gunky.

Water based lube after 5 minutes.....same as using honey....lol

Unless ass fuckin is something your into or if she really gets off on it..it's really something to do as a one timer just for bragging rights

Pussy feels much better

Shit on your dick is non brilliant

If she has hemorrhoids does that increase the pleasure?

I agree that it should at least be done as a one time thing as long as you're both comfortable with it. If you end up liking it, even better. Do it more. Lol.

If you do do this make sure she shits first and cleans out her ass...I ass fucked a few girls and really got discus Ted over feeling the turd in her ass with my cock

Also is nasty cleaning the shit off your dick...its nasty as fuck....I don't care how hot she is

Funny side note about me

I don't like ass fuckin but with every new girl I fuck I do it one time just for bragging rights but I do that for every position as well....I really don't like titty fucking but I do it at least once just to know I rubbed my dick all over that bitch

Personal hygiene is a must. If you do it right and take your time to start it's amazing.

My biggest fears are 1) she farts, or 2) I get shit on my dick. Either one would pretty much destroy all sexual interest Im afraid.

JS, enema, shave and shower and you're good to go.

JohnSmith69 - not to be graphic, but it should be fine if she takes a shit beforehand. Just saying. And yes, a shower after shitting. And a shower after the anal.

Don't go fast and don't stick it all the way in, at least at first. If her asshole isn't used to that kind of thing you have to be mindful that it may hurt her a little in the beginning, and if you are rough you will definitely hurt her. I assume you know this, but the ass doesn't lubricate itself and isn't nearly as elastic as the vagina so you need to be gentle because if you think she has a tight pussy, wait until you fuck her in the ass. THAT will be way tighter. Use lots of lube. Use pools of lube. Or else you will hurt her and maybe even tear her anus and make her bleed and I doubt that would be an ideal situation for either parties.

Clearly some part of you wants to do it. Maybe you will love it and it will give you a spec of redemption from her dumping you previously.

And if you're worried about farting idk what to tell you. It's been yrs since I've done anal but I didn't fart or have the urge to... If you cum inside her the cum will eventually have to come out so if that grosses you out either don't cum inside her or make her immediately go to the bathroom to "clean up." If she does "fart" it would most likely just be air being pushed out, it wouldn't be like an actual fart if you're understanding. Like how some girls' pussies will make noise during sex because air gets trapped in that has to come out. Lol.

OMG anal is NOT rocket science. Lots of lube and you're good to go. There won;t be shit in her rectum unless she has to go like NOW; there are 2 sets of sphincters. I can't believe how many men in TUSCAL are SO clueless on a very common practice.

Too much trouble and prep if you ask me

@nina. Pools of lube is right! And go slow for crying out loud. Slower than you think you have to. Try putting two fingers in your OWN butt first TO START to get an idea of the amount of pressure happening down der. Time lube time lube time time lube lube LUBE

JS---> "My biggest fears are 1) she farts, or 2) I get shit on my dick. Either one would pretty much destroy all sexual interest Im afraid."

Heh, funny. Given what you put up with from her, I think you might surprise yourself :)

Anyway, I think you've gotten some good advice above, including go slow (warm her up with a finger, IMO), lots of lube, some basic hygiene, etc. However, you should also keep in mind, no matter to what extent you do things "right", anyone who does anal play regularly will tell you that there's never any guarantees. 19/20 times, you'll pull out clean, but the fact is, she has absolutely no control as to how her body moves things through her bowels, and you tend to do super long OTCs, don't you? So chances are, it will have been many hours from the time she moved her bowels in the morning and showered, and when you actually fuck her. Unless you do the porno thing -- have her give herself an enema immediately prior -- you will LIKELY pull out clean but there is no guarantee, period.

For myself, I find that the idea of fucking her ass is hotter than fucking her ass. Looking at her ass makes me want to fuck it, but once I do, I tend to like to do it for a minute or two, and then either just finish, or pull out, change the condom, and go back to her vajeen.

Another tip: if she hasn't done it before, it may be more pleasant for her, with less chance of pain or tearing, if she lightly bears down slightly as if she's pushing you out (or moving her bowels) while you enter her. Pushing out actually relaxes everything back there

^^^ I should mention that the "pushing out" is only while you enter her. She shouldn't keep pushing after that :)

Agree with Subraman! Really, it's not rocket science. Lube is important, but it's also not rocket science. I was with a girls who improvised and used hand lotion because we forgot real lube and it worked fine. Of course she really liked it in the butthole!

Also agree that the idea of fucking a girl in the butthole is better than the actual fucking. That said, I think the butthole is a thing of beauty! If I was an artist I'd have a series of brilliant painting of hot girls bent over with their butt in the air and their cheeks spread! ;)

Just had a worship session that involved me devouring the pussy of DS II from behind. The thing is, while I was playing, her asshole is right there, less than an inch away. I didn't fuck it but I'm pretty sure I gave her a rim job. I say pretty sure because (1) I'm not entirely positive what a rim job entails, and (2) I was very high at the time. Still the closest I've ever come to anal sex.

I see why I didn't have a good experience when trying anal, not enough lube.

A rim job is just oral gratification of the anus, nothing more.

An ass is the silent mouth. Both spews out shit, the bottom mouth says less than the one on your face. The vagina uses your sperm and the ass does not. If you're gonna fuck a female's ass, then why stop there. Why not just keep a tranny's underwear on and fuck the tranny. It looks like a girl right and you're gonna fuck the ass regardless.