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6 years ago
Ever Bump into a stripper outside the club?I'm not certain on this, but I think it was my classroom. In November of 2014 I, along with the guys who ran an underground operation (the town I lived in didn't have SCs), threw a bachelor party for my best friend. I took a particular liking to one dancer. Nothing happened other than dances.
Fast forward a couple of months. A new semester started and this girl who looked very much like her was in the front row of my class. I never asked her if she was the girl (for obvious reasons), and she didn't say anything. She ended up dropping the class within the first month. If she was the dancer, it was kind-of the reverse of Players Club.
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6 years ago
Wife and betlehemThis is going to sound savage, but here goes.
First, you've got to get her comfortable with the idea. Whether it's by telling her what it does for you, convincing her that it could be fun for her, or however...without that, nothing I say after this is going to matter.
Assuming you get past that first part, I would say to try someplace out of town. I imagine she wouldn't be thrilled with the possibility of someone she knows walking into the bookstore. And now, the savage part: I regularly visit a place in Duncannon. Couples go pretty often and everyone's pretty laid back. It has a hole, but I've never seen anyone use it. There are other places in central PA too (not mentioning names because I don't really want to advertise for anyone).
Somehow I didn't see Cashman's comment when I started, but everything he said is correct. Guys are super ready to pounce, but it's very rare that people are overly aggressive - I've never seen it with a woman who was a guest, and only once with a hostess...speaking of, if she's into women (or even just watching other people) then a night at a place with a hostess might not be a bad idea.
You'll want to ease her into it as gradually as possible, though - that's a definite.
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6 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Question for LDKersI prefer topside, but dancers seem to prefer underside. There are advantages each way, but I'll admit I didn't know about topside advantages until a couple weekends ago at Tootsies. Topside feels more like real action, but underside makes the ride home easier.
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6 years ago
JAprufrockDid desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
Jamie Hersch has lovely legsI'm partial to Lauren Shehadi, but they're not bad.
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6 years ago
NBA Finals@theDirkDiggler - I pretty clearly said the Lakers, Celtics, and Bulls were exceptions. Those 70s Celtics teams you mentioned, though, won twice. The 70s Knicks won twice. The 80s Sixers won once. The 80s Pistons won twice, and they were far from a superteam. A team that was really well put together, and I certainly enjoyed rooting for them...but not a superteam. So yes, I am sure.
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6 years ago
NBA FinalsI saw Sam Cassell the first time I ever went to a SC.
Okay, now for some stuff that's germane to the discussion: this Warriors team doesn't seem to have the focus that the past teams did. That's why this will go 5.
The old Rockets weren't scrubs, but they very much fit the 'one star plus role players' mold that most champions before the current era fit. We remember the exceptions because they were the dynasties (Lakers, Celtics, Bulls), but most of the champions had one guy who was above the rest. You could say that about the Bulls too, actually: as great as Pippen was, almost no one believes he was on Jordan's level. Better than a role player, obviously, but a rung below 23 on the ladder.
Should be fun to watch tonight, though...unless you're a Cavs fan.
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6 years ago
Can you get over bad smells?I've never run across anything bad enough to stop immediately, but I'll stop at the end of the song and then permanently refuse future offers. There are enough women in clubs to be able to find one without that problem.
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6 years ago
Stanley Cup PredictionsAlthough Suge Knight is more famous for non-football reasons, Randall Cunningham (and Kenny Mayne) also played football at UNLV. Vegas has never had a pro team in any of the major leagues before this year.
I'm rooting for Vegas, so that means the Caps will win in 6.
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6 years ago
lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
If more civilian women gave you attention, would SCing still be a hobby?I bought Black Panther Tuesday. I still plan on seeing Deadpool 2 tomorrow.
Movies aren't the same, neither are women. I SC for entertainment purposes, not for companionship (physical or otherwise). What I will say, though, is this: if regular clubs were still like they were in the 90s and people still danced, I would much rather hit those than SC.
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6 years ago
lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
If more civilian women gave you attention, would SCing still be a hobby?I bought Black Panther Tuesday. I still plan on seeing Deadpool 2 tomorrow.
Movies aren't the same, neither are women. I SC for entertainment purposes, not for companionship (physical or otherwise). What I will say, though, is this: if regular clubs were still like they were in the 90s and people still danced, I would much rather hit those than SC.
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6 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Who Is Hotter? Meghan Markle or Joanna GainesJoanna isn't bad, but this is easily Meghan.
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6 years ago
‘Dancers’.. club reviews.I rank based on the total package, and explain myself in my reviews. If the women look good but have the personalities of stones, I say as much. If they only look alright but are friendly and/or dance well, I say that. Stuff like that is why I tend to side-eye one-paragraph reviews. There's too much variance - especially when you get to individual dancers - to give an overall number and not provide any background.
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6 years ago
lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
What are the reasons that you are a regular at that one SC?Here in Harrisburg, AW is my club of choice simply because the other clubs are terrible.
If I'm home, Tootsies is the spot because of all the options: both in terms of number of women and things to do if/when you take a break from said women.
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6 years ago
My Strip Club WalletI only carry cash, car key, ID (if necessary), and phone (if allowed). I like keeping it light, especially if I'm getting LDs and things can find their way out of regular pockets.
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6 years ago
WillMunnyAwaiting the edit button since 2011....
(Single) Mother's Day?The spot I normally go to around here posts its schedule online and there are fewer dancers scheduled for Sunday than normal. They update it on Fridays, though, so it might change.
I'm staying home regardless because the Sunday crowd isn't that great and I'm going to a different club Saturday (that shows UFC).
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6 years ago
NBA Play-offsThe Cavs can go broom shopping. The only reason that the Raps' collective heart will make it to Cleveland is that the Cavs already have it. One of the games will be within single digits, the other is going to be decided by at least 15. Just not sure which will be which.
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6 years ago
At what point of your SC career did you start realizing SCing was a waste of monI was just thinking on my way home that I would have nothing to do if not for the SCs here. They're not great, but they're options. Driving two hours to EI is honestly more cost effective, but I would hate to drive back after the club (and put over 200 miles on my car every time). Anyway, it's not a waste at all for me. Each experience is different, and I have enough money to SC the way I want to. Checking out three new girls at the local spot tomorrow night, actually; and I'm more excited about that than Infinity War (Thursday) or Greatest Royal Rumble (Friday).
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6 years ago
What is the first thing you want to know about a review?Dance prices: not because I need to watch my wallet, but because I would know if girls are being honest when I ask.
That said, I agree that day/time are important since so many clubs switch up between shifts.
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6 years ago
LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
VIPs who read the unpublished reviews, what reason do you use as to why a reviewI voted on a few earlier today...if they had prices and club-specific details, I voted yes. If they didn't, I voted no. I feel like a review should give me a pretty good idea of what to expect if I went to that club the next night.
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6 years ago
Naked pics :)Pictures 2, 6, and 8 are my favorites.
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6 years ago
Do you like your testicles played with?As long as she does it right, sure. Something light, maybe a little pulling.
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7 years ago
What types of shorts do you wear?Basketball shorts: Jordan brand, if possible. Some of them have a small pouch that can fit a decent-sized roll of bills. Lots of space, usually soft, and easy access (if you're looking for them to be such).
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7 years ago
Anybody here live super close to a SCI live about two miles from Savannah's, which is 'the' club in Harrisburg...but anyone who's seen me talk about that place on here knows I don't agree with that classification. I'd much rather travel the extra three miles to Adult World. I can usually get to and from AW in about 12 minutes, which is good enough. I have to really be in the mood to go out more than once in any given week.
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7 years ago
gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
ladies of TUSCL, c'mere, i got a question...Got a dance with a girl at my local club of choice. She's not my type at all, but I was there and was unsure if the girl I wanted would even come out (she did eventually). My nose told me that was a huge mistake, and I've been giving her the Heisman ever since. Can't bring myself to tell her why, although I'm not sure it totally matters because I'd still turn her down anyway on account of her not being my type.
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7 years ago
lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
How long do you usually stay at a strip club and how often do you visit in a weeProbably weekly, with visits averaging 2 hours here in Harrisburg (around 3.5 if I'm at Savannah's, since I watch the UFC PPVs there). If I'm anywhere else, the average bumps up to four hours. I like clubs in general, so I listen to the music and just take in the scene. Follies, I'll routinely stay 6-7 hours: get there early before valet and then stay until 7 or so. Ideally, I would stay 3 hours...but Atlanta traffic is so bad it makes more sense to stay in the club. Tootsies, if it's a non-UFC night I get there around midnight. UFC night, around 10:30. I stay until close (6), especially now that I don't live down there anymore. Going to Ebony Inn tomorrow, I'll probably get there around 11 and close it out.