My Strip Club Wallet
Warrior15
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I don't know how many of you do the same thing. But my normal wallet is chuck full of shit. Business cards, ID's, insurance cards, credit cards, photos. It's fat as hell. So I don't really want to take it into a strip club. Most of all, I don't want my credit cards in the place. So I have a special wallet hidden is a special place that I use for my club visits. This one is extra slim and I always keep some cash in it. Most ATMs have a certain withdrawal limit, so I don't want to be hamstrung by that amount if I want to do a last minute venture. I also keep a couple of condoms strategically hidden inside. I used one of those last night when my cute little Cubana didn't have one.
Any one else do this ?
Any one else do this ?
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I still bring my full wallet to the club - and I know it’s a mistake. I’m too lazy to separate things.
It looks like Subraman is the boyscout of strip clubs. Seriously, a micro vibrator?
You haven't put a vibrator on your ATF's clit? It can be a lot of fun! And better yet, not hard to hide where your hand is, from the cameras :)
Its one step away from distaster to lose a wallet in the club so I dont take that risk.
Its one step away from distaster to lose a wallet in the club so I dont take that risk.
Right front pocket - big bills and sometimes 1 credit card and the tiny listermint spray for encounters with suspect pussy.
That’s all I need. Leave all the other shit in the car including my phone.
Best just to do cash only, and not to let girls press you into more money.
Now having said this, I did end up going across the street to a bank once and using a counter check to get more dough.
But best not to put yourself into a blue balls situation. DATY dancers, but don't let them try to ejaculate you. in suitable places, do FS, but many places are not suitable. Mostly try to get dancers outside.
And always, buying dances is for chumps. Front room makeout session, they you invite her to the back room when it is time for your own pants to come down.
SJG
Or does SJG use a fanny pack? He doesn’t have an ATM card - so his withdrawals are done by writing checks and presenting them at the bank - lol!
I had thought about what if one gets arrested, and separated from their wallet?
SJG
When I club I want to have even less on me that I can potentially lose - usually just my cell-phone and cash - usually leave my wallet in the car - in clubs that require showing ID I've even taken to actually walking back to my car and leaving my ID once I've shown-it and then walk back-in (actually lost my ID at a club a few-months back).
I guess he thought it could have been a weapon. So I showed it to him. He explained why he had to check. I thanked him for checking and keeping the club safe.
Sunnyvale Hip Hugger, always good, always nice bouncers, always smart and conversant girls, but now defunct. Sunnyvale arranged and to the building torn down.
SJG
Some of you don't take your ID? I'm always worried I'll end up in the ER or a club raid and won't be able to ID myself to the hospital or the police. Ohio is a Stop and Identify state, right? 2921.29 Failure to disclose personal information.
I'm like Shailyn...ones in right front pocket. Big bills, ID and keys in left pocket or rear pocket if I have slacks that button close. $100 in 20's in my left back pocket for dances. I do this so I can pay for a set of dances without showing the dancer how much money I have left. I know it might work against me if they think I'm out of money but that's OK since it also keeps the "wanna dance" girls away. I can then approach a dancer at my discretion rather than having an endless stream of 6's ruining my R&R.
Haha, oh sheeezzy I gotta try this. Great idea. Looking at the FingO Tips Fun Finger as I'm typing
Yep, me too. I understand why guys who are apt to lose control and start charging things on their credit card, or have a lapse of control and either lose their wallet or get it ripped off, are better off leaving it all in the car. For me, I would never be without my cell phone, it's a safety tool I won't be without, and not only don't I lose control and overspend, but it's often very convenient to have my credit cards there in case we do a spur-of-the-moment dinner after her shift, etc, so I don't have to walk all the way back to the car first. Whatever works.
Stripfighter: ya, I get very good responses from the vibrator. BTW, using the vibrator on her is definitely one of those things where you want to get verbal permission first. I always hand it to them, still in its package, so she can open it herself and know it's brand new
I have a “pouch” similar to Subraman’s, except instead of mints, I have a few of those listerine strip packets. They’re not just for me. I use a Crown Royal bag; I’ve been “accused” of having a stripper purse. :)
For me my belongings have been more in peril in the club vs in my car.
Front right pocket: Money clip containing 4 cards (license, credit, debit, and AAA). Bills $5 and up go in money clip.
Front left pocket: Phone and breath mints. Phone goes in back pocket or somewhere close during dances.
Back left pocket: condoms
Back right pocket: whatever wad of $1s I haven't already tossed on stage.
I do this because it's highly likely I'm going to be buzzed at some point in club and I don't wanna be fumbling around in multiple pockets to find what I'm looking for.
Getting my pockets picked
September 6, 2015
MARCH 20, 2016
It happened to me twice at Follies by the same dancer. Her name is Angie and she is a petite Puerto Rican. The first time it happened I didn't know which dancer had done it. I was missing $50 in 5's & 10's from my left front pocket. I knew it had to have been 1 of 4 dancers. I suspected Angie and told management about it and asked if they had any other reports on her and they said no.
The second time was a few weeks later and this time I knew it was her because the $30 in my left front pocket was there before I started the first of 2 table dances with her. Half way through the second song, I put my hand it that pocket and the money was gone. I immediately stopped the dance and accused her of picking my pocket. She of course denied it. I paid her the $20 I owed her for 2 dances and reported it again to management telling them that I could not prove it. They believed me and told me they would make a record of it in case it happens to some one else. They also suggested that I mark my bills so that they could be identified if she ever did it again. I told then that it would never happen again with Angie. After the riot act I gave her, she would never come near me again and she hasn't.
So how could I have been conned so easily? How did she get her hand in my pocket without me knowing it? I was telling a long time favorite about it and she explained how it was done. Angie never got her hand in my pocket. Instead she would rub my leg and my dick too. Little by little she would push the money upwards to the top of my pocket. Once the money was slightly exposed, she could then easily pull it out and hide it in her shoe. In the event that the money fell all of the way out and onto the floor, she could easily reach down and pick it up with out me noticing. Pretty slick.
I have not changed how I carry my money at Follies. One bad apple in 5 years isn't worth it but it is something to watch out for at any club.
BTW She is still working there. Maybe she learned her lesson but she doesn't ever ask me for dances.
I think that's a bit harsh. I don't carry those cards on me either when I visit a SC. Depends on your area but you're absolutely more likely to get pocketed than have your car broken into in various places
Buying dances is for chumps.
SJG
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Makes it easy to replenish my supply without having to remember to reorder; it can be an impulse buy. :)
Possibly they same one who took some ones out of my pocket too. Should have written her name down to remember it. I did t think my memory was so awful after several years.
I usually only put ones in my pockets, easy to tip. I take out extra cards I don't need before visiting strip clubs. I don't want to feel extra bulk when sitting down even though the wallet slips a bit to the side so I'm not directly sitting on it. I take my credit card and whatever else I want since I've never lost control over my spending to that degree. I don't need grocery store cards and all that crap in my wallet for strip club visits though. I recently cleaned out cards for everyday use in my wallet. I had about 6 extra insurance cards, a library card I never use, and extra junk I never use I was carrying around and an expired registration card for a vehicle, found a recent one and put it in there. I got a warning once after a stop. I read you can get fined for not carrying current insurance and registration. I think I might keep some of that in whatever vehicle I'm driving in the glove box instead though.
I've had my pocket picked once or twice in strip clubs, hence only singles in my pocket. Plus I think once or twice money may have fallen out and I may not have noticed. Most people in strip clubs are not honest. They will take the money and not return it. If you walk away not noticing, the window to return it is short as well if someone is honest.
As far as temptation, the fact that some guys keep bigger bills in their pockets, makes it tempting to get free money. She and other dancers that successfully picked some pockets without getting caught makes it tempting to risk it. Several dancers seem to enjoy taking risks.
As far as strip club managers, if they count dancers money they make at the end of the shift, if a dancer has several hundred extra than she should have and she's not performing Bj's etc in the club, a big red flag.
Like many experienced SCers, I'm def cognizant of where I put/hide my $$$ so it's less-likely to get picked or even lost (falling out of my pockets due to the shorts or lounge-pants I wear which have shallow pockets).
i didn't think this discussion would take off like it did considering so few actually have a separate strip club wallet but it seems just about everyone has a system when it comes to organizing cash and other belongings.