datinman
Not in Kansas anymore
Comments by datinman (page 55)
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5 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Hopefully, it was just a short lived fad. Probably the increase in vaping killed it off.
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5 years ago
rhiannon529
A lot of thoughtful responses. Unfortunately, the Rhiannon529 hasn't logged back in since her OP on 7/31 to read any of them. That strikes me as odd.
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5 years ago
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
I honestly don't know how retirement will affect me. I am 8 years away from full retirement. No SO to be concerned with. Between savings, 401k, and ongoing income streams, I won't need SS for living expenses. In theory, Uncle Sam is going to be giving me $2700 a month just to play with.
On the other hand, I only club when I travel. I never monger locally. Am I going to be motivated to continue to fly around the country just to club? Currently, the only part of my job I am sick of is airports and hotels. I may transition to 2 - 3 week vacations a couple of times per year and check out Germany, Netherlands, Thailand, Philippines, etc. once I have more free time.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Couldn't bring myself to kiss lips tainted by Dennis Rodman's taint. On skeez factor alone, my vote is for Witt.
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5 years ago
gawker
Older than dirt
Oh, but if you use code words like Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra no one could possible figure it out.
I have often wanted to do a review where I said "Sinnamon gave me a Engelbert Humperdinck for $$.45 roses." just to fuck with people.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
7. Theoretically, you're supposed to be evaluating the ladies in their prime
Assuming we could go back to a time before they both had bad boob jobs, I would find Kira to be more exotic and appealing.
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5 years ago
KJ702
Texas
This is going to seem harsh, but your text to the stripper comes across as having all the emotional maturity of a 9th grader. future wife? LMFAO
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5 years ago
PaulDrake
Off again on again PL
She's hot, but I'm guessing there's go to be a strong fishy smell. :)
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5 years ago
Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
If you describe heading back to the parking lot only to see the valet guy smoking the tires doing donuts in your 2019 Vette, I would most likely approve the review.
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5 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
It is a waste of time and tax payer dollars. The vast majority of times the charges won't stick, but look what they've done to the poor girls. Names and faces in the papers and on the internet. Going to come up in every job they ever apply to forever more with just a simple Google search of their name. All because some dipshit county sheriff or state attorney wants an easy press conference and three minutes on the nightly local news. Think how much that three minutes would cost if it was run as a campaign ad. That's the main reason most raids occur.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Cori Nadine
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5 years ago
theDirkDiggler
Illinois
I end up in a fair amount of dive clubs. I would be more worried about a low life patron following out to the parking lot when I left than problems with the dancers, but I still won't flash my cash in a club.
I usually separate my money in a couple of places, so if I run out of the first stack I know I am down to $200 or whatever. If I've planned ahead, I will usually get 2 or 3 $100 bills beyond what I want to spend and fold them up between cards in my wallet. If I'm having a great night that becomes my ATM.
In the really dive clubs, (think deep Washington Park), I never have more than about $250 on me.
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5 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( 🧚🏼♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
I won't generally get dances at a gown club without seeing the dancer on stage first.
If the club doesn't mandate the outfit, just states gown/dress/robe, those short silk kimono robes are sexy as hell. Being a sash away from a thong or nude beats the hell out of a zippered gown.
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5 years ago
gothamyte
from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
Around 60 - 70. Started at 18 years old. Took a couple of extended breaks d/t matrimony. Many of the clubs from the 1980's no longer exist, but will always have fond memories.
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5 years ago
ti007
Florida
You rave about how pretty the girls are, but gave a dancer rating of 4?
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5 years ago
JohnBuford
Massachusetts
I doubt she has been waiting 6 months for you to make your move. You're already in the friend zone.
Use that. Let her know your looking for OTC and does she know any of the dancers that would be open to that. If she volunteers, great. If she makes a dancer recommendation, cool. If she no longer wants anything to do with you, you won't be wasting any more time on her.
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5 years ago
crazyjoe
Colorado
I have had way more than once a dancer tell me "I am so horny. I haven't had sex in ______." Now if she says two days, cool. But I have heard a month or six weeks. I don't know what she is thinking with this SS, but I'm thinking how many suckers spent worthless VIP money on you and why the hell would I? You work in a strip club, but have been able to get laid in a month? How many rounds of antibiotics did it take to clear up? Never understood the thought process behind this approach.
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5 years ago
Lone_Wolf
Arizona
I definitely think she is hot. I only wish she was as hot as she thinks she is.
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5 years ago
Nixur68
Texas
Red Flag: Dancer routinely posts knife/stabbing emojis on TUSCL.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Tough one. I am partial to both redheads and Asians. On the other hand, Tom is just a little too hard body for my tastes (the bolt-ons don't help) and I have always thought of Nicole as kind of cold fish, (but she did keep Lenny Kravitz busy for a while.)
Desire-wise it's a tie. So for me the deciding factor is going to be fame. If 20 years from now I am bragging at the nursing home that I fucked Kiana Tom (who?) vs Nicole Kidman (high fives), so Kidman for me.
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5 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I agree that this is a total waste of tax payer money. I would be willing to bet that ultimately all charges are dropped.
" Each woman faces charges of public lewdness. In Texas, a person commits this offense if the person knowingly engages in sexual intercourse, deviant sexual intercourse or sexual contact in public, according to the Texas Penal Code." Huge difference between having a topless dancer drink a shot on your lap and going at it doggie style on a city park bench. I don't see how the State could prevail.
On an unrelated note, looking at the arrest pictures, Most of the reviews of the club have rated the dancers as 7, 8, or 9's. Club must have some really forgiving lighting.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Megan Rain. OEM parts preferred to aftermarket, but Rain either way.
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5 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
I have used reviews to inform of club closures on two occasions in the past. I tried to craft at least one paragraph that included some reminisces about the former club so there was something there worth reading. Both were approved back when Founder did the vetting. Yeah, I know some crap reviews slide by back then, but if it was problematic he could have pulled them at any time.
The guidelines are fine, but each club listing already has dance prices, cover charges, average drink prices, and general features listed without even the need to read a review. For me, a shorter review that indicates that Cherry is DTF or Sherry is a ROB is much more useful than a lengthy description of the club layout and condition.
If club managers read this site and it would change policy, I would even be okay with a one sentence review that said "I went to Club X, they demanded to scan my ID, so I left." I wonder if they saw 10 - 15 of those in a row if the might stop that bullshit.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
@anonymousjim, I was attempting to contribute my ATF porn star, not hijack your thread. I appreciate your efforts and didn't mean to step on toes. I will now shuffle off to the dining hall to gum my breakfast with my fond memories of 1980's porn.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Of the two, Stacy Moran.
Here's the clear winner of the porn star bracket. https://xhamster.com/videos/christy-canyon-play-whit-dildo-604727