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You're with a hottie and the two of you are about to get really savage in the sack. She informs you that she's spotting. Do you still go downtown? Are you the type of dude…
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When you spy a dancer who just happens to be blessed with a super duper, bubbliscious booty, what do you prefer her ass to be wrapped tight in? A thong from the jump or just the hint…
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Once again, Uncle Slick decided that a Friday of debauchery was just what the doctor ordered. Especially considering the fact that the Dodgers lost a heartbreaker in 13th. Fuck it. Before the game had even…
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I don't know about y'all, but this remake has me in a Catch-22. I both want to and I don't want to watch it. As a kid, I read the book and watched the original.…
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...That I pretty much had sworn off. My last couple of rodeos with her were lackluster, all bluster. I happened to see this cutie pie plying her feminine wiles yesterday. She swooped down next to…
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I just found out that today is National Vodka Day. For all of you vodka drinkers, have a good time. As for me, I'll toast y'all with a Guinness and Jameson.
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While listening to Asa Akira and David Choe last night, they brought up "The Red Rope". The Red Rope is where a gal is suspended in air by a red rope, she is wound up, and she…
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I understand that not everyone has massive amounts of cash to burn at the stripclub. That being said, what's up with Los Cheapos and their reviews? I've read reviews wher the pl showed up with $20.…
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Good morning out there to all my clubbing people. This Friday I noticed something at this one club I was at. All the dances that I got were cut from the same template. All the…
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I'm in a bit of a quandary here. I love seeing a great nipple poke. Especially when it's a cool or cold day and a hot mamacita is wearing a sweater and you can see that…
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First off, I wasn't sure what to call this post so Club Loyalty it is. Here I go-I've been going to the same club for almost 20 years. I have missed a year here or there…
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Good evening out there in Stripclublandia. I hope all is well and stays well. Saving singles, that is the topic at hand. I am the type of cat that likes tipping the ladies on stage. Because…
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Little Johnny was sitting in class was his teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, when you grow up, what do you want to be?" Little Johnny replied, "When I grow up, I want to be a…
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Since we've been going over the passive, almost comatose P4P, how about the opposite? You show up to her hotel and she answers the door spun out on crystal meth, with eyes looking like a Kamikaze pilot!…
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It was a Friday afternoon in early September. Out here in Southern California, that means it's hot. I was lounging at the pool when I got a call from this gal. Now, her and I…
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I must've heard Cherry Pie by Warrant a million and one times inside of the strip club. Comedians have bits and schtick about this song. Is Cherry Pie overrated and played out or a classic strip…
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Ahh, The Split Piss. Usually it happens after busting a nut. You've got to piss and your dick starts shooting everywhere but where you aim. Last Friday at the sc, after handling some business with…
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I've been there. You've been there. We've all been there. We're at the sc chatting up a dime and all the puzzle pieces are coming together, and she asks you about the VIP. Or…
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This is a tale of an R-O-B Who fooled many pl's but couldn't school me She sat down beside me & gave me a wink Squeezed & teased double D's, saying "What do you think?" I waited a moment & collected my thought I had…
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This Friday, I went to a Kickboxing Gym to pick up my nephew from practice. I get there about 10 minutes before class is over and who do I see assisting the lead instructor, one of the bouncers…
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Have any of y'all lunatics seen the trailer for Bad Grandpa yet? It's insane. It's done by the JackAss boys so you know it's gonna go off the deep end. I'll do my best with…
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Straddling my lap like Dressage while getting undressed Breasts against chest her hips start to press Counterclockwise as she stares in my eyes My mitts grip her hips as I start to rise Her thighs squeeze with lustful abandon and passion She's starting to buck…
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I think Pikey is on to something with the Lottery. What I propose is something different. Seeing that TUSCL and our common bond makes us an outlaw community, akin to Deadwood. Deadwood was wild and out…
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What an amazing weekend, brothers and sisters. The Mojave Desert was in full monsoon swing, sunny and rainy, lightning and thunder. Lake Havasu was full of bikini babes, bad ass boats, and cold beers(only cold for…
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Good morning to all. The weekend is upon us and for some, the end of summer is close at hand. For those of us in the Southwest, September is often the hottest month or close to…
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