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There are lots of great and quality posters on TUSCL. But I feel that there are certain members who don't get their just due. My nomination for the Best TUSCL Member Who Goes Under The Radar is for…
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http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/breaking-news-three-people-killed-after-stadium-set-to-host-brazil-world-cup-2014-opener-partially-collapses-8967537.html Read it and weep. 3 dead because of soccer. Oops, I mean Futbol. The humanity of it all. I guess that there's only one thing left to say...GOOOOOOOOOOL!
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http://www.foxnewsgirls.com/ Check out this link and tell me which FOX News girl that you'd want to get a lap dance from. Me, I'd take Maria Molina, followed by Kimberly Guilfoyle, even though she was married to Gruesome Newsome.
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I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, are liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked…
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Good Monday Morning to all. While I was watching the morning news, eating hot wings, and looking at TUSCL, I noticed something amiss. We have members who are active on the discussion board from all over America and…
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Thievery is uncool and uncalled for. Not only was my review stolen, it was chopped in half. Asshole didn't even have the smarts to replace my name with his. Avatar hrony Prop hrony Ignore hrony Send Private…
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So your brother Slick was at the sc last night and this newish and young looking dancer gives me a Detroit Handshake then sits on my lap. I was thinking, I like this. Newbie is hip to the…
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As a resident of the Golden State, we are not allowed to have alcohol in our fully nude strip clubs. Since we can't drink, alcohol really isn't a factor with stripper interaction. In those states where they sell…
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If for some obscene reason, you could only have blow jobs or fuck but not both, for the rest of your life, which option do you choose? A. Blow Job B. Fucking I choose option B.
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Two time Super Bowl Champion and record setting tight-end and Oakland Raider will be missed.
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Many, many moons ago there lived this man. This man's name was Rorion Gracie. This man had a dream. A dream of seeing just who is the baddest martial artist. On November 12, 1993, this dream…
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Farmer Art's story of culture shock while on his first date with a Black woman has resonated with me. While at the the sc this weekend, I happened to describe to a beautiful, young stripper my experience at the…
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Check it out folks. I was chilling with my CF last night, enjoying the end to a long week and an eventful Friday. We had spent a good amount of time chatting it up and had…
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Bienvenidos mi amigos. I moved about a month ago. During the move, I went through my earthquake supply box and checked out my old paper porn mags. In this day and age of free, Internet porn, I kept…
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So last Saturday night, I was chilling with my CF at the sc. Earlier that evening, I made some money off of the Genady Godovkin fight. I find that money won is best spent on strippers.…
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Please listen and then express your opinion. 1. All day long, I think about sex. 2. I jerk off when I wake up and before I go to sleep(except when I go to sleep/wake up with a lovely lady.…
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I posted a new thread about my STRIP CLUB adventure from last night on the board. I also brought up the answer to a thread I wrote a day or two ago. I let y'all know about my…
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Last night, I went clubbing. There was this long legged redbone with an amazing ass and a cute face. She almost looked too innocent to dance. Almost. She really knew how to shake it on stage.…
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To one and to all, I need help. I need some advice on which costume to wear out clubbing on Halloween. Last Saturday, I rocked a green leisure suit to the club. I was a hit with…
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Hello, my brethren. Just watching the news and looking at the beautiful Elita Loresca rundown the weather. God, I love weather girls. If I could get a Lapdance from a weather girl, it would be either Elita,…
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I love cheerleaders. Everything about them drives me wild and thrusts my libido into overdrive. Does anybody have a favorite squad? Being from Cali, I bet that y'all would think that I'd submit either UCLA or USC…
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Who would you rather get a lap dance from-Erin Andrews, Charissa Thompson or Leanne Tweeden? There are no wrong answers. I choose Leanne Tweeden. She's getting older but I've had a crush on her since freshman year.…
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Good evening on a slow Friday. Hopefully this means that most of y'all are clubbing or watching BYU v. Boise St. Anyways, we all have heard the line from dancers that they're dancing to put themselves through school.…
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Just looking over some pictures that I took earlier this year of chicks at Lake Havasu. Lots of gals had on Pasties as opposed to bikini tops. Personally, I don't care for pasties. The extra skin provided…
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Is there a team that is moré loved and revered than the 85 Bears? Are they the greatest team ever?
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