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I don't know about all of y'all, but whether or not a dancer sits on my lap when she first introduces herself makes a big difference in my perception of her and what out future interactions might be like.…
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From a West Coast perspective, my brother Jack Nicholson wins, followed by Spike Lee. Any other shit is blasphemy.
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Well hello there, my brothers and sisters. I already had a great time on Tuesday at Tropical Lei. I was thinking to myself that maybe I'll go back on Friday or maybe head out to the COI.…
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It was around midnight when I left Tropical Lei this Tuesday evening. Once again, your brother Slick had a cumtastic time in the VIP with KK. All that erotic action left me hungry. Thank the Gods, both…
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It's been over a year since I've joined this mystical, mythological, and magical site. During this time, I have yet to place anybody on ignore. Alas, somebody has to be the first. Ladies and Gentlemen, let's put your…
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It's always good to see reviews from our sisters, both dancers and patrons. Avatar nyasweet26 Prop nyasweet26 Ignore nyasweet26 Send Private Message to nyasweet26 Joined: Aug 2012 Clubs Reviewed: 6 Total Reviews: 6 Fritz That's It 710 Katella Ave Anaheim, California 92805 Reviewed on: April…
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Once again, Baseball season is back. I know for some of y'all, it might be a little early in the season to even care about Baseball. Not me. I got my tickets for the Dodgers home opener…
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As many of us know, flowers are almost always appreciated by the ladies. I can vouch that flowers have either gotten me out of the doghouse or into the panties. Now, this is limited to civie gals.…
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"There's something out there...and it ain't no man." (Pause for dramatic effect) "We're all gonna die."
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Good morning my friends. Now, we all know that DD's busting out of a bustier will make the libido swell like a bee sting on Martin Short. It doesn't take a genius to recognize that high heels and a…
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So I'm at my niece's soccer game this morning, cheering on the girls, yelling at the refs, and drinking my coffee. Life is good, but it got better. Too hands cover my eyes and I hear a femine…
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Well hello there and a Happy Friday to all. Your brother Slick is feeling mighty good today. Even though work was not too pleasant last night, I'll live. Not only will I live, I'll live for some…
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https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=396236 Check it out people.
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Just saw a commercial for this flick. Is anybody really interested in watching this movie? What I really want to know that nobody could tell me is this-Did Noah have Kangaroos on the Ark? Or does Yaweh…
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When I was a kid growing up, they use to put your name on the chalkboard. If you were extra special like me, you not only got your name on the chalkboard, you got check marks. Anybody else…
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I know that us perverts get caught up in the discussions but don't forget to read the articles.
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I happened to fins myself sipping coffee and wasting time on Backpage. As I perused the escort section, I saw one too many providers providing false pictures as themselves. They say that the pics are 100% real-that is…
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Good afternoon, again. I was wondering if anybody has ever seen a blind patron insides strip club before? I've seen patrons in wheelchairs. I've seen a dead patron once-he signed with a smoking hot, platinum blonde.…
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Good afternoon, compadres. I just got back from this decadent ice cream joint with some ice cream and the number to the cute, scooper girl. She's cute but she's not gorgeous. But she has ice cream.…
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http://www.dailybulletin.com/government-and-politics/20140311/san-bernardino-county-supervisors-ok-regulations-for-adult-businesses If this bullshit goes into effect then I might lose my favorite club, Tropical Lei. Doesn't law enforcement have meth labs to bust in San Berdoo or are they a little too dangerous for the coppers? Fucking assholes.
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Well, hello there boys and girls. It's been a moment since we've played one of my favorite games. Today, we are going back in time to the late 70's in Wisconsin. We have a triumvirate of beauties…
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Your Mileage May Vary, yes indeed. This is one of those strip club maxims that holds true. We've all read reviews where one pl loves a dancer while another pl hates the same dancer. We've all probably…
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Hey, fuck you Willy Wonka. Not only is your Gobstopper not Everlasting, I crack them sons of bitches right quick. I got a kitchen table full of wrappers and these thangs don't last long. How can they be…
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I have an older relative who has a Cialis prescription. He goes on and on about Cialis the way I went on and on about mushrooms back in Junior year. Is it that great? If it is…
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Hopefully the clubs will run some Pi Day Specials like 3.14159265359-4-1's.
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