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9 years ago
A relatively recent Pop Tart commercial caught my eye. Peanut Butter and Jelly (Dad and Mom, respectively) are admiring their new bundle of joy in the maternity ward. A nurse comes in and decides the kid would make a good snack. While we don't see the feasting, Dad pounds on the window, "NOOOOO!"
Mom says, "Oh damn."
It just caught me as odd that a commercial that's pretty much Saturday-morning fare would use the word "damn."
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Hell, I remember when I was in college full time, I was working two jobs, 30-60 hours a week -- and somehow I still had a social life. Now, I'm just delivering pizzas, 40 hours a week, minimum wage + mileage + tips. I've been back doing it for 12 years -- and I'm still making minimum wage. I don't get a raise unless Congress raises minimum wage.
After 12 years, I'd like to think that I've *earned* something more than minimum.
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9 years ago
I'm a sucker for bed dances. That said, the most uncomfortable beds I've been in have been at Dream Girls (a sister club of Deja Vu) in the Twin Cities. The cushioning is barely thicker than plywood these beds are made of and the pillows feel like they have a few rags in them, little more. It's small wonder why one of the dancers refers to them as "ghetto beds."
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9 years ago
I wouldn't argue with her.
Course, she'd probably argue with me.
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9 years ago
Like others have said, a lot of it depends on delivery and intent. Also, a lot of it depends on the audience. In the world of the strip club though, it's really tough to know beforehand what's considered inappropriate.
Maybe someday soon, you'll meet a white dancer with a good bubble butt who can twerk your heart out.
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9 years ago
Personally, I think the movie version of "V for Vendetta" was a steaming heap of shit. Now the graphic novel -- that was brilliant! It was just a great, dark celebration of the human spirit.
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9 years ago
I've seen this in Minneapolis. For some reason, the clown running the agency advertises on the forums of a massage-parlor site, where he gets all sorts of shit for having the lousiest service in the area with the least attractive women. And, for some reason, he claims that some porn stars had worked for him, which just earns him more jeers.
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9 years ago
One dancer I met at Dream Girls several years ago, I could've sworn she was 19, maybe 20. Tiny little thing, athletic, beautiful figure, long dark hair, pretty face.
Turned out she was 37.
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9 years ago
April 1, 1988 -- yeah, no fooling -- at an "adult health spa" in the Twin Cities. It was something like 3 or 4 in the morning. I was tired. I was hungry. I was curious. And it was my first time -- ever. I had been friend-zoned so long, constantly turned down for any and everything, I wondered if I ever would have sex. So I wound up paying a pretty little redhead to cure me of my virginity.
My bank account's never recovered since then.
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9 years ago
Buy or rent?
Geez...
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9 years ago
I really don't like tattoos. Not only is it like vandalizing works of art, they're just damn distracting.
And one of my least favorite was on a dancer in the Twin Cities who called herself "Pretty Like Drugs." She had the damn thing tattooed across her whole back. Here she is, doing porn:
http://modeltexans.com/videos/048-103/3d-prettyxlikexdrugs-steve-awesome-doggy-style-texsex-gym-doggystyle.html
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
He might've been off if it was his first time using the euphemism.
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9 years ago
Okay. That gave me a "World According to Garp" flashback.
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9 years ago
^ GACA +1000!
John, a doctor here on TUSCL would probably tell you to take two strippers and call us in the morning. What I'm going to advise you to do is:
LET. HER. GO. NOW!
Consider this your new mantra. Step over to the nearest mirror (preferably a private one; it'd be too weird if you did this in public), stare into it, and tell yourself, "LET. HER. GO. NOW." Do this five times, every day, until it's completely and finally ingrained into you.
And you remember what I said about saving those pictures and videos of her to a flash drive? Fuck that idea. If you've already transferred everything, just crush that drive under your heel AND MOVE ON already.
If none of this works, it's time for you to find an applicable 12-step program for yourself.
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9 years ago
John, don't send her anything. In addition to being a whore for money, she's also a whore for attention. If you text her, she'll know she's got her hooks into you, deep. I imagine you'll want to keep the pictures, but I wouldn't keep them anyplace too convenient for yourself; transfer them to a flash drive, put that away, then delete everything from your phone. It's time to just write her off as an expensive, 11-month lesson, however enjoyable, and move on.
'Sides, unless you actually spoke to her, how can you be 100% certain it was her who texted you in the first place? I'm still thinking it might've been her girlfriend fucking with you.
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9 years ago
Pluto is still a planet!
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'm certain 4got has the right definition. You'll often see ads on Backpage or other places where the women will quote prices as "roses" or some other such innocuous thing. They might think that, by using euphemisms, they aren't quoting actual prices and thus soliciting, but I think that both the police and the prosecutors would probably laugh at that sort of defense.
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9 years ago
And if you want to see her -- and her face -- in more action:
http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/tessa-fowler
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9 years ago
A rim job is just oral gratification of the anus, nothing more.
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9 years ago
Good luck, John. Let's hope she doesn't start playing footsie with you at dinner. Course, if she really, really needs you to come back as her whale/sugar daddy, she might try to give you a footjob there at the restaurant. Let's just hope the table cloths are long enough so no one can see what's going on.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
She did a good turn as Emma Frost, even though the writers screwed up her powers.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Didn't know X-Files was coming back. Cool. Hope it's going to be better than the big-screen version. Sort of curious why the Lone Gunmen are listed in the credits on IMdB since they died in the series.
Course, I'd really like to see Kolchak: The Night Stalker come back -- not the craptacular Stuart Townsend version but the original, maybe with Bryan Cranston in the role of Kolchak.
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9 years ago
The worst one was the one free one, a woman I met through Live Links or Lava Life or one of those other phone-introduction things. She wasn't ugly, but she just laid there. She didn't kiss, she didn't hug, she didn't even touch -- she literally just laid there. For me, sex is supposed to be a mutual experience, not something with a flesh-and-blood person who's about as interactive as a blow-up doll.
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9 years ago
Excellent, John. Glad to hear that, and here's hoping you'll walk out of that fog for good.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Motor, you aren't lining us up for a little league of pickpockets, are you?