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9 years ago
Were you having some of GACA's brownie?
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9 years ago
Whatever happened to "whatever happens behind closed doors between consenting adults is nobody's fucking business"?
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9 years ago
Glad to hear you're okay, SuperDude. I have to agree with everyone here that it might've been drugs and you should get yourself checked out quick, get them identified before they fully get out of your system. Have you talked to the folks at the White Castle? They might help identify whoever was driving your car, especially if they have any security footage.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Sounds like a very smart woman. Congrats to her!
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9 years ago
Metaldude, that reminds me of a saying that my dad's been using a lot lately: Wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up first.
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9 years ago
Very not cool. Granted, the dog doesn't look like a conventional service dog, but all the owner really should've done was mention it and ask. Yeah, this is a guy who needs to lose his business if he can't keep his mouth in check.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
"Full speed ahead."
I wonder if Robert Wagner said that.
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9 years ago
It's good that you stood up for yourself, Jack. Speaking to the manager probably couldn't've hurt, but you can always make sure to mention it in a review here. In a situation like that, the absolute most he should've touched you would've just been placing a hand on your shoulder or your back to get your attention with an "Excuse me please."
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9 years ago
Maybe over on YouPorn.
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9 years ago
All things considered, lawyers still aren't a decent source of protein.
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9 years ago
It was probably just Monday's entry.
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9 years ago
DoctorPhil, JS69 was quoting MISTER Spock, another sage character.
VBD, I'm going with "A," and if you do win, I'm crossing my fingers you'll host an all-expense-paid TUSCL meet-and-greet. I really doubt "D" would happen, especially if Clubber was anywhere nearby.
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9 years ago
^^ Ibb has a good idea there. I don't remember if you said you've danced in any Vegas clubs, but have you tried to get into management with one of them? It could give you some ideas on the ins and outs of the business from more of a financial point of view before you sink any cash and energy into one of your own.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I've never been impressed by Britney Spears. She's cute, sure, but she's just too over-hyped.
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9 years ago
Good luck and take care, Diva. Have no doubt, we'll all still be here.
(wow, something about that just makes us sound so...sad)
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9 years ago
I have once. A couple years ago, after I picked up a dancer and we headed back to my hotel, she said that her period had just started that day but she still wanted to meet me. (Um...yay?) We wound up doing it in the shower (and covered -- definitely covered!) so any and everything would just washed down the drain. It was my first time having sex with a woman during her period as well as having sex with one in the shower; I have a feeling I would've enjoyed the latter so much more if I didn't have the mental distraction of the former.
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9 years ago
I would've expected this behavior from a Republican, not a Democrat. Sheesh.
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9 years ago
I wonder if Trixie got bored.
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9 years ago
Itsmytime, I don't think George Carlin was teaching kids how to conjugate the seven dirty words in middle school English classes.
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9 years ago
Talented butt.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Hot Seat
Sticky Buns
Hot Cross Buns
The Daily Grind (you'd probably have to have some specialty coffees in there, too)
Cheeky
The Choked Chicken
The Spanked Monkey
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9 years ago
Conventional ear piercings are okay, and a modest nose stud is tolerable. Anything else -- especially in the privates -- yuck. Same with tattoos; if a woman keeps them small, discrete, and even tasteful, I can tolerate them. If it looks like a bunch of drunken tattoo artists threw up all over them -- Bonnie Rotten and Christy Mack, for instance -- forget it. A beautiful woman is like a great work of art -- tattoos and piercings just plain vandalize and diminish her.
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9 years ago
I seem to remember getting a lap dance from Diablo Cody back in the Twin Cities. When I worked at a bookstore there, I ordered a book for Pat Proft and sold a couple books to Dan Jurgens. Did get to meet Buzz Aldrin, George Takei, and even Dawn Wells when they did signings at that bookstore. Missed out on a chance to meet Mickey Spillane when he did a signing at the comic book shop I worked at, as well as Neil Gaiman who was just browsing around.
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9 years ago
John, the divorce lawyer might've been saying that he's been playing on the side, too, and/or he's seen you out and about with the DS and/or maybe he's been out and about with the DS, too.
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9 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
4got -- "Cliff the postman with boobs" -- you might want to catch up on 11 years of "Cheers."