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9 years ago
North Dakota's a really great state for strippers, especially western North Dakota where the oil boom's taking place and all the man-camps are.
If you want any more information, I'll need your credit card information.
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9 years ago
That was a good laugh. I wonder if JS69 realizes his DS is in the Danger Zone. And I also have to wonder just why that guy was wearing a gun. Too much experience in the No-Go and Danger Zones maybe?
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
ATAC, you forgot one thing:
Daisy Dukes!
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9 years ago
Personally, I don't see the harm in looking at possibly underage girls and thinking -- JUST THINKING -- "Damn, she's going have guys wrapped around her little finger when she's 21, me included." Laws might dictate the age of consent and society might dictate our actions, but evolution dictates our thoughts and urges. We just need to recognize and respect the differences.
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9 years ago
TheeOSU, that sounds like the opening scenes of just like too many Stranded Teen clips you can find on Pornhub ; )
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9 years ago
Jestrite, no apologies necessary. Personally, I don't find it offensive, as long as all we're talking about is fantasies.
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9 years ago
John, first you get to live the dream, then after they leave, you get to re-live it in all its glory (at least as best as your memory serves).
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9 years ago
Rockstar, not when she's asleep. She isn't aware of the impending act in any way, shape or form, so she can't consent.
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9 years ago
Shit. I just read that post by him. You're right, IME, he is a fucking scumbag and, not only should he be banned, he should get locked up.
Fucking women without their consent is rape, pure and simple and cowardly. Reminds me too much of a thread Player11 posted in, where a buddy of his would drug dancers and rape them bareback in the VIP, then brag to Player about the trail of knocked-up strippers he left behind.
These clowns need to get thrown in jail.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I'd have to put India Summer and Venus (both porn stars, natch) at solid 8s.
http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/india-summer
http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/venus
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9 years ago
Another reason to lock shooters like that in a basement and let them have all the firearms they want.
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9 years ago
That happened to me a couple of times with women who were interviewing me for jobs. One was a tall, athletic, drop-dead gorgeous blonde who looked like she had just jumped off the cover of Cosmo or some other magazine. The other was a pretty, girl-next-door type. Both times, I was exhausted as all hell and starving, to boot. All during the interviews, I couldn't help but wonder what it would be like with those women, the tall one fresh out of the pool with her legs wrapped around me, the GND bent over the table she interviewed me at. How I answered any questions without going "Duuuuhhhh" first, I don't know.
Somehow each time, I got hired.
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9 years ago
Divier bar in Indy? Damn, I wish I was going to Indy next week. Why can't I help but think this might've been the Rio?
I think the major creep factor would come when the DJ's announcing the strippers: "And now on the stage in front of the DJ booth is my little girl! Tip her good, guys, and be sure to take her back to the VIP!"
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9 years ago
I really enjoyed the first couple seasons of Lost. They were a lot of great character pieces. But come season 3 and it became very apparent (at least in my opinion) that the creators and writers had absolutely no fricking clue what they were doing.
Star Trek: DS9 was great action, adventure, and drama with excellent meta-arcs.
Big fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, too. Smart, fun, action.
The recent series of Battlestar Galactica started off great started falling apart when it had to resort to religion to guide the fleet to Earth (yeah, please keep contemporary religion out of my SF).
Big Bang Theory is just plain fun (and, as a geek, I can easily relate to the characters).
Not really into reality TV (talk about an oxymoron if ever I heard one), but on occasion, I do enjoy Bar Rescue, Food Fighters, and MythBusters.
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9 years ago
Last year, one dancer tried to tell me that Obama was going to run for a third term. I explained to her that, constitutionally, he can't. She still insisted he was going to.
There've been a couple of dancers I've enjoyed talking with. One was a big fan of John Stewart's; she always DVRed them for later binge viewing. She also put her daughter through college, and she had an exit strategy -- buy a small B&B in Panama and enjoy the rest of her days there.
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
She sounds like she gets her jollies getting a guy's engine revved up. Just shrug it off and go back to work.
I have a similar situation at my job. Girl likes to tease -- a lot. She's talked about buying all her stuff at Victoria's Secret, about how she's thinking about doing massages, about how she likes strip clubs, and other stuff, including giving me the universal sign for handjobs. It's really getting old, and considering her boyfriend/fiancé/husband/baby-daddy/whatever-the-fuck-he-is-this-week also works there, it just gets all the more awkweird. The last time she did the handjob signal, I told her it was getting old and she'd have to up her game. She hasn't been anywhere near as flirtatious since then.
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9 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Um, actually North Dakota and South Dakota are west of Minnesota, and the Red River is the boundary between North Dakota and Minnesota. But I've heard of people strolling across the border between North Dakota and Manitoba, as well as canoeing across the International Boundary Waters area in the northern area of Minnesota.
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9 years ago
Johannsen does a decent enough Black Widow. I just wish she'd use a Russian accent though (the character's originally from Russia). Any of these other Black Widows catch your eye?
http://geektyrant.com/news/black-widow-best-of-cosplay-collection
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9 years ago
Dude, she just sees you as an ATM at her beck and call. It's time to change the PINs and move on.
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9 years ago
In the first three X-Men movies, the ones set in modern times.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005381/?ref_=nv_sr_1
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9 years ago
4got, yeah, that's Mystique, played by both Jennifer Lawrence and Rebecca Romijn. Sure, I wouldn't argue with Jennifer Lawrence, but personally, I think Rebecca Romijn's much easier on the eye. Course, Kitty Krell (girlfriend of Jim Butcher, author of The Dresden Files) can really take a guy's breath away https://www.facebook.com/KittyKrellCosplayer?fref=ts.
If you're interested in other cosplayers, especially those who get nekkid, there's http://www.cosplaydeviants.com/index.
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9 years ago
Holy shit, John. I don't know what your day job is, but you should seriously consider a sideline job of writing erotic fiction. After "Fifty Shades," it's probably a growing market.
I agree with Bubba, too. Get yourself checked out. And don't die on the poor girl. She's already a stripper working and living in stripper world; does she really need any more excuses for any stripclub-induced neuroses? On the flip side, if you do die in her bed, she might wind up putting another notch on her bed post. You haven't seen any notches on her bed post, have you?
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
My understanding is the same as Corvus's: When we were knuckle-walkers, our primary view to a woman's dominant sexual characteristic was around the ass. When humans started walking upright, breasts developed as sort of an alternative view -- another pair of fine mounds of flesh ready for copulation.
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9 years ago
There's a town in Utah where it isn't just legal to own it a gun, it's the law: You must own a gun.
Wish I could offer some advice on guns, but I really don't know anything about them. I'm just not a gun person.
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9 years ago
I've been to the Cherry Patch Ranch once -- just once. Talk about ROBs. One girl brought me a can of Coke and she expected a $200 tip just for that. Shortly after that visit, my credit card and I parted on less than amicable terms. I've also been to the Mustang Ranch. "See a line up of dozens of beautiful women!" Yeah, right; I saw a line up of four women, all of average looks. Still wasted $200 on a half hour of "Wham! Bam! Hope you had a good time! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!"
My suggestion: Pass on them.