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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Maybe a bad case of diarrhea, and she couldn't afford to miss work.
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10 years ago
Well said by all. I don't even describe the dancers in my reviews, blonde, AA, MILF or whatever. Also, I have a rule that I don't discuss other dancers at the club. If I tell the girl I'm talking to about my adventures with so and so in the VIP during my last visit, then she knows I'll talk about her also. Private dance means private.
If I get hustled then of course the gloves come off for the review.
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10 years ago
"You have a nice penis." I'm thinking what are we at the Dr's office?, this is a strip club for fuck's sake. Call it a cock or a dick.
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10 years ago
If you are paying for a dance and get a HJ with no extra charge, you are still paying for a HJ.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Not because I was shy, but my wit is slower in my advanced age: "My name is Chasity". "Mine is Promiscuity
This time it may have been because of shyness or discretion: "I will give you the best lap dance you've ever had." "Oh really? You're going to blow me, fuck me, then taste yourself on my dick (all bareback), then have me finger your clit and Gspot with 1 hand while I massage your nipples with the other until you cum so hard I can feel the squeeze on my fingers? All for my last $140 with no tip?
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Not because I was shy, but my wit is slower in my advanced age: "My name is Chasity". "Mine is Promiscuity
This time it may have been because of shyness or discretion: "I will give you the best lap dance you've ever had." "Oh really? You're going to blow me, fuck me, then taste yourself on my dick (all bareback), then have me finger your clit and Gspot with 1 hand while I massage your nipples with the other until you cum so hard I can feel the squeeze on my fingers? All for my last $140 with no tip?
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
The difference between a bitch and a ho? A ho fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everybody but you.
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10 years ago
What about the man with 5 penises?
His briefs fit like a glove.
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10 years ago
I've been to Pirates Cove back when it was the Sandy Jug. I was there back in the '80s sometime when an afternoon dancer was bragging on stage that she had just had sex before work. I was there again a few months later, she was pregnant and tending bar.
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10 years ago
Sounds like the story of a man who said he was robbed of his money in a casino parking lot. The cameras showed no such thing. He lost his money gambling and needed a story for his wife.
This guy had $700 taken from him alright, but it was probably done ITC.
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10 years ago
SCs are all about the fantasy, they never come true, even this one.
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10 years ago
I see ads for an escort that I had some ITC extras with over a year ago. I got her number for OTC but she was way more than any local escort, so that never happened. She changed clubs or perhaps worked both clubs. Even though she hasn't danced in almost a year her picture is still featured on her last clubs website.
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10 years ago
I usually carry 2, just in case . Once I started to put it on backwards, realized my mistake, reversed it. It was almost a deal breaker. (This was for a cbj). I used to put one on in the men's room in case of LDK. I would use a cock ring to keep it on. Now I get off from extras not from high mileage grinding so I wait until it is needed.
I usually buy them 1 or 2 at a time at the local porn shop. Any spares I keep in a magnetic hide-a-key hidden on the car. "Those aren't mine Dear, that must have been there when I bought the car."
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10 years ago
If you can't tell and you still need to ask, use the reverse approach. Tell her she has awesome natural boobs. If they are, then she will thank you. If not she will say they are implants, and feel complimented because you thought they are real. A win-win and you got the answer you were seeking.
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10 years ago
I've been there, a few years back. The place had no VIP area then. Lap dances were done out in the open next to the DJ booth. The DJ was supposed to keep an eye on things, he didn't seem to care when I was there, but any extras were out of the question.
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10 years ago
I've a dancer tell me 3 songs=15 minutes. To which I said BS. I check my watch, you can push a button on the side for illumination. I have had a girl use the timer app on her phone. The bouncer will knock. One afternoon the DJ kept track of the time and called her to the stage as time was up.
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10 years ago
He had been to the doctor the day before he died, the Doc ask if he wanted it removed, "No, just change the batteries".
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10 years ago
Its been nowhere but in a box.
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10 years ago
I've had dancers ask if I'm a tit man or an ass man. My answer is that I like to think of the woman as a hole. It usually goes over their head at first, thinking I said whole. I sometimes continue with, "Well not really a hole, but 3 of them, because what I like most in a woman is my dick."
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10 years ago
I had a weekly think with my ATF. The doors would open at noon I would show up at about 12:30 to 12:45 in the afternoon. The dancers didn't hit the stage until 1. We would go in the couch room 2 songs for $60.00. FS then I would leave, no drinks, no tip, nothing. I called it The cum and go special.
This went on for a couple of years until management put cameras back there.
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10 years ago
You all need to join my new organization, SATMA, Society Against Too Many Acronyms.
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10 years ago
Reminds me of an old joke. Whats the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? A canoe tips.
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10 years ago
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10 years ago
As a 'Hawks fan since the Bobby Hull Stan Mikita era I don't know who I want to see win this year. I like the Rangers speed, but if game 1 is any indication the Kings physical play can wear the Rangers down as the game goes on. I'm going to be an interested bystander enjoying some good close games with lots of end to end action.
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10 years ago
Once a girl told me she just started working at this club because all the girls where she worked before liked to suck cock. I quote "You can literally get a hamburger and a blow job for $10." I wasn't interested in a burger, but I was out the door and off to that club in a flash. I did end up getting a BBBJ and FS at her former club less than an hour after I left. It was more than $10. Maybe I should have asked for a lunch special.